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1. You Are Different and That's Bad

 

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

 

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

 

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

 

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

 

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

 

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

 

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

 

9. All Cats Go to Hell

 

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

 

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

 

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

 

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

 

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

 

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

 

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

 

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

 

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

 

19. You Were an Accident

 

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

 

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

 

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

 

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

 

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

 

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

 

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

 

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

 

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

 

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QUOTE (LyndseyG @ Jun 4 2012, 11:11 AM)
Would it be ok to copy those and put them on my Facebook status?

Go for it! It's not my list. I found it online while trying to look for something else. It was far too good to let go. Glad to see others are getting a kick out of it. laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 4 2012, 02:15 PM)
QUOTE (LyndseyG @ Jun 4 2012, 11:11 AM)
Would it be ok to copy those and put them on my Facebook status?

Go for it! It's not my list. I found it online while trying to look for something else. It was far too good to let go. Glad to see others are getting a kick out of it. laugh.gif

So ok, here..check this out. YOU got kids I got a granddaughter we're both pretty clever with words n sh*t rofl3.gif

 

Why don't we collaborate on one of these fine titles?

 

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29. Playing With Daddy's Passwords And PIN's

 

30. Skinny Aunt Suzie and The Puking Game

 

31. Mommy, Can I Cheat On Daddy Too?

 

32. Bobby Gets Let Out Of The Basement

 

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The Happy Puppy Who Farted

The Sleepy Puppy Who Drank Beer

Buster Bulldozer Tears Down Da Crackhouse

Mike Mulligan & MaryAnn Making Babies

Danny & The Pancakes He Ate At Denny's

Nurse Nancy Does It Anal

The Saggy Baggy Elephant Ass

The Good Humor Man Is A Pedophile

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QUOTE (Dog Tales @ Jun 5 2012, 07:32 AM)
The Happy Puppy Who Farted
The Sleepy Puppy Who Drank Beer
Buster Bulldozer Tears Down Da Crackhouse
Mike Mulligan & MaryAnn Making Babies
Danny & The Pancakes He Ate At Denny's
Nurse Nancy Does It Anal
The Saggy Baggy Elephant Ass
The Good Humor Man Is A Pedophile

Danny and the Pancakes is my new band name.

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QUOTE (Dog Tales @ Jun 5 2012, 11:32 AM)
Danny & The Pancakes He Ate At Denny's

Haha, the folks over in the Food & Wine section could have some fun with this, considering my boyfriend and I are known for going to Denny's, and his name is Dan laugh.gif

 

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There's a similar list of Dr. Seuss titles:

 

Horton Hires A Ho

Who Shat In The Hat

The Grinch's Ten Inches

My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket

Aunts In My Pants

Fox In Detox

One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

Your Colon Can Moo....Can You?

 

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