ILSnwdog Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:29 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 10:58 AM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." thats from the classic "Better Off Dead" but then Emilio Estevez ripped it off for the silly garbage man movie he did with Charlie Sheen called "Men At Work" Better Off Dead. Never seen Men at Work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 McKittrick: General, the machine has locked us out. It's sending random numbers to the silos. Pat Healy: Codes. To launch the missiles. General Beringer: Just unplug the goddamn thing! Jesus Christ! McKittrick: That won't work, General. It would interpret a shutdown as the destruction of NORAD. The computers in the silos would carry out their last instructions. They'd launch. General Beringer: Can't we disarm the missiles? Pat Healy: Over a thousand of them? There's no time. At this rate it will hit the launch codes in... 5.3 minutes. General Beringer: [smiles sarcastically at McKittrick] Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks. McKittrick: I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit. General Beringer: Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education. Major Lem: [holding a telephone] General, it's the president. McKittrick: What are you... what are you going to tell him? General Beringer: I'm ordering our bombers back to fail-safe. We might have to go through this thing after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 I'm getting close to changing the title of this thread to "the Better Off Dead quote thread". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack What are those? Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives. Where you goin'! To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold! You wash your hands on your own time boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 03:17 PM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack What are those? Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives. Where you goin'! To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold! You wash your hands on your own time boy! "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 "Nice beaver." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 22 2010, 02:39 PM) "Nice beaver." http://img.youtube.com/vi/zhyCL-ELRxg/0.jpg "What knockers!" http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/images/knockers.jpg Edited April 22, 2010 by workingcinderellaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 "Nice set of hooters you got there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Megadon Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 20 2010, 03:04 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 20 2010, 01:55 PM) who can name this quote? I've been in prison for three years. My d@*k gets hard if the wind blows Reggie Hammond in 48 hours. Cachang bitches! please..that one was easy! (I LOVE that movie!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Megadon Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 22 2010, 11:23 AM) "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" Face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie! What would you be doing if you werent out making yourself a better citizen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Megadon Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 "You're killin' me, Smalls!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:26 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 03:17 PM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack What are those? Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives. Where you goin'! To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold! You wash your hands on your own time boy! "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!" "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 "There's a sale at Penney's!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Megadon Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Dave Rutabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me. Wyatt Earp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 22 2010, 09:40 PM) "There's a sale at Penney's!" "And Leon's getting Laaaaaaarger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 10:23 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:26 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 03:17 PM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack What are those? Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives. Where you goin'! To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold! You wash your hands on your own time boy! "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!" "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?" "Buenos Dias! *SNORT SNORT SQEEEAAAALLL!! SNORT SNORT SQEEEAAAALLL!!* Looking really good today buddy, looking REAL good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 "I hope never to see Fletcher Christian alive again, unless it is to see him hanged." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 23, 2010 Author Share Posted April 23, 2010 who can name this movie? Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes. Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 23 2010, 01:04 PM) who can name this movie? Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes. Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay. "Debbi and Duke Steal Some Sushi"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 23 2010, 12:22 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 23 2010, 01:04 PM) who can name this movie? Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes. Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay. "Debbi and Duke Steal Some Sushi"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 23 2010, 10:28 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 10:23 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:26 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 03:17 PM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 02:09 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 22 2010, 02:47 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:39 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 11:34 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars" "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...turn." I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. "Two brothers.. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" For you Jack What are those? Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:15, this place has to be mopped and clean before the breakfast crew arrives. Where you goin'! To wash my hands I gotta pat and mold! You wash your hands on your own time boy! "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!" "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?" "Buenos Dias! *SNORT SNORT SQEEEAAAALLL!! SNORT SNORT SQEEEAAAALLL!!* Looking really good today buddy, looking REAL good!" "He keeps putting his testicles all over me. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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