The Awesome Movie Quote Thread!

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:29 PM)

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 10:58 AM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." thats from the classic "Better Off Dead" but then Emilio Estevez ripped it off for the silly garbage man movie he did with Charlie Sheen called "Men At Work" Better Off Dead. Never seen Men at Work.

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QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM)

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn."

[liquidcrystalcompass]

McKittrick: General, the machine has locked us out. It's sending random numbers to the silos.

 

Pat Healy: Codes. To launch the missiles.

 

General Beringer: Just unplug the goddamn thing! Jesus Christ!

 

McKittrick: That won't work, General. It would interpret a shutdown as the destruction of NORAD. The computers in the silos would carry out their last instructions. They'd launch.

 

General Beringer: Can't we disarm the missiles?

 

Pat Healy: Over a thousand of them? There's no time. At this rate it will hit the launch codes in... 5.3 minutes.

 

General Beringer: [smiles sarcastically at McKittrick] Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.

 

McKittrick: I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit.

 

General Beringer: Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education.

 

Major Lem: [holding a telephone] General, it's the president.

 

McKittrick: What are you... what are you going to tell him?

 

General Beringer: I'm ordering our bombers back to fail-safe. We might have to go through this thing after all.

 

[Rushman14]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM)

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

[liquidcrystalcompass]

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM)

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?"

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM)

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?"

[Jack Aubrey]

I'm getting close to changing the title of this thread to "the Better Off Dead quote thread".

[liquidcrystalcompass]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM)

QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack   What are those?   Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives.   Where you goin'!   To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold!   You wash your hands on your own time boy!

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 03:17 PM)

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack   What are those?   Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives.   Where you goin'!   To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold!   You wash your hands on your own time boy! "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!"

[Mara]

"Nice beaver."

[workingcinderellaman]

 

QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 22 2010, 02:39 PM)

"Nice beaver."

http://img.youtube.com/vi/zhyCL-ELRxg/0.jpg

 

"What knockers!"

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/images/knockers.jpg

 

Edited April 22, 2010 by workingcinderellaman

[workingcinderellaman]

"Nice set of hooters you got there."

 

 

[Queen of Megadon]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 20 2010, 03:04 PM)

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 20 2010, 01:55 PM) who can name this quote? I've been in prison for three years. My d@*k gets hard if the wind blows Reggie Hammond in 48 hours.   Cachang bitches! please..that one was easy!   (I LOVE that movie!!)

[Queen of Megadon]

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM)

QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 22 2010, 11:23 AM) "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" Face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie! What would you be doing if you werent out making yourself a better citizen?

[Queen of Megadon]

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:26 PM)

QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 03:17 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack   What are those?   Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives.   Where you goin'!   To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold!   You wash your hands on your own time boy! "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!" "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

[Mara]

"There's a sale at Penney's!"

[Queen of Megadon]

Dave Rutabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.

 

 

Wyatt Earp

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 22 2010, 09:40 PM)

"There's a sale at Penney's!"

"And Leon's getting Laaaaaaarger".

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 10:23 PM)

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:26 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 03:17 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack   What are those?   Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives.   Where you goin'!   To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold!   You wash your hands on your own time boy! "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!" "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?" "Buenos Dias! *SNORT SNORT SQEEEAAAALLL!! SNORT SNORT SQEEEAAAALLL!!* Looking really good today buddy, looking REAL good!"

[Jack Aubrey]

"I hope never to see Fletcher Christian alive again, unless it is to see him hanged."

 

 

[Rushman14]

who can name this movie?

 

Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.

Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 23 2010, 01:04 PM)

who can name this movie? Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes. Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

"Debbi and Duke Steal Some Sushi"?

[lerxt1990]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 23 2010, 12:22 PM)

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 23 2010, 01:04 PM) who can name this movie? Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes. Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay. "Debbi and Duke Steal Some Sushi"?

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 23 2010, 10:28 AM)

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 10:23 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:26 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 03:17 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack   What are those?   Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives.   Where you goin'!   To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold!   You wash your hands on your own time boy! "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!" "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?" "Buenos Dias! *SNORT SNORT SQEEEAAAALLL!! SNORT SNORT SQEEEAAAALLL!!* Looking really good today buddy, looking REAL good!" "He keeps putting his testicles all over me. "