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Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber


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I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin'!
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If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.
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Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
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So you're sayin' I have a chance!
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You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back *that* way.
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So you're sayin' I have a chance!

 

YEAH!

Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk?

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You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?
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