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...An optimist says the glass is half full.

 

...A pessimist says the glass is half empty.

 

...An engineer says the container is twice the size it needs to be.

 

...A realist says it doesn't matter. It's just gonna have to be washed later anyways.

 

...The FDA says the glass has a design flaw and needs to be sent back to China to be re-engineered.

 

...A Republican says "Who's been drinking out of my glass?"

 

...A Zen Master picks up the glass and drinks.

 

...An opportunist drinks the contents while the other two argue.

 

...A physicist says the glass is neither. It is completely full: half with water, the other half with air.

 

...An Accountant wants to know why you're wasting money on a glass that's obviously too large.

 

...A bum asks you if you're gonna finish that.

 

...An analyst says it is neither, it simply contains 50% of its potential capacity.

 

...An alcoholic asks to make it a double.

 

...A blind and mute man says nothing and enjoys his drink.

 

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Sometimes I can't decide whether I care or not that in most circles I would get burned as a witch for admitting to enjoying Spanish bolero music...except for right now. I'm pretty sure I don't care presently as I listen.
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QUOTE (Jaye @ Jun 11 2011, 05:16 PM)
WTF is with all the cat obsessiveness?? wacko.gif

BECAUSE THEY'RE ADORABLE. ♥

But seriously I dunno. D:

The internets make them adorable and funny.

Like Nyan Cat~ :3

 

But I will always be a dog person.

And a hermit crab person.

Even though they tend to attack each other. wacko.gif

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QUOTE (CMWriter @ Jun 12 2011, 03:54 AM)
QUOTE (Jaye @ Jun 11 2011, 05:16 PM)
WTF is with all the cat obsessiveness?? wacko.gif

BECAUSE THEY'RE ADORABLE. ♥

But seriously I dunno. D:

The internets make them adorable and funny.

Like Nyan Cat~ :3

 

But I will always be a dog person.

And a hermit crab person.

Even though they tend to attack each other. wacko.gif

Well, there's this white cat around here that I would like to drop kick into the canal. angry.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people in this world and everyone else.
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I've been watching Hoarders on Netflix. I've noticed that several of the individuals have really nice computers among the crap.

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I miss "Important Things with Demetri Martin." It was comforting to watch a show that mirrored how I think in real life.
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I think I spend way too much time on the forum. I found myself randomly wondering how CMW's writing was going.
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QUOTE (An Enemy Without @ Jun 19 2011, 11:07 PM)
(dads choice of stations)

Why'd you let your dad choose the station? confused13.gif

 

I guess it is Fathers Day... but still.

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QUOTE (ioc @ Jun 19 2011, 11:10 PM)
I think I spend way too much time on the forum. I found myself randomly wondering how CMW's writing was going.

Awww! laugh.gif

Well, since you inadvertently asked, my current writing project is going very well. It's not a very serious project, but I am thoroughly enjoying it and I hope it'll inspire something bigger in the future.

 

Which reminds me I haven't touched my 2113 project in months.

Ooops.

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QUOTE (CMWriter @ Jun 20 2011, 12:53 AM)
QUOTE (ioc @ Jun 19 2011, 11:10 PM)
I think I spend way too much time on the forum. I found myself randomly wondering how CMW's writing was going.

Awww! laugh.gif

Well, since you inadvertently asked, my current writing project is going very well. It's not a very serious project, but I am thoroughly enjoying it and I hope it'll inspire something bigger in the future.

 

Which reminds me I haven't touched my 2113 project in months.

Ooops.

I'd like to read a story called 2113. cool.gif

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