ILSnwdog Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 That reminds me of a story one of my co-workers told me. During a meeting with the programmers, the boss ripped a huge fart, and then he excused himself from the meeting. five minutes later, the boss returned to the meeting and announced, "for the rest of the day, I will be working without a net." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 QUOTE (Prince Sphinc-Tor @ Aug 24 2009, 05:33 PM) Entire families have started with just a fart from an uncle. Now that's evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Who beefed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 All I can say is a laughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 http://i30.tinypic.com/2yknqlh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Here's how it went at work at the car lot today... Damn, I don't think all that potato salad and beer yesterday is gonna do me any good today. Oops... *whew* (Gets in a trade-in to move to the lot.) WOW! I gotta park this thing and get outta here! My eyes are burning! (Hops out of car and closes the door, trapping the deadly cloud of gas inside.) One of the salesmen just got in that thing... ( ) What, dude? No, that car just smells like that. (Runs around corner back to the shop) ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu223/shiftydog/fart1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord_Leon Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 1 2008, 03:22 PM) "Oops, I farted." "I hope nobody heard me." "I hope nobody smells it and thinks it was me." "Oops, I did it again !" "Damn, this one really reaks, my boss better not walk in my cubicle anytime soon." "Ut oh, heres comes another one." "Wow, that one felt good, and it barely smells." "Oh know, a wet one, thats not good at all." "Geez, not again ! Oh here comes Murphy with my boss, im outta here. Hopefully he'll think Murphy did it." Boss and Murphy enter the battlezone... "MURPHY ! Thats disgusting, excuse yourself if your going to imitate a septic tank in my presence ! "But, I... didn't." "Oh save it Murphy, your better off just coming clean." Murphy -----> THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord_Leon Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 (edited) Still love this topic... Edited October 29, 2009 by Overlord_Leon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Lol. How funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Great stuff people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 Sometimes I amaze myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Nov 6 2009, 10:33 PM) Sometimes I amaze myself. Oh, no you did not. Was that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 The Addams Family started When Uncle Fester farted. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/fartgeneraldirection.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae180/captaincomeback4009/gifbinlebronjamesfart.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 QUOTE (sullysue @ Nov 7 2009, 12:44 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Nov 6 2009, 10:33 PM) Sometimes I amaze myself. Oh, no you did not. Was that you? Huh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t313/corvettenut/stinker.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamelight Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 tick you're genious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 QUOTE (Lamelight @ Jan 10 2011, 09:49 AM) tick you're genious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobodysHeroine Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 This goes to show that toilet humor never gets old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 11, 2011 Author Share Posted January 11, 2011 QUOTE (NobodysHeroine @ Jan 10 2011, 08:46 PM) This goes to show that toilet humor never gets old. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NETYacbzD0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHl7KgKzcuw&feature=related This is in the wrong thread. Try jawk jaw, this would go very well there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Got a question coming up for you, tick - just how do you come up with such fantastic threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 YEYSYEYSYEYSYSSSSYEYSYEYEYEYYYYEYYEYEYEYEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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