And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Your_Lion]

Oh, 'an aeroplane'. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we?

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

... It's not so much of a jet, it's more your, er, Triumph Herald engine with wings.

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Mr Norris's diary for the 23rd reveals the extraordinary calmness and deep inner peacefulness of his mind :

7.30 Fed cat.

8.00 Breakfast.

8.30 Yes (successfully).

9.00 Set out on historic journey.

The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter

Well, you certainly get good service here. :burger: They really look after you, yes.

Yes, they've done wonders with it. You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. :)

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them

The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.

the ones that are really ill do sport

Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we?

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0189.gif

Michael Palin and Mrs. Cleese. Eric Idle and Mrs. Palin.

... and there's Mrs Griffiths who's remained unswapped.

[Citizen of the World]

Oh, 'an aeroplane'. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we?

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

... It's not so much of a jet, it's more your, er, Triumph Herald engine with wings.

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Mr Norris's diary for the 23rd reveals the extraordinary calmness and deep inner peacefulness of his mind :

7.30 Fed cat.

8.00 Breakfast.

8.30 Yes (successfully).

9.00 Set out on historic journey.

The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter

Well, you certainly get good service here. :burger: They really look after you, yes.

Yes, they've done wonders with it. You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. :)

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them

The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.

the ones that are really ill do sport

Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we?

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0189.gif

Michael Palin and Mrs. Cleese. Eric Idle and Mrs. Palin.

... and there's Mrs Griffiths who's remained unswapped.

does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean?

[blackhawkrush]

Oh, 'an aeroplane'. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we?

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

... It's not so much of a jet, it's more your, er, Triumph Herald engine with wings.

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Mr Norris's diary for the 23rd reveals the extraordinary calmness and deep inner peacefulness of his mind :

7.30 Fed cat.

8.00 Breakfast.

8.30 Yes (successfully).

9.00 Set out on historic journey.

The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter

Well, you certainly get good service here. :burger: They really look after you, yes.

Yes, they've done wonders with it. You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. :)

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them

The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.

the ones that are really ill do sport

Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we?

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0189.gif

Michael Palin and Mrs. Cleese. Eric Idle and Mrs. Palin.

... and there's Mrs Griffiths who's remained unswapped.

does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean?

I like them in good condition :cheerleader: eh? Eh?

[Your_Lion]

Oh, 'an aeroplane'. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we?

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

... It's not so much of a jet, it's more your, er, Triumph Herald engine with wings.

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Mr Norris's diary for the 23rd reveals the extraordinary calmness and deep inner peacefulness of his mind :

7.30 Fed cat.

8.00 Breakfast.

8.30 Yes (successfully).

9.00 Set out on historic journey.

The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter

Well, you certainly get good service here. :burger: They really look after you, yes.

Yes, they've done wonders with it. You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. :)

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them

The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.

the ones that are really ill do sport

Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we?

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0189.gif

Michael Palin and Mrs. Cleese. Eric Idle and Mrs. Palin.

... and there's Mrs Griffiths who's remained unswapped.

does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean?

I like them in good condition :cheerleader: eh? Eh?

She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica.

[blackhawkrush]

Oh, 'an aeroplane'. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we?

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

... It's not so much of a jet, it's more your, er, Triumph Herald engine with wings.

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Mr Norris's diary for the 23rd reveals the extraordinary calmness and deep inner peacefulness of his mind :

7.30 Fed cat.

8.00 Breakfast.

8.30 Yes (successfully).

9.00 Set out on historic journey.

The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter

Well, you certainly get good service here. :burger: They really look after you, yes.

Yes, they've done wonders with it. You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. :)

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them

The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.

the ones that are really ill do sport

Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we?

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0189.gif

Michael Palin and Mrs. Cleese. Eric Idle and Mrs. Palin.

... and there's Mrs Griffiths who's remained unswapped.

does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean?

I like them in good condition :cheerleader: eh? Eh?

She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica.

Oh Robert, tell me I'm beautiful. :codger:

[Citizen of the World]

Oh, 'an aeroplane'. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we?

