Cosy Toes Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 It appears that things are a bit different between daddy and Neil than I thought they were. There must have been some sort of rapprochement, as Neil has been having an e-mail conversation with daddy as to whether his latest lyrics pass muster or not. I hope I'm not breaking any confidences here - apart from the fat I've hacked daddy's e-mail account - but here are a set of lyrics for a follow up to Losing It: Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony R Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 <snort> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In A Tidewater Surge Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 2 2011, 03:34 PM) It appears that things are a bit different between daddy and Neil than I thought they were. There must have been some sort of rapprochement, as Neil has been having an e-mail conversation with daddy as to whether his latest lyrics pass muster or not. I hope I'm not breaking any confidences here - apart from the fat I've hacked daddy's e-mail account - but here are a set of lyrics for a follow up to Losing It: Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeminiRising79 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 This is sacrilege!! http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dawson.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I gotta say, that is where Nick earns his pay. He's earning it far less often these days (he's less funny lately and is more a mere hater), but whether or not you agree with what he's saying here, at least this is a proper parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchance to Dream Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I'm slowly becoming a Cosy Toes fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ May 2 2011, 06:53 PM) I'm slowly becoming a Cosy Toes fan I always was Only sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 OK, I said I would never call Cosy Toes a troll, but that may be the best troll post ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 You have way too much free time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 2 2011, 06:34 PM) It appears that things are a bit different between daddy and Neil than I thought they were. There must have been some sort of rapprochement, as Neil has been having an e-mail conversation with daddy as to whether his latest lyrics pass muster or not. I hope I'm not breaking any confidences here - apart from the fat I've hacked daddy's e-mail account - but here are a set of lyrics for a follow up to Losing It: Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3strukt Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetersvt Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 QUOTE The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvisibleAirwaves13 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 That was.....................EPIC! End of Line.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I got a good laugh from this. Maybe Geddy will use this if Neil can't produce anything for clockwork angels. Looks like Gemini has competition in the troll department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 "The echoes of old By-Tors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Looks like Cosy shares her daddy's gift for parody! (and now, we wait for the inevitable umbrage-taking). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I do have to admit that it was pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Cosy Toes is a heaping pile of goose crap wrapped in a burrito! Is he witty? No.... Is he funny? No.... Is he an obnoxious pain in the balls? Yes!!! Go pound sand and salt, Mr. Wank-Fest 2011 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Rn4C9g8XWqY/SpaPR3ynU4I/AAAAAAAAAE0/ehkURKUN0jQ/s400/You+suck.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (PumpkinHead @ May 3 2011, 09:14 PM) Cosy Toes is a heaping pile of goose crap wrapped in a burrito! Is he witty? No.... Is he funny? No.... Is he an obnoxious pain in the balls? Yes!!! Go pound sand and salt, Mr. Wank-Fest 2011 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Rn4C9g8XWqY/SpaPR3ynU4I/AAAAAAAAAE0/ehkURKUN0jQ/s400/You+suck.JPG Oh, you love him. You think he's the bee's knees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 3 2011, 08:20 PM) Oh, you love him. You think he's the bee's knees! Pumpy loathes his stinkin', rotten intestines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (PumpkinHead @ May 3 2011, 09:22 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 3 2011, 08:20 PM) Oh, you love him. You think he's the bee's knees! Pumpy loathes his stinkin', rotten intestines! That's because he eats all that haggis and blood pudding crap! Food fit for a Klingon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (PumpkinHead @ May 3 2011, 08:14 PM) Cosy Toes is a heaping pile of goose crap wrapped in a burrito! Is he witty? No.... Is he funny? No.... Is he an obnoxious pain in the balls? Yes!!! Go pound sand and salt, Mr. Wank-Fest 2011 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Rn4C9g8XWqY/SpaPR3ynU4I/AAAAAAAAAE0/ehkURKUN0jQ/s400/You+suck.JPG I'm not sure if someone that refers to themselves as "Pumpy" should be calling someone else "Mr. Wank-Fest"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (snowdogged @ May 3 2011, 08:29 PM) I'm not sure if someone that refers to themselves as "Pumpy" should be calling someone else "Mr. Wank-Fest"? Touche' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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