GhostGirl Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Thanks, blonde and Jack. Ooops, and JDL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 QUOTE (JDL2112 @ Feb 15 2007, 07:43 AM) Dear Honda Driver, You are in Seattle...it rains here....when you drive and it's been raining for 5 days straight, your car does not handle like it does in the state where your plate states you are from... If you drive in the rain, tailgating, weaving in and out of traffic like you were at 90+ miles an hour, you will get exactly what happened. But next time you might slow down when there is 2 inches of water on the road...I'm sure even YOUR state teaches you about hydro-planeing (SP) because all states teach you that...even New Mexico and Arizona that don't see much rain teach that... We, the driving community in the greater Seattle area generally drive pretty much like idiots, but we seem to know the equation RAIN + SPEED = Dead. You're lucky you didn't get that right today... I hope you were not seriously injured, but I'm pretty sure your car will not work again. On behalf of all the people who pay for increased insurance costs because of claims just like the one you are going to make today, and probably tell your insurance company "It was because of the rain" AND on behalf of the cars that were backed up 5 miles so they could clean up your stupid ass off the freeway, F**K YOU. Thanks for listening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Feb 15 2007, 11:11 AM) QUOTE (JDL2112 @ Feb 15 2007, 07:43 AM) Dear Honda Driver, You are in Seattle...it rains here....when you drive and it's been raining for 5 days straight, your car does not handle like it does in the state where your plate states you are from... If you drive in the rain, tailgating, weaving in and out of traffic like you were at 90+ miles an hour, you will get exactly what happened. But next time you might slow down when there is 2 inches of water on the road...I'm sure even YOUR state teaches you about hydro-planeing (SP) because all states teach you that...even New Mexico and Arizona that don't see much rain teach that... We, the driving community in the greater Seattle area generally drive pretty much like idiots, but we seem to know the equation RAIN + SPEED = Dead. You're lucky you didn't get that right today... I hope you were not seriously injured, but I'm pretty sure your car will not work again. On behalf of all the people who pay for increased insurance costs because of claims just like the one you are going to make today, and probably tell your insurance company "It was because of the rain" AND on behalf of the cars that were backed up 5 miles so they could clean up your stupid ass off the freeway, F**K YOU. Thanks for listening You tell him !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDL2112 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 QUOTE (blonde77th @ Feb 15 2007, 08:17 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Feb 15 2007, 11:11 AM) QUOTE (JDL2112 @ Feb 15 2007, 07:43 AM) Dear Honda Driver, You are in Seattle...it rains here....when you drive and it's been raining for 5 days straight, your car does not handle like it does in the state where your plate states you are from... If you drive in the rain, tailgating, weaving in and out of traffic like you were at 90+ miles an hour, you will get exactly what happened. But next time you might slow down when there is 2 inches of water on the road...I'm sure even YOUR state teaches you about hydro-planeing (SP) because all states teach you that...even New Mexico and Arizona that don't see much rain teach that... We, the driving community in the greater Seattle area generally drive pretty much like idiots, but we seem to know the equation RAIN + SPEED = Dead. You're lucky you didn't get that right today... I hope you were not seriously injured, but I'm pretty sure your car will not work again. On behalf of all the people who pay for increased insurance costs because of claims just like the one you are going to make today, and probably tell your insurance company "It was because of the rain" AND on behalf of the cars that were backed up 5 miles so they could clean up your stupid ass off the freeway, F**K YOU. Thanks for listening You tell him !!!!! I felt much better after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Dear __________ Why must you take my hubby away again!!! Hasn't he been taken away enough this year!!! What 8 weeks wasn't enough for you that you must take him away again for 3-4 more days!!! f**k I am married to him not you and I want him home with me!! This is soo going to be a long weekend!!! the kids miss hiim so dearly and I really do too!! Thanks to the two f**k ups that can't do their job!, that my hubby has to go and fix your f**k up again... f**k get your head out of the bottle and do your f***ing job!! Yeah and thanks for ruining blonde birthday.... sucks that hubby can't be here to enjoy cake with her after all this time M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 QUOTE (chaotica @ Apr 27 2007, 09:13 AM) Dear __________ Why must you take my hubby away again!!! Hasn't he been taken away enough this year!!! What 8 weeks wasn't enough for you that you must take him away again for 3-4 more days!!! f**k I am married to him not you and I want him home with me!! This is soo going to be a long weekend!!! the kids miss hiim so dearly and I really do too!! Thanks to the two f**k ups that can't do their job!, that my hubby has to go and fix your f**k up again... f**k get your head out of the bottle and do your f***ing job!! Yeah and thanks for ruining blonde birthday.... sucks that hubby can't be here to enjoy cake with her after all this time M I am with you on this one !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 QUOTE (chaotica @ Apr 27 2007, 09:13 AM) Dear __________ Why must you take my hubby away again!!! Hasn't he been taken away enough this year!!! What 8 weeks wasn't enough for you that you must take him away again for 3-4 more days!!! f**k I am married to him not you and I want him home with me!! This is soo going to be a long weekend!!! the kids miss hiim so dearly and I really do too!! Thanks to the two f**k ups that can't do their job!, that my hubby has to go and fix your f**k up again... f**k get your head out of the bottle and do your f***ing job!! Yeah and thanks for ruining blonde birthday.... sucks that hubby can't be here to enjoy cake with her after all this time M http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/moving%20pictures%20smilies/big-hug.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I have several: Dear ____, It sucks to be you. ~Me Dear Calf Muscles, Why? Why seize up on me today of all days, when I really needed to de-stress by getting a good run? I'm really pissed at you, so don't expect any nice treatment from me, either. ~The Slug Dear Facilities Morons, Is it REALLY too much to ask for the luxury of at least LUKEWARM water in the showers? I mean, I don't mind having to trek down two floors with all my junk to a find a shower with hot water--it's no trouble, really--but the giant roach that crawled across my foot once I got there is a bit much to take. ~Clean-but-freaked-out GG Dear Makers of "Thai Kitchen" hot and sour noodle bowl, You call THAT edible? Give me a friggin break. ~GG, eater of Cheez-Its for lunch Yeah. I'm having a crappy day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Dear ____, Please respond to my most recent email. I won't be ignored, _____ (Glenn Close voice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 1 2007, 02:01 PM) I have several: Dear ____, It sucks to be you. ~Me Dear Calf Muscles, Why? Why seize up on me today of all days, when I really needed to de-stress by getting a good run? I'm really pissed at you, so don't expect any nice treatment from me, either. ~The Slug Dear Facilities Morons, Is it REALLY too much to ask for the luxury of at least LUKEWARM water in the showers? I mean, I don't mind having to trek down two floors with all my junk to a find a shower with hot water--it's no trouble, really--but the giant roach that crawled across my foot once I got there is a bit much to take. ~Clean-but-freaked-out GG Dear Makers of "Thai Kitchen" hot and sour noodle bowl, You call THAT edible? Give me a friggin break. ~GG, eater of Cheez-Its for lunch Yeah. I'm having a crappy day. It could be worse. It could be raining. (Stolen from Young Frankenstein) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 1 2007, 02:01 PM)I have several: Dear ____, It sucks to be you. ~Me Dear Calf Muscles, Why? Why seize up on me today of all days, when I really needed to de-stress by getting a good run? I'm really pissed at you, so don't expect any nice treatment from me, either. ~The Slug Dear Facilities Morons, Is it REALLY too much to ask for the luxury of at least LUKEWARM water in the showers? I mean, I don't mind having to trek down two floors with all my junk to a find a shower with hot water--it's no trouble, really--but the giant roach that crawled across my foot once I got there is a bit much to take. ~Clean-but-freaked-out GG Dear Makers of "Thai Kitchen" hot and sour noodle bowl, You call THAT edible? Give me a friggin break. ~GG, eater of Cheez-Its for lunch Yeah. I'm having a crappy day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Dear_____, What the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 QUOTE (JDL2112 @ Feb 18 2007, 05:17 PM) QUOTE (blonde77th @ Feb 15 2007, 08:17 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Feb 15 2007, 11:11 AM) QUOTE (JDL2112 @ Feb 15 2007, 07:43 AM) Dear Honda Driver, You are in Seattle...it rains here....when you drive and it's been raining for 5 days straight, your car does not handle like it does in the state where your plate states you are from... If you drive in the rain, tailgating, weaving in and out of traffic like you were at 90+ miles an hour, you will get exactly what happened. But next time you might slow down when there is 2 inches of water on the road...I'm sure even YOUR state teaches you about hydro-planeing (SP) because all states teach you that...even New Mexico and Arizona that don't see much rain teach that... We, the driving community in the greater Seattle area generally drive pretty much like idiots, but we seem to know the equation RAIN + SPEED = Dead. You're lucky you didn't get that right today... I hope you were not seriously injured, but I'm pretty sure your car will not work again. On behalf of all the people who pay for increased insurance costs because of claims just like the one you are going to make today, and probably tell your insurance company "It was because of the rain" AND on behalf of the cars that were backed up 5 miles so they could clean up your stupid ass off the freeway, F**K YOU. Thanks for listening You tell him !!!!! I felt much better after! That post was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Thanks, SS. I need those tremendously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 1 2007, 03:01 PM) I have several: Dear ____, It sucks to be you. ~Me Dear Calf Muscles, Why? Why seize up on me today of all days, when I really needed to de-stress by getting a good run? I'm really pissed at you, so don't expect any nice treatment from me, either. ~The Slug Dear Facilities Morons, Is it REALLY too much to ask for the luxury of at least LUKEWARM water in the showers? I mean, I don't mind having to trek down two floors with all my junk to a find a shower with hot water--it's no trouble, really--but the giant roach that crawled across my foot once I got there is a bit much to take. ~Clean-but-freaked-out GG Dear Makers of "Thai Kitchen" hot and sour noodle bowl, You call THAT edible? Give me a friggin break. ~GG, eater of Cheez-Its for lunch Yeah. I'm having a crappy day. Your friends will make you feel all better in two weeks and in July. Count on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jun 1 2007, 03:24 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 1 2007, 03:01 PM) I have several: Dear ____, It sucks to be you. ~Me Dear Calf Muscles, Why? Why seize up on me today of all days, when I really needed to de-stress by getting a good run? I'm really pissed at you, so don't expect any nice treatment from me, either. ~The Slug Dear Facilities Morons, Is it REALLY too much to ask for the luxury of at least LUKEWARM water in the showers? I mean, I don't mind having to trek down two floors with all my junk to a find a shower with hot water--it's no trouble, really--but the giant roach that crawled across my foot once I got there is a bit much to take. ~Clean-but-freaked-out GG Dear Makers of "Thai Kitchen" hot and sour noodle bowl, You call THAT edible? Give me a friggin break. ~GG, eater of Cheez-Its for lunch Yeah. I'm having a crappy day. Your friends will make you feel all better in two weeks and in July. Count on it. Keep your mind on Vegas, Baby! That's what's getting me through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I am, SS. Thanks for the reminder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Jun 1 2007, 02:08 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 1 2007, 02:01 PM) I have several: Dear ____, It sucks to be you. ~Me Dear Calf Muscles, Why? Why seize up on me today of all days, when I really needed to de-stress by getting a good run? I'm really pissed at you, so don't expect any nice treatment from me, either. ~The Slug Dear Facilities Morons, Is it REALLY too much to ask for the luxury of at least LUKEWARM water in the showers? I mean, I don't mind having to trek down two floors with all my junk to a find a shower with hot water--it's no trouble, really--but the giant roach that crawled across my foot once I got there is a bit much to take. ~Clean-but-freaked-out GG Dear Makers of "Thai Kitchen" hot and sour noodle bowl, You call THAT edible? Give me a friggin break. ~GG, eater of Cheez-Its for lunch Yeah. I'm having a crappy day. It could be worse. It could be raining. (Stolen from Young Frankenstein) It's raining here now. I kid you not. I have no umbrella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 1 2007, 09:46 