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

... It's not so much of a jet, it's more your, er, Triumph Herald engine with wings.

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Mr Norris's diary for the 23rd reveals the extraordinary calmness and deep inner peacefulness of his mind :

7.30 Fed cat.

8.00 Breakfast.

8.30 Yes (successfully).

9.00 Set out on historic journey.

The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter

Well, you certainly get good service here. :burger: They really look after you, yes.

Yes, they've done wonders with it. You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. :)

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them

The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.

the ones that are really ill do sport

Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we?

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0189.gif

Michael Palin and Mrs. Cleese. Eric Idle and Mrs. Palin.

... and there's Mrs Griffiths who's remained unswapped.

does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean?

I like them in good condition :cheerleader: eh? Eh?

She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica.

Oh Robert, tell me I'm beautiful. :codger:

Oh Iris, you're so very beautiful.

[Your_Lion]

Oh, 'an aeroplane'. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we?

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

... It's not so much of a jet, it's more your, er, Triumph Herald engine with wings.

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Mr Norris's diary for the 23rd reveals the extraordinary calmness and deep inner peacefulness of his mind :

7.30 Fed cat.

8.00 Breakfast.

8.30 Yes (successfully).

9.00 Set out on historic journey.

The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter

Well, you certainly get good service here. :burger: They really look after you, yes.

Yes, they've done wonders with it. You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. :)

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them

The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.

the ones that are really ill do sport

Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we?

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0189.gif

Michael Palin and Mrs. Cleese. Eric Idle and Mrs. Palin.

... and there's Mrs Griffiths who's remained unswapped.

does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean?

I like them in good condition :cheerleader: eh? Eh?

She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica.

Oh Robert, tell me I'm beautiful. :codger:

Oh Iris, you're so very beautiful.

So anyway, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs are on the mantelpiece ...

[blackhawkrush]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

[Your_Lion]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

[blackhawkrush]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

[Your_Lion]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

[blackhawkrush]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

[Your_Lion]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

[Citizen of the World]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

[Your_Lion]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

[Citizen of the World]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

[blackhawkrush]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

One result is already in from Munich: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate.

[Citizen of the World]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

One result is already in from Munich: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate.

and in London I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's 1-0 win over the Turkish champions FC Botty

[Your_Lion]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

One result is already in from Munich: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate.

and in London I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's 1-0 win over the Turkish champions FC Botty

I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :yay:

[Citizen of the World]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

One result is already in from Munich: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate.

and in London I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's 1-0 win over the Turkish champions FC Botty

I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :yay:

I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

[Your_Lion]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

One result is already in from Munich: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate.

and in London I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's 1-0 win over the Turkish champions FC Botty

I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :yay:

I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Bum ... oh what a giveaway. :o

[Citizen of the World]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

One result is already in from Munich: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate.

and in London I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's 1-0 win over the Turkish champions FC Botty

I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :yay:

I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Bum ... oh what a giveaway. :o

I understand Your_Lion, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.

[blackhawkrush]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

One result is already in from Munich: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate.

and in London I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's 1-0 win over the Turkish champions FC Botty

I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :yay:

I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Bum ... oh what a giveaway. :o

I understand Your_Lion, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :o :o

[Citizen of the World]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

One result is already in from Munich: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate.

and in London I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's 1-0 win over the Turkish champions FC Botty

I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :yay:

I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Bum ... oh what a giveaway. :o

I understand Your_Lion, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :o :o

She's been around, eh?

[Your_Lion]

Those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. Come '16 they'll all have to write in British. :drool:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

Here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night.

Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening.

Well ... it's not much of a subject is it... be fair. :(

the subject of word association football.

And here's Marx! Let's see if he can put some life in this German attack.

 

Evidently not.

the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans have reported to have gone "all coy"

One result is already in from Munich: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate.

and in London I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's 1-0 win over the Turkish champions FC Botty

I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :yay:

I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Bum ... oh what a giveaway. :o

I understand Your_Lion, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.

It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. :o :o

She's been around, eh?

It's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life