CeeJ Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 (edited) QUOTE (Geds @ Jan 15 2007, 08:54 PM) Dear Ceej and Necro, Thank you in advance for being great hosts, and opening your home to me....I look forward to actually meeting the both of you, and I also appreciate the opportunityto meet the rest of the gang that staying with you will give me. Can't wait to meet you both, my friends. Necro, Whitetrash says you suck...I cannot get out of him why this time. Dear Geds, I can not tell you how much I am looking foward to meeting you. You always bring a smile to my face when we get the chance to talk across this board or chat through yahoo. You are a great person and an even more wonderful friend. So anytime you want to come and visit... YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME!!! Looking foward to the visit. NecGedsCeeJLadiCon is just 4 DAYS!!! CJ Edited January 16, 2007 by CeeJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 QUOTE (CeeJ @ Jan 15 2007, 09:18 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Jan 15 2007, 08:54 PM) Dear Ceej and Necro, Thank you in advance for being great hosts, and opening your home to me....I look forward to actually meeting the both of you, and I also appreciate the opportunityto meet the rest of the gang that staying with you will give me. Can't wait to meet you both, my friends. Necro, Whitetrash says you suck...I cannot get out of him why this time. Dear Geds, I can not tell you how much I am looking foward to meeting you. You always bring a smile to my face when we get the chance to talk across this board or chat through yahoo. You are a great person and an even more wonderful friend. So anytime you want to come and visit... YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME!!! Looking foward to the visit. NecGedsCeeJLadiCon is just 4 DAYS!!! CJ Dear N.G.C.L.C.... SEE YA IN 4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Wow is really getting Close Now Have a Great Time !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) dear asshole driving the little red truck: yeah... i saw you driving down my icy dirt road yesterday.... going WAY over the posted 25 MPH speed..... and at that time, i though to myself... what an asshole.... then today.... you thought you could go fast again... driving down the same road, this time coming HEAD ON toward me... but the road was too icy for you... and you lost control... it sure was a good thing i was far enough away from you to slow down, stop, and pull over as far off to the side i could.... looking for a drive way or street to turn into so i could avoid your sorry speeding ass i seriously thought you were going to collide with me... watching your car turn and slide out of control was not a pretty sight.... for i felt as tho i was going to be your next victim.... then by chance(?).... your little red truck sliding out of control, hit the dirt bank on the side of the road..... hard enough to make you stop..... smash your whole front quarter panel in...and spray dirt, mud and debris across the whole road.... it was sheer joy and pleasure for me to SLOWLY drive by your ruined automobile......to watch you get out of your little red truck... and walk to where the fallen pieces of your truck lie in the road.... karma baby.... speed kills asshole... you got what you deserved.... next time drive the speed limit.... sincerely, a resident on the 25 MPH road Edited January 17, 2007 by ladirushfan80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 QUOTE (CeeJ @ Jan 15 2007, 06:18 PM) Dear Geds, I can not tell you how much I am looking foward to meeting you. You always bring a smile to my face when we get the chance to talk across this board or chat through yahoo. WTF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 QUOTE (daveyt @ Jan 16 2007, 09:30 PM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ Jan 15 2007, 06:18 PM) Dear Geds, I can not tell you how much I am looking foward to meeting you. You always bring a smile to my face when we get the chance to talk across this board or chat through yahoo. WTF!!!! Dear Davey, Why do you care so much??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushengal Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Dear ______ So what if I found some time today to get together with a friend who is leaving in 2 weeks for a tour of duty? I wanted to set aside specific time to see him before he goes because I'm really worried that I'll never see him again. Your just being childish. Besides, even if I wasn't with him today... I'd be at home getting stuff ready for a super busy day tomorrow. And you were at work. You know what. I don't have a life outside of four things. Working Studying Classes Riding the bus between all of these. I don't like staying out all night when I know I have an 8:30 class in the morning, I don't like riding the bus back at night because there are some strange people on there, and I fear for my safety at times. I don't like paying $16 to get a cab home, its too expensive when I can't even afford to buy books (I was lucky today though, my mom bought them for me, and I'm going to pay her back). So apparently, as you put it, not having time for you means I have time for everyone else? The only reason I dumped you... the time factor. Between school, work, sleep, and riding the bus, I have a total of.... 4 hours to myself a day, and those hours are spent with my nose in a book because failure is NOT accepted in this household. You work pretty much full time, and I am in school full time, with a part time job, for a grand total of 47 hours, Monday to Saturday. Sunday I like spending with family, as they almost NEVER see me anymore, even though I live at home. If you really want to think that I have time for everyone else... please, spend a day in my shoes then tell me that. GROW UP! Sincerly, A Provoked Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 dear necro: thanks for letting me give you a bunch of crap and understanding that's it's all tongue-in cheek. -daveyt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Dear Davey... Not everyone gets you like me. Some are mad at me for it too. Pats still suck. Necro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Dear Rushengal's friend going to Iraq: Please be careful over there and come home safely. From, Everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 QUOTE (Maddy @ Jan 17 2007, 08:06 AM) Dear Rushengal's friend going to Iraq: Please be careful over there and come home safely. From, Everyone Double that ok Be carefull God Speed ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushengal Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 QUOTE (Maddy @ Jan 17 2007, 09:06 AM) Dear Rushengal's friend going to Iraq: Please be careful over there and come home safely. From, Everyone Dear Maddy, Thank you for your kind wishes I hope to pass them on to him. And actually... hes going to Afghanistan, but Im still petrified. Not the first time Ive spoken about him on here, hes actually my ex boyfriend. Sincerely, Amanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushengal Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Dear SMOL I You! Sincerely, A Satisfied Student Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Dear blank, It's just a brontosaurus thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yetz Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Dear jagoff driving the Suburban through my neighborhood. Turn that damn rap s#it down!!! I don't need to be woke up by that crap at 3:00 in the morning. And I don't know how much more my windows can take. No need to let us know youre coming 5 minutes before you actually get here. Show some respect!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 QUOTE (yetz @ Jan 17 2007, 04:20 PM) Dear jagoff driving the Suburban through my neighborhood. Turn that damn rap s#it down!!! I don't need to be woke up by that crap at 3:00 in the morning. And I don't know how much more my windows can take. No need to let us know youre coming 5 minutes before you actually get here. Show some respect!!! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/e/rocketla.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Dear ________, I can't believe you called to me give me such terrible news 5 days later!!! I know that things aren't what YOU want but at least you could try to behave like a HUMAN!!! You are suppose to care but all you do is pass judgements and push people away. Can you say family disfunction??? Whether you like it or not... I HAVE MY OWN LIFE!!! Sorry that you don't approve. Maybe someday you will understand that everyone doesn't HAVE TO KISS YOUR ASS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Dear _________, Thank you..... http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Memo to everyone in Procurement: We've sat down and talked this over, and we feel that you're old enough to know the truth. There is no Toner Fairy. When the printer runs out of toner, somebody has to place a call to the nice man in Print Services, who will come and put more toner in the printer. Putting an "Out Of Order" sign on the printer, while helpful, does not let that nice man know that he needs to come and fix the printer. if you are not sure how to contact the nice printer man, please ask a secretary, who knows how to get hold of him. Yes, this may be a shock to you, but as you get older, you will realize that we all have the power to be the Toner Fairy, each and every one of us. Maddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Dear Idiot Snowplow Driver, Please tell me that little green car did NOT T-bone you when you pulled out without looking. Yes, he/she was coming way too fast, but you needed to be expecting something like that. People drive fast on that part of the road. I saw you pull out really fast in my rear-view mirror, and I never saw any sign of that green car again. It really should have come back into view at some point. And I hope the highway department truck coming the other way had a word with you about the three-foot mass of snow you had piled across the road... Maddy, who hates winter.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Open Letter to the Powers-that-be: Enough! I can't take anymore. BOTH my kids get sick on their birthdays (which admittedly are four days apart) but come ON! Work is stressful...and this is a BAD time for me to need to be home with sick children. I don't LIKE getting thrown up on, either. My dad is having all kinds of kidney problems and my mom is freaking out... So...cease and desist with this crap. I'm starting to watch the sky for locusts or some other pestilence. Sincerely, A very tired and battle-weary GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Feb 15 2007, 09:46 AM) Open Letter to the Powers-that-be: Enough! I can't take anymore. BOTH my kids get sick on their birthdays (which admittedly are four days apart) but come ON! Work is stressful...and this is a BAD time for me to need to be home with sick children. I don't LIKE getting thrown up on, either. My dad is having all kinds of kidney problems and my mom is freaking out... So...cease and desist with this crap. I'm starting to watch the sky for locusts or some other pestilence. Sincerely, A very tired and battle-weary GG Awe GG I hope thing's get better fast Hon.!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDL2112 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Dear Honda Driver, You are in Seattle...it rains here....when you drive and it's been raining for 5 days straight, your car does not handle like it does in the state where your plate states you are from... If you drive in the rain, tailgating, weaving in and out of traffic like you were at 90+ miles an hour, you will get exactly what happened. But next time you might slow down when there is 2 inches of water on the road...I'm sure even YOUR state teaches you about hydro-planeing (SP) because all states teach you that...even New Mexico and Arizona that don't see much rain teach that... We, the driving community in the greater Seattle area generally drive pretty much like idiots, but we seem to know the equation RAIN + SPEED = Dead. You're lucky you didn't get that right today... I hope you were not seriously injured, but I'm pretty sure your car will not work again. On behalf of all the people who pay for increased insurance costs because of claims just like the one you are going to make today, and probably tell your insurance company "It was because of the rain" AND on behalf of the cars that were backed up 5 miles so they could clean up your stupid ass off the freeway, F**K YOU. Thanks for listening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 QUOTE (blonde77th @ Feb 15 2007, 10:50 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Feb 15 2007, 09:46 AM) Open Letter to the Powers-that-be: Enough! I can't take anymore. BOTH my kids get sick on their birthdays (which admittedly are four days apart) but come ON! Work is stressful...and this is a BAD time for me to need to be home with sick children. I don't LIKE getting thrown up on, either. My dad is having all kinds of kidney problems and my mom is freaking out... So...cease and desist with this crap. I'm starting to watch the sky for locusts or some other pestilence. Sincerely, A very tired and battle-weary GG Awe GG I hope thing's get better fast Hon.!! Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDL2112 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Feb 15 2007, 07:57 AM) QUOTE (blonde77th @ Feb 15 2007, 10:50 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Feb 15 2007, 09:46 AM) Open Letter to the Powers-that-be: Enough! I can't take anymore. BOTH my kