Mara Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 1 2010, 11:00 PM) The story was somewhat disturbing but at the same time, it made my dick so hard, you couldn't drive a nail through it. So after I accept Geddy's invitation, I'll walk up the stairs with him and his wife. He will swing open the magnificent, double doors that enter into a room that eerily resembles the bedroom of Ming the Merciless from the movie Flash Gordon. (the one Queen did the soundtrack too) Ged and his wife would take off running and dive onto the gigantic, circular bed covered in the finest satin. Ged's wife will then pull out a mirror from behind one of the curtains at the head of the bed. Atop the mirror, is a gigantic mound of the purest Columbian cocaine I have ever seen. It reminds me of Mt. St. Helens. (after it erupted) After we get higher than Cygnus, Ged gets up from the bed and walks to the other side of the room to a gigantic curtain. He locks eyes with me and smiles. Then he leaps into a pirouette that Baryshnikov would be envious of. As he lands, he tears open the curtain! I couldnt believe my eyes. It was the arcade game 'CENTIPEDE". It was just like I remembered. The last time I had seen or even played one was in a Pizza Hut in 1984. My god! Ged told me I could play all I wanted and for FREE! As I started my first game, a midget with a donkey entered the room. I remembered Geddy roaring like a viking as he dragged his wife by the hair into the other room. He had a rubber spatula in his other hand. The midget and donkey followed. I never saw them again. I didn't beat Ged's high score either. Maybe next time...... Hey, it's your fantasy! Just unplug the machine so that it resets - then you can have the high score! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 1 2010, 09:00 PM) The story was somewhat disturbing but at the same time, it made my dick so hard, you couldn't drive a nail through it. So after I accept Geddy's invitation, I'll walk up the stairs with him and his wife. He will swing open the magnificent, double doors that enter into a room that eerily resembles the bedroom of Ming the Merciless from the movie Flash Gordon. (the one Queen did the soundtrack too) Ged and his wife would take off running and dive onto the gigantic, circular bed covered in the finest satin. Ged's wife will then pull out a mirror from behind one of the curtains at the head of the bed. Atop the mirror, is a gigantic mound of the purest Columbian cocaine I have ever seen. It reminds me of Mt. St. Helens. (after it erupted) After we get higher than Cygnus, Ged gets up from the bed and walks to the other side of the room to a gigantic curtain. He locks eyes with me and smiles. Then he leaps into a pirouette that Baryshnikov would be envious of. As he lands, he tears open the curtain! I couldnt believe my eyes. It was the arcade game 'CENTIPEDE". It was just like I remembered. The last time I had seen or even played one was in a Pizza Hut in 1984. My god! Ged told me I could play all I wanted and for FREE! As I started my first game, a midget with a donkey entered the room. I remembered Geddy roaring like a viking as he dragged his wife by the hair into the other room. He had a rubber spatula in his other hand. The midget and donkey followed. I never saw them again. I didn't beat Ged's high score either. Maybe next time...... Brilliant!!! Although I would have chosen Galaga or Tetris... much better games IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kooma Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 12:06 AM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 1 2010, 09:00 PM) The story was somewhat disturbing but at the same time, it made my dick so hard, you couldn't drive a nail through it. So after I accept Geddy's invitation, I'll walk up the stairs with him and his wife. He will swing open the magnificent, double doors that enter into a room that eerily resembles the bedroom of Ming the Merciless from the movie Flash Gordon. (the one Queen did the soundtrack too) Ged and his wife would take off running and dive onto the gigantic, circular bed covered in the finest satin. Ged's wife will then pull out a mirror from behind one of the curtains at the head of the bed. Atop the mirror, is a gigantic mound of the purest Columbian cocaine I have ever seen. It reminds me of Mt. St. Helens. (after it erupted) After we get higher than Cygnus, Ged gets up from the bed and walks to the other side of the room to a gigantic curtain. He locks eyes with me and smiles. Then he leaps into a pirouette that Baryshnikov would be envious of. As he lands, he tears open the curtain! I couldnt believe my eyes. It was the arcade game 'CENTIPEDE". It was just like I remembered. The last time I had seen or even played one was in a Pizza Hut in 1984. My god! Ged told me I could play all I wanted and for FREE! As I started my first game, a midget with a donkey entered the room. I remembered Geddy roaring like a viking as he dragged his wife by the hair into the other room. He had a rubber spatula in his other hand. The midget and donkey followed. I never saw them again. I didn't beat Ged's high score either. Maybe next time...... Brilliant!!! Although I would have chosen Galaga or Tetris... much better games IMO. I am not into this stuff at all... and what's the link with ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalii Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm not entirely sure what I just