ioc Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Livin your dream, what the hell does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostworks Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMWriter Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 People make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Slipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 LEAVE THAT THING ALONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioc Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) ...An optimist says the glass is half full. ...A pessimist says the glass is half empty. ...An engineer says the container is twice the size it needs to be. ...A realist says it doesn't matter. It's just gonna have to be washed later anyways. ...The FDA says the glass has a design flaw and needs to be sent back to China to be re-engineered. ...A Republican says "Who's been drinking out of my glass?" ...A Zen Master picks up the glass and drinks. ...An opportunist drinks the contents while the other two argue. ...A physicist says the glass is neither. It is completely full: half with water, the other half with air. ...An Accountant wants to know why you're wasting money on a glass that's obviously too large. ...A bum asks you if you're gonna finish that. ...An analyst says it is neither, it simply contains 50% of its potential capacity.  ...An alcoholic asks to make it a double. ...A blind and mute man says nothing and enjoys his drink. Edited June 10, 2011 by ioc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 WTF is with all the cat obsessiveness?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioc Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 Sometimes I can't decide whether I care or not that in most circles I would get burned as a witch for admitting to enjoying Spanish bolero music...except for right now. I'm pretty sure I don't care presently as I listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMWriter Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 QUOTE (Jaye @ Jun 11 2011, 05:16 PM)WTF is with all the cat obsessiveness?? BECAUSE THEY'RE ADORABLE. ♥ But seriously I dunno. D: The internets make them adorable and funny. Like Nyan Cat~ :3 But I will always be a dog person. And a hermit crab person. Even though they tend to attack each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 QUOTE (CMWriter @ Jun 12 2011, 03:54 AM)QUOTE (Jaye @ Jun 11 2011, 05:16 PM)WTF is with all the cat obsessiveness?? BECAUSE THEY'RE ADORABLE. ♥ But seriously I dunno. D: The internets make them adorable and funny. Like Nyan Cat~ :3 But I will always be a dog person. And a hermit crab person. Even though they tend to attack each other. Well, there's this white cat around here that I would like to drop kick into the canal.             Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioc Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people in this world and everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMWriter Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I thought this would be as popular as the spam thread. Guess not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Sawyer Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 This thread is dumb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMWriter Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I just finished watching The Dark Knight for the trillionth time. R.I.P. Heath Ledger. He left us so young... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I've been watching Hoarders on Netflix. I've noticed that several of the individuals have really nice computers among the crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioc Posted June 19, 2011 Author Share Posted June 19, 2011 I miss "Important Things with Demetri Martin." It was comforting to watch a show that mirrored how I think in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 WHERE'S MY THING?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Enemy Without Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 What happens when country meets rap??? Dirt Road Anthem, by Jason Aldean. It's just horrible. Heard it on the radio today (dads choice of stations) and it was one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioc Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 I think I spend way too much time on the forum. I found myself randomly wondering how CMW's writing was going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioc Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 If the point is to be pointless and you succeed...then haven't you failed?      Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Sawyer Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 QUOTE (An Enemy Without @ Jun 19 2011, 11:07 PM) (dads choice of stations) Why'd you let your dad choose the station? Â I guess it is Fathers Day... but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMWriter Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 QUOTE (ioc @ Jun 19 2011, 11:10 PM) I think I spend way too much time on the forum. I found myself randomly wondering how CMW's writing was going. Awww! Well, since you inadvertently asked, my current writing project is going very well. It's not a very serious project, but I am thoroughly enjoying it and I hope it'll inspire something bigger in the future. Which reminds me I haven't touched my 2113 project in months. Ooops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Sawyer Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 QUOTE (CMWriter @ Jun 20 2011, 12:53 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ Jun 19 2011, 11:10 PM) I think I spend way too much time on the forum. I found myself randomly wondering how CMW's writing was going. Awww! Well, since you inadvertently asked, my current writing project is going very well. It's not a very serious project, but I am thoroughly enjoying it and I hope it'll inspire something bigger in the future. Which reminds me I haven't touched my 2113 project in months. Ooops. I'd like to read a story called 2113. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 why do we park on a driveway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Whompus Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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