Rolinda Bonz Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 QUOTE (debe @ Oct 3 2005, 08:38 PM)QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Oct 3 2005, 08:42 AM)QUOTE (debe @ Oct 3 2005, 03:20 AM) Men---can't live with them, can't shoot them legally. Or my house would be carpeted with wall-to-wall manskin. Debe!!!!!! Glad to have you back!!!!! Where the 'eck ya been??? I miss ya! You've heard of "Purgatory", right? Near there, very near there. Just...warmer. You were in Phoenix and you didn't call?!?! How are you, girl! It's good to see you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/110916.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanEHdian Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 10 2005, 09:39 AM)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/110916.jpg We'll Choose you..Anytime! You are Always making us smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/a330.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 The 5 Types Of Post-Marriage Sex The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I don't like the 4th and 5th kind as much as the rest . Once that scenario begins to show it's face , that's when the safe is dropped off at the pier and we go on a lil boat ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 QUOTE (TNT on PMS @ Oct 12 2005, 12:17 PM) I don't like the 4th and 5th kind as much as the rest . Once that scenario begins to show it's face , that's when the safe is dropped off at the pier and we go on a lil boat ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZYRANNIX Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 (edited) http://www.cbc.ca/mondayreport/ Click on the Back Issues frame on the left, scroll down to the week of February 28, click on "Improving the working lives of women in Canada" and enjoy. Also somewhere there (January 26 2004) is Geddy's tips for toboganning and with winter coming it may be good to view. Edited October 13, 2005 by ZYRANNIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/Godshumour.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 QUOTE (sundog @ Oct 14 2005, 09:32 PM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/Godshumour.jpg OMG! wait, what am i doing in this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiminy Cricket Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 haha, that's good. I know more than one man who could benefit from those classes. Are those real? I'll send 'em! -Cricket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted October 16, 2005 Author Share Posted October 16, 2005 A Few Reasons Why... Pumpkins Are Better Than Men! http://www.funpages.com/pumpkins/pumpkin_eyes_md_blk%5B1%5D.gifhttp://www.funpages.com/pumpkins/couch_potato_in_chair_md_blk%5B1%5D.gif Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. One usually makes a better pie. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Oct 16 2005, 03:53 PM) A Few Reasons Why... Pumpkins Are Better Than Men! http://www.funpages.com/pumpkins/pumpkin_eyes_md_blk%5B1%5D.gifhttp://www.funpages.com/pumpkins/couch_potato_in_chair_md_blk%5B1%5D.gif Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. One usually makes a better pie. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 i think i've seen this somewhere around here before... but i'll post it again! Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/2338.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modest Man From Mandrake Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 In my best Sol Rosenberg Voice "I'm very hurt by this thread. It makes me cry unmerciful". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/Utimate_Parking_Spot_for_Women.gif Ultimate Parking Spot for Women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/encyclop.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modest Man From Mandrake Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 QUOTE (Drumnut @ Oct 23 2005, 12:48 AM) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/encyclop.gif Now that is truth in it's purest form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanEHdian Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 QUOTE (Modest Man From Mandrake @ Oct 23 2005, 03:01 AM) QUOTE (Drumnut @ Oct 23 2005, 12:48 AM) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/encyclop.gif Now that is truth in it's purest form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/2473.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/2358aaa.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepes22b Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 27 2005, 03:38 PM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/2358aaa.jpg OK, Cygnus, I just about ended up with breakfast up my sinuses when I saw that. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geddy's Gal Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 A friend of mine in New Zealand sent me this photo of a new men's loo at Sofitel in Queenstown NZ. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/Geddygal1/Jokes/SofitelLoo3.jpg Could inhibit the natural process, don't you think !!! gg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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