read. I'll come back in another 2 years and try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew1 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 AM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 1 2010, 09:00 PM) The story was somewhat disturbing but at the same time, it made my dick so hard, you couldn't drive a nail through it. So after I accept Geddy's invitation, I'll walk up the stairs with him and his wife. He will swing open the magnificent, double doors that enter into a room that eerily resembles the bedroom of Ming the Merciless from the movie Flash Gordon. (the one Queen did the soundtrack too) Ged and his wife would take off running and dive onto the gigantic, circular bed covered in the finest satin. Ged's wife will then pull out a mirror from behind one of the curtains at the head of the bed. Atop the mirror, is a gigantic mound of the purest Columbian cocaine I have ever seen. It reminds me of Mt. St. Helens. (after it erupted) After we get higher than Cygnus, Ged gets up from the bed and walks to the other side of the room to a gigantic curtain. He locks eyes with me and smiles. Then he leaps into a pirouette that Baryshnikov would be envious of. As he lands, he tears open the curtain! I couldnt believe my eyes. It was the arcade game 'CENTIPEDE". It was just like I remembered. The last time I had seen or even played one was in a Pizza Hut in 1984. My god! Ged told me I could play all I wanted and for FREE! As I started my first game, a midget with a donkey entered the room. I remembered Geddy roaring like a viking as he dragged his wife by the hair into the other room. He had a rubber spatula in his other hand. The midget and donkey followed. I never saw them again. I didn't beat Ged's high score either. Maybe next time...... Brilliant!!! Although I would have chosen Galaga or Tetris... much better games IMO. Thanks Ya Big Tree. I don't know what I was thinking. I should have put you in my fantasy. That would have been HOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 yeeeeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 PM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 AM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 1 2010, 09:00 PM) The story was somewhat disturbing but at the same time, it made my dick so hard, you couldn't drive a nail through it. So after I accept Geddy's invitation, I'll walk up the stairs with him and his wife. He will swing open the magnificent, double doors that enter into a room that eerily resembles the bedroom of Ming the Merciless from the movie Flash Gordon. (the one Queen did the soundtrack too) Ged and his wife would take off running and dive onto the gigantic, circular bed covered in the finest satin. Ged's wife will then pull out a mirror from behind one of the curtains at the head of the bed. Atop the mirror, is a gigantic mound of the purest Columbian cocaine I have ever seen. It reminds me of Mt. St. Helens. (after it erupted) After we get higher than Cygnus, Ged gets up from the bed and walks to the other side of the room to a gigantic curtain. He locks eyes with me and smiles. Then he leaps into a pirouette that Baryshnikov would be envious of. As he lands, he tears open the curtain! I couldnt believe my eyes. It was the arcade game 'CENTIPEDE". It was just like I remembered. The last time I had seen or even played one was in a Pizza Hut in 1984. My god! Ged told me I could play all I wanted and for FREE! As I started my first game, a midget with a donkey entered the room. I remembered Geddy roaring like a viking as he dragged his wife by the hair into the other room. He had a rubber spatula in his other hand. The midget and donkey followed. I never saw them again. I didn't beat Ged's high score either. Maybe next time...... Brilliant!!! Although I would have chosen Galaga or Tetris... much better games IMO. Thanks Ya Big Tree. I don't know what I was thinking. I should have put you in my fantasy. That would have been HOT! So it would have been.. me, you and Geddy? Interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazlnut Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (jonfiredaman02 @ Feb 23 2008, 06:04 PM) This is really weird. And it sounds like bad fanfic. And I'm afraid I just can't really respond in the way you want. Ditto x 10 WFT, right? Edited July 3, 2010 by hazlnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 09:27 PM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 PM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 AM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 1 2010, 09:00 PM) The story was somewhat disturbing but at the same time, it made my dick so hard, you couldn't drive a nail through it. So after I accept Geddy's invitation, I'll walk up the stairs with him and his wife. He will swing open the magnificent, double doors that enter into a room that eerily resembles the bedroom of Ming the Merciless from the movie Flash Gordon. (the one Queen did the soundtrack too) Ged and his wife would take off running and dive onto the gigantic, circular bed covered in the finest satin. Ged's wife will then pull out a mirror from behind one of the curtains at the head of the bed. Atop the mirror, is a gigantic mound of the purest Columbian cocaine I have ever seen. It reminds me of Mt. St. Helens. (after it erupted) After we get higher than Cygnus, Ged gets up from the bed and walks to the other side of the room to a gigantic curtain. He locks eyes