blackhawkrush Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this match 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.Now, write it out a hundred times. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.Now, write it out a hundred times.Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? :boohoo: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.Now, write it out a hundred times.Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? :boohoo:No arms, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.Now, write it out a hundred times.Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? :boohoo:No arms, sir. Waitress, we've decided now, we're going to have a leg of Hodges. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.Now, write it out a hundred times.Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? :boohoo:No arms, sir. Waitress, we've decided now, we're going to have a leg of Hodges. :drool:I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. Try me with some rice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.Now, write it out a hundred times.Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? :boohoo:No arms, sir. Waitress, we've decided now, we're going to have a leg of Hodges. :drool:I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. Try me with some rice. Never at the end of the week, sir. Always get it fresh first thing on Monday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.Now, write it out a hundred times.Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? :boohoo:No arms, sir. Waitress, we've decided now, we're going to have a leg of Hodges. :drool:I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. Try me with some rice. Never at the end of the week, sir. Always get it fresh first thing on Monday."Fine", he said between clenched teeth, knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.Now, write it out a hundred times.Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? :boohoo:No arms, sir. Waitress, we've decided now, we're going to have a leg of Hodges. :drool:I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. Try me with some rice. Never at the end of the week, sir. Always get it fresh first thing on Monday."Fine", he said between clenched teeth, knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. :eyeroll:Well it is one of our cheapest, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :(Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. Ah well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist....who offered no resistance to this delivery... but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this matchYes, beautifully not done anything about. :clap:So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now... Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.Alself me to introlow mybody. :hi:What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif That's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.Now, write it out a hundred times.Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? :boohoo:No arms, sir. Waitress, we've decided now, we're going to have a leg of Hodges. :drool:I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. Try me with some rice. Never at the end of the week, sir. Always get it fresh first thing on Monday."Fine", he said between clenched teeth, knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. :eyeroll:Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltomortale Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 (edited) No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. Edited July 10, 2015 by saltomortale 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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