Cygnus Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN 10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. 8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. 7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. 6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. 5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE. 4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. 3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" 2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 GRRRRR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Nice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Well forget Yahoo personals & match.com, I'm gonna get me a gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 And the point being???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 QUOTE (troutman @ Feb 16 2005, 07:25 PM) And the point being???? Humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 PERSONALLY I KNOW THAT, I WAS REPLYING TO THE PREVIOUS POST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 QUOTE (troutman @ Feb 16 2005, 07:40 PM) PERSONALLY I KNOW THAT, I WAS REPLYING TO THE PREVIOUS POST My bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Here's what my friend the Beagle and I do when things are looking gloomy with my SHOTGUN &t 44 close at hand, up here there are things called BEARS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/troutbum/102_0244.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Nothing personal, but fish freak me out. My sister owned a seafood restaurant and I couldn't even go in. I grew up a mile from a lake and I hardly went in cause those minnows know and they follow you around and rub their slimey bodies on your legs and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 QUOTE (troutman @ Feb 16 2005, 11:00 PM) Here's what my friend the Beagle and I do when things are looking gloomy with my SHOTGUN &t 44 close at hand, up here there are things called BEARS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/troutbum/102_0244.jpg That is a great pic tho, the colors just snap out at you, and the image is so crisp. You can almost hear the river, and the quiet whisper of the wind thru the trees..... *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Rat Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 *Sigh...* I guess I'm gonna have to live with a handgun my entire life. There's something a handgun and women both have in common - both encourage you to end your life. Not that I'M implying anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirit of radio Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 QUOTE (Steel Rat @ Feb 16 2005, 11:22 PM) *Sigh...* I guess I'm gonna have to live with a handgun my entire life. There's something a handgun and women both have in common - both encourage you to end your life. Not that I'M implying anything For the last time Rat... Hookers argh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 QUOTE (Steel Rat @ Feb 16 2005, 09:22 PM) *Sigh...* I guess I'm gonna have to live with a handgun my entire life. There's something a handgun and women both have in common - both encourage you to end your life. Not that I'M implying anything You are loved brother Steelrat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Rat Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 16 2005, 11:26 PM) QUOTE (Steel Rat @ Feb 16 2005, 09:22 PM) *Sigh...* I guess I'm gonna have to live with a handgun my entire life. There's something a handgun and women both have in common - both encourage you to end your life. Not that I'M implying anything You are loved brother Steelrat. And that's all I want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 QUOTE (Steel Rat @ Feb 16 2005, 09:27 PM) QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 16 2005, 11:26 PM) QUOTE (Steel Rat @ Feb 16 2005, 09:22 PM) *Sigh...* I guess I'm gonna have to live with a handgun my entire life. There's something a handgun and women both have in common - both encourage you to end your life. Not that I'M implying anything You are loved brother Steelrat. And that's all I want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 QUOTE (troutman @ Feb 16 2005, 09:00 PM) Here's what my friend the Beagle and I do when things are looking gloomy with my SHOTGUN &t 44 close at hand, up here there are things called BEARS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/troutbum/102_0244.jpg That scat? Where bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 THERE EVERYWHERE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 QUOTE (troutman @ Feb 16 2005, 11:00 PM) Here's what my friend the Beagle and I do when things are looking gloomy with my SHOTGUN &t 44 close at hand, up here there are things called BEARS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/troutbum/102_0244.jpg Aren't the bears scared of you anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 and you can HAVE two handguns at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Are you asking a "serious question" Obviously not, A shotgun is not a "hand gun and yes I can carry any type of personal protection for ... me , my family and my personal property if I or we... being my family are personally threatened with our lives in any way be it BEARs or HUMANS Fish on!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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