PM)QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Jun 1 2007, 02:08 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 1 2007, 02:01 PM) I have several: Dear ____, It sucks to be you. ~Me Dear Calf Muscles, Why? Why seize up on me today of all days, when I really needed to de-stress by getting a good run? I'm really pissed at you, so don't expect any nice treatment from me, either. ~The Slug Dear Facilities Morons, Is it REALLY too much to ask for the luxury of at least LUKEWARM water in the showers? I mean, I don't mind having to trek down two floors with all my junk to a find a shower with hot water--it's no trouble, really--but the giant roach that crawled across my foot once I got there is a bit much to take. ~Clean-but-freaked-out GG Dear Makers of "Thai Kitchen" hot and sour noodle bowl, You call THAT edible? Give me a friggin break. ~GG, eater of Cheez-Its for lunch Yeah. I'm having a crappy day. It could be worse. It could be raining. (Stolen from Young Frankenstein) It's raining here now. I kid you not. I have no umbrella. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/palominodweezil/icon_2far.gif not good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 actually, the rain in her locale is good. The southeast has been in a drought and needs the precip. Tropical Storm Barry we thank you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jun 1 2007, 04:51 PM)QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 1 2007, 09:46 PM)QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Jun 1 2007, 02:08 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 1 2007, 02:01 PM) I have several: Dear ____, It sucks to be you. ~Me Dear Calf Muscles, Why? Why seize up on me today of all days, when I really needed to de-stress by getting a good run? I'm really pissed at you, so don't expect any nice treatment from me, either. ~The Slug Dear Facilities Morons, Is it REALLY too much to ask for the luxury of at least LUKEWARM water in the showers? I mean, I don't mind having to trek down two floors with all my junk to a find a shower with hot water--it's no trouble, really--but the giant roach that crawled across my foot once I got there is a bit much to take. ~Clean-but-freaked-out GG Dear Makers of "Thai Kitchen" hot and sour noodle bowl, You call THAT edible? Give me a friggin break. ~GG, eater of Cheez-Its for lunch Yeah. I'm having a crappy day. It could be worse. It could be raining. (Stolen from Young Frankenstein) It's raining here now. I kid you not. I have no umbrella. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/palominodweezil/icon_2far.gif not good I'm sorry to hear you are having a rotten day. I hope when you get home you can kick back have one of these and think of all the good time you'll soon have. Just 12 more days and you'll be close to Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Dear Global Administration/Contract Management: I must say out of all the mass layoffs I've seen, this one has been the most poorly handled. Why were we told that 95% of us would NOT be affected by the new "support structure matrix" only to find out that all but about ten of us are losing their jobs? That's more like 90% of the secretaries being affected. And why were the managers told that there would be "no changes?" Furthermore, why has it apparently been made the responsibility of the individual secretaries to tell the managers they supported that they're being laid off? On a humiliation scale, that's somewhere up there with having to type your own termination letter. Do you really believe that we're interchangeable? Did you think the managers wouldn't notice or care if their secretaries were switched around? That as long as there's a warm, smiling pair of tits sitting perkily behind a secretarial desk, it doesn't matter who they're attached to? Believe me, they're going to notice. And care. And then you tell the few of us remaining that this is only the beginning of the "new and exciting changes?" I've heard the rumors. I'm not going to wait around to see if my head rolls at the end of next quarter.... And on a related note: those little handouts you were going around putting out for the managers? The notion that you truly believe that our jobs can be reduced to five little bulleted "how-to" lists is somehow the most sickening part of all... Maddy ~*~ This has all been happening since Monday, BTW - I had an interview today and I have one Wednesday. I hate walking out but we've been told these cuts are only the beginning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Thanks, owlswing. Oh, and Maddy, good luck to you. I know you'll do great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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