snowdogged Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 "C'mon, Bullwinkle, drink your coffee! We can't afford to take the chance of falling to sleep if we want to stop Boris and Natasha from blowing up the train station!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 If I don't get that first cup of coffee in the morning I go nuts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 What? you found a hare in your coffee madam? Impossible! I'm a squirrel we have no hares here! Show me the hare in your cup and I will gladly give you another cup free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 So I says to Carol, "Just you watch...he'll leave her. He's no good. A bum I tells ya, Jimmy ran around with Evy behind her back...for a year!" Oh and bys the way Flo, this is the best f***ing coffee you've made yet. Proud of you darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ridertoo98 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I dont drink coffee,but when I do its Maxwellhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 And here's what's become of the lead singer from the Squirrel Nut Zippers. Afterlife? I think not...more like Dante's tenth circle of hell, better known as Starbucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 The best part of waking up...... is rodent in your cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 "Heh, heh, I'll show you for throwing rocks at me! Let's see how much you like your coffee with squirrel spit in it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 "Hey guys, look at me! This stuff is making me buzz out big time! I'm a FLYYYIIING squirrel!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 7, 2010 Author Share Posted November 7, 2010 Chip enjoys a cup of Squirrelbucks on his way to work at the nut processing plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Mmmm, that first cup of joe after hibernating sure hits the spot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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theredtamasrule Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 QUOTE (WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER @ Nov 7 2010, 01:58 AM) The best part of waking up...... is rodent in your cup I know it doesn't count but WAW's killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 QUOTE (theredtamasrule @ Nov 7 2010, 02:40 PM) QUOTE (WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER @ Nov 7 2010, 01:58 AM) The best part of waking up...... is rodent in your cup I know it doesn't count but WAW's killed me. That one was in my final three for sure. I liked the way Janie worded hers. I could picture a group of busybody squirrels sitting around a pile of acorns gossiping about the other squirrels in the neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 3 foot 6 inches of spunk plus 5 foot 7 inches of Unc = lost dentures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Hitting like a girl never looked so good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 I'm an asshole do-de-do-do-do I'm an asshole do-de-do-do-do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 9, 2010 Author Share Posted November 9, 2010 "Okay, whosa da wisa guy who glued dis kid to my pad?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Coach Jim was surprised when the blocking bag unexpectedly slammed into his own bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 It was too late for me to edit my caption but I wanted to add to it. So , here is the edited version. I make fun of children because they are really small I'm an asshole do-de-do-do-do I'm an asshole do-de-do-do-do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Now we know what really ended Jaworski's career..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Nov 9 2010, 07:16 AM) Coach Jim was surprised when the blocking bag unexpectedly slammed into his own bag I found the winner this round! You're up LIX (licks? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Thanks - Being a coach (and having that happen to me) I had some inside info Next... http://www.czabe.com/pic/585/xoscar.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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