ILSnwdog Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 Proclaiming your love for My Little Pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Crying when Bambi's mommy gets shot.I cheer. That's food in the freezer! :haz: My very female supervisor roots for the hunters, not because she likes venison, though. She has a huge organic garden, both flowers and vegetables, on her property, and she hates deer! And rabbits, so Thumper can eat a bullet too as far as she's concerned. On the other hand, if the dog in the movie dies, all men everywhere get a free pass to sob like a little bitch without fear of losing their man card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Proclaiming your love for My Little Pony. This, this, a thousand times this. You will never convince me that there is not something extremely disturbing about grown-ass men getting all "squeeeeeee" over cartoon characters meant for 3-8 year old girls. Never. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 What a silly thread. Manly, but silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 exfoliating...as far as I know...dead skin will fall off all by itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 On the other hand, if the dog in the movie dies, all men everywhere get a free pass to sob like a little bitch without fear of losing their man card. Hold on there.....it depends on the breed! No crying over French poodles, chihuahuas, or any "toy" breed. The dog has to be at least a spaniel or beagle or something larger.... :D :D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 exfoliating...as far as I know...dead skin will fall off all by itself. How about back waxing? I'm fortunate that my DH doesn't have a hairy back. But I wouldn't hold it against the Yetis out there if they wanted to defoliate their backs. Funny story - my husband used to have a roommate named Cliff. Cliff was without question the hairiest individual I or anyone I know has ever encountered. Once at a pool party someone asked, "hey, who threw the bathmat in the pool?" - it was Cliff floating about. Cliff was a good sport about his hairiness, though. One morning I picked up DH (we were dating then) to head to a road race. It was still dark out. As I was pulling into the driveway, I saw their newspaper rise up off the sidewalk and go floating into the front door, all by itself! (Not really, of course - Cliff was so hirsute you couldn't see him in the dark). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Proclaiming your love for My Little Pony. This, this, a thousand times this. You will never convince me that there is not something extremely disturbing about grown-ass men getting all "squeeeeeee" over cartoon characters meant for 3-8 year old girls. Never. Yes. I might love Abba, cry when Bambi's mother gets shot, look fetching in pink, listen to Hot space while wearing my tight "Flash" t-shirt, dance around the kitchen to Chic and all other sorts of fancy manliness, but damn it to hell, even I draw the line at that shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I actually thought the abba thread was a joke at firstI wish it was. My 65 year old mother has all their albums. :LMAO: Your mother has impeccable taste! Like mother like son!(Even if you don't like Abba!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I actually thought the abba thread was a joke at first Oh, you. You are ADORABLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 exfoliating...as far as I know...dead skin will fall off all by itself. How about back waxing? I'm fortunate that my DH doesn't have a hairy back. But I wouldn't hold it against the Yetis out there if they wanted to defoliate their backs. Funny story - my husband used to have a roommate named Cliff. Cliff was without question the hairiest individual I or anyone I know has ever encountered. Once at a pool party someone asked, "hey, who threw the bathmat in the pool?" - it was Cliff floating about. Cliff was a good sport about his hairiness, though. One morning I picked up DH (we were dating then) to head to a road race. It was still dark out. As I was pulling into the driveway, I saw their newspaper rise up off the sidewalk and go floating into the front door, all by itself! (Not really, of course - Cliff was so hirsute you couldn't see him in the dark).The only place I remove hair from is my face and neck. I'm a Yeti and proud of it! :madra: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 I actually thought the abba thread was a joke at firstI wish it was. My 65 year old mother has all their albums. :LMAO: Your mother has impeccable taste! Like mother like son!(Even if you don't like Abba!)Nah. Mom likes mostly country music. :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Proclaiming your love for My Little Pony. This, this, a thousand times this. You will never convince me that there is not something extremely disturbing about grown-ass men getting all "squeeeeeee" over cartoon characters meant for 3-8 year old girls. Never. Yes. I might love Abba, cry when Bambi's mother gets shot, look fetching in pink, listen to Hot space while wearing my tight "Flash" t-shirt, dance around the kitchen to Chic and all other sorts of fancy manliness, but damn it to hell, even I draw the line at that shit.As you've said before—you are a whirling dervish of sexual pyromania!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I actually thought the abba thread was a joke at firstI wish it was. My 65 year old mother has all their albums. :LMAO: Your mother has impeccable taste! Like mother like son!(Even if you don't like Abba!)Nah. Mom likes mostly country music. :puke: She likes Abba AND country music? I could just DIE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 I actually thought the abba thread was a joke at firstI wish it was. My 65 year old mother has all their albums. :LMAO: Your mother has impeccable taste! Like mother like son!(Even if you don't like Abba!)Nah. Mom likes mostly country music. :puke: She likes Abba AND country music? I could just DIE.The absolute worst was when she would break the Jim Neighbors out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 exfoliating...as far as I know...dead skin will fall off all by itself. How about back waxing? I'm fortunate that my DH doesn't have a hairy back. But I wouldn't hold it against the Yetis out there if they wanted to defoliate their backs. Funny story - my husband used to have a roommate named Cliff. Cliff was without question the hairiest individual I or anyone I know has ever encountered. Once at a pool party someone asked, "hey, who threw the bathmat in the pool?" - it was Cliff floating about. Cliff was a good sport about his hairiness, though. One morning I picked up DH (we were dating then) to head to a road race. It was still dark out. As I was pulling into the driveway, I saw their newspaper rise up off the sidewalk and go floating into the front door, all by itself! (Not really, of course - Cliff was so hirsute you couldn't see him in the dark). The only place I remove hair from is my face and neck. I'm a Yeti and proud of it! :madra: I assume, then, that you'll have to rent a hedge trimmer for your ears and nose someday? :laughing guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Quoting Sex In The City. Hey! There were some good lines in those shows, and in both movies! God, I hope they make a third! Oops... /hands card over to ILS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Silly. Silly...silly. Right, get on with it. Get on with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Asking ANYONE if what you're wearing makes you look fat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Watching Oprah or anyone who came to fame because of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Watching Oprah or anyone who came to fame because of her. I hate to admit this, but I have to share it. I saw the show where Oprah "These are a few of my favorite things" where she gives everyone in her audience that day a shit load of some pretty awesome gifts. Anyway, the last thing she gave away was the new Volkswagen Beetle that came out a couple of years ago. Volkswagen hadn't unveiled the car yet, and all they showed was its silhouette. Fast forward to two weeks ago, and I am at a gas station buying some sodas. As I am leaving, there is a young woman (mid 20's probably) gassing up a red Beetle. I catch a glimpse of her license plate, and it says "TX OPRAH" on it. So I'm wondering is it "Tax Oprah" or "Texas Oprah" when I realize it is "Thanks Oprah." Then it hits me, that was one of the cars given away. So I pull up next to the car and ask the girl if she was in the audience that day. She wasn't, but her mom was. How damning is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Asking ANYONE if what you're wearing makes you look fat.Haha!The oldest Blaze bro had the balls (or stupidity) to ask that in front of me, his wife, and another Blaze bro. His wife asked, "What are you...a woman?" Our other bro asked his wife, "Can I slap him?" I was just laughing the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Starting threads about man cards. Seriously, forget the man card and just start punching dudes in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Watching Oprah or anyone who came to fame because of her. I hate to admit this, but I have to share it. I saw the show where Oprah "These are a few of my favorite things" where she gives everyone in her audience that day a shit load of some pretty awesome gifts. Anyway, the last thing she gave away was the new Volkswagen Beetle that came out a couple of years ago. Volkswagen hadn't unveiled the car yet, and all they showed was its silhouette. Fast forward to two weeks ago, and I am at a gas station buying some sodas. As I am leaving, there is a young woman (mid 20's probably) gassing up a red Beetle. I catch a glimpse of her license plate, and it says "TX OPRAH" on it. So I'm wondering is it "Tax Oprah" or "Texas Oprah" when I realize it is "Thanks Oprah." Then it hits me, that was one of the cars given away. So I pull up next to the car and ask the girl if she was in the audience that day. She wasn't, but her mom was. How damning is this? Anything associated with Oprah is damning] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Watching Oprah or anyone who came to fame because of her. I hate to admit this, but I have to share it. I saw the show where Oprah "These are a few of my favorite things" where she gives everyone in her audience that day a shit load of some pretty awesome gifts. Anyway, the last thing she gave away was the new Volkswagen Beetle that came out a couple of years ago. Volkswagen hadn't unveiled the car yet, and all they showed was its silhouette. Fast forward to two weeks ago, and I am at a gas station buying some sodas. As I am leaving, there is a young woman (mid 20's probably) gassing up a red Beetle. I catch a glimpse of her license plate, and it says "TX OPRAH" on it. So I'm wondering is it "Tax Oprah" or "Texas Oprah" when I realize it is "Thanks Oprah." Then it hits me, that was one of the cars given away. So I pull up next to the car and ask the girl if she was in the audience that day. She wasn't, but her mom was. How damning is this?Damned damning. By the way, I hate when people say that Oprah gave the car away. No, Oprah convinced some local car dealer to give them away. Oprah is out nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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