with me and smiles. Then he leaps into a pirouette that Baryshnikov would be envious of. As he lands, he tears open the curtain! I couldnt believe my eyes. It was the arcade game 'CENTIPEDE". It was just like I remembered. The last time I had seen or even played one was in a Pizza Hut in 1984. My god! Ged told me I could play all I wanted and for FREE! As I started my first game, a midget with a donkey entered the room. I remembered Geddy roaring like a viking as he dragged his wife by the hair into the other room. He had a rubber spatula in his other hand. The midget and donkey followed. I never saw them again. I didn't beat Ged's high score either. Maybe next time...... Brilliant!!! Although I would have chosen Galaga or Tetris... much better games IMO. Thanks Ya Big Tree. I don't know what I was thinking. I should have put you in my fantasy. That would have been HOT! So it would have been.. me, you and Geddy? Interesting... But what's Ged's wife doing during this naked (or is it?) arcade orgy? Poor woman. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 How can you make a weird thread even weirder? By bumping it two years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 2 2010, 10:35 PM) How can you make a weird thread even weirder? By bumping it two years later. Yeah, but that's one of TRF's hallmarks. Just when you thought it couldn't get more strange.... That's why I LOVE this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostnotes Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 If I thought the OP was trying to be funny, then okay, ha ha. If I thought the OP was a fanatic semi-psychotic horny female fan, then okay, I guess those saucy romance novels are really working for you. But dude? Really? That's disturbing. Mrs. Lifeson, Lee or Peart are probably gonna call it a night early so it's just you and one of the boys....Have fun with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew1 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 09:27 PM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 PM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 AM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 1 2010, 09:00 PM) The story was somewhat disturbing but at the same time, it made my dick so hard, you couldn't drive a nail through it. So after I accept Geddy's invitation, I'll walk up the stairs with him and his wife. He will swing open the magnificent, double doors that enter into a room that eerily resembles the bedroom of Ming the Merciless from the movie Flash Gordon. (the one Queen did the soundtrack too) Ged and his wife would take off running and dive onto the gigantic, circular bed covered in the finest satin. Ged's wife will then pull out a mirror from behind one of the curtains at the head of the bed. Atop the mirror, is a gigantic mound of the purest Columbian cocaine I have ever seen. It reminds me of Mt. St. Helens. (after it erupted) After we get higher than Cygnus, Ged gets up from the bed and walks to the other side of the room to a gigantic curtain. He locks eyes with me and smiles. Then he leaps into a pirouette that Baryshnikov would be envious of. As he lands, he tears open the curtain! I couldnt believe my eyes. It was the arcade game 'CENTIPEDE". It was just like I remembered. The last time I had seen or even played one was in a Pizza Hut in 1984. My god! Ged told me I could play all I wanted and for FREE! As I started my first game, a midget with a donkey entered the room. I remembered Geddy roaring like a viking as he dragged his wife by the hair into the other room. He had a rubber spatula in his other hand. The midget and donkey followed. I never saw them again. I didn't beat Ged's high score either. Maybe next time...... Brilliant!!! Although I would have chosen Galaga or Tetris... much better games IMO. Thanks Ya Big Tree. I don't know what I was thinking. I should have put you in my fantasy. That would have been HOT! So it would have been.. me, you and Geddy? Interesting... No. Ged and his wife went off with the midget, donkey, and rubber spatula. We would have stayed in the bedroom. Oh my god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvisibleAirwaves13 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 OK, someone needs some couch time....the therapy kind, not the "other" kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 3 2010, 01:31 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 09:27 PM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 PM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 AM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 1 2010, 09:00 PM) The story was somewhat disturbing but at the same time, it made my dick so hard, you couldn't drive a nail through it. So after I accept Geddy's invitation, I'll walk up the stairs with him and his wife. He will swing open the magnificent, double doors that enter into a room that eerily resembles the bedroom of Ming the Merciless from the movie Flash Gordon. (the one Queen did the soundtrack too) Ged and his wife would take off running and dive onto the gigantic, circular bed covered in the finest satin. Ged's wife will then pull out a mirror from behind one of the curtains at the head of the bed. Atop the mirror, is a gigantic mound of the purest Columbian cocaine I have ever seen. It reminds me of Mt. St. Helens. (after it erupted) After we get higher than Cygnus, Ged gets up from the bed and walks to the other side of the room to a gigantic curtain. He locks eyes with me and smiles. Then he leaps into a pirouette that Baryshnikov would be envious of. As he lands, he tears open the curtain! I couldnt believe my eyes. It was the arcade game 'CENTIPEDE". It was just like I remembered. The last time I had seen or even played one was in a Pizza Hut in 1984. My god! Ged told me I could play all I wanted and for FREE! As I started my first game, a midget with a donkey entered the room. I remembered Geddy roaring like a viking as he dragged his wife by the hair into the other room. He had a rubber spatula in his other hand. The midget and donkey followed. I never saw them again. I didn't beat Ged's high score either. Maybe next time...... Brilliant!!! Although I would have chosen Galaga or Tetris... much better games IMO. Thanks Ya Big Tree. I don't know what I was thinking. I should have put you in my fantasy. That would have been HOT! So it would have been.. me, you and Geddy? Interesting... No. Ged and his wife went off with the midget, donkey, and rubber spatula. We would have stayed in the bedroom. Oh my god! Hey we can invite Alex over then! Hopefully he brings some pizza and an X Box 360! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realomind Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Nah, I don't like to share! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitudeix Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 3 pages... argh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew1 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 3 2010, 03:28 PM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 3 2010, 01:31 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 09:27 PM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 PM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jul 2 2010, 01:06 AM) QUOTE (Andrew1 @ Jul 1 2010, 09:00 PM) The story was somewhat disturbing but at the same time, it made my dick so hard, you couldn't drive a nail through it. So after I accept Geddy's invitation, I'll walk up the stairs with him and his wife. He will swing open the magnificent, double doors that enter into a room that eerily resembles the bedroom of Ming the Merciless from the movie Flash Gordon. (the one Queen did the soundtrack too) Ged and his wife would take off running and dive onto the gigantic, circular bed covered in the finest satin. Ged's wife will then pull out a mirror from behind one of the curtains at the head of the bed. Atop the mirror, is a gigantic mound of the purest Columbian cocaine I have ever seen. It reminds me of Mt. St. Helens. (after it erupted) After we get higher than Cygnus, Ged gets up from the bed and walks to the other side of the room to a gigantic curtain. He locks eyes with me and smiles. Then he leaps into a pirouette that Baryshnikov would be envious of. As he lands, he tears open the curtain! I couldnt believe my eyes. It was the arcade game 'CENTIPEDE". It was just like I remembered. The last time I had seen or even played one was in a Pizza Hut in 1984. My god! Ged told me I could play all I wanted and for FREE! As I started my first game, a midget with a donkey entered the room. I remembered Geddy roaring like a viking as he dragged his wife by the hair into the other room. He had a rubber spatula in his other hand. The midget and donkey followed. I never saw them again. I didn't beat Ged's high score either. Maybe next time...... Brilliant!!! Although I would have chosen Galaga or Tetris... much better games IMO. Thanks Ya Big Tree. I don't know what I was thinking. I should have put you in my fantasy. That would have been HOT! So it would have been.. me, you and Geddy? Interesting... No. Ged and his wife went off with the midget, donkey, and rubber spatula. We would have stayed in the bedroom. Oh my god! Hey we can invite Alex over then! Hopefully he brings some pizza and an X Box 360! As soon as Alex would show up, you'd kick me out of the room. But seriously, I want you all to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Enemy_Within Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 (edited) 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users): The_Enemy_Within, PariahDog edit: Edited July 13, 2010 by The_Enemy_Within Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PariahDog Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 QUOTE (The_Enemy_Within @ Jul 13 2010, 05:57 PM)2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users): The_Enemy_Within, PariahDog edit: It's the THREAD THAT WOULDN'T DIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They Bow Defeated Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 GeminiRising is one weird dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBJetsman Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Well, um, this thread is really awkward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I'm sorry but the OP.... weird and disturbing. Reminds me why I don't miss him. But Andrew's fantasy.... I haven't had such a good laugh in weeks! I was pretty okay until the part where Ged dragged his wife off with the donkey, midget and spatula.... For the record, I'm with Janie and Ya - I'd go for it. WTH, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 23 2008, 06:01 PM) I make disturbed people look normal. I check the sex offender registry---you're probably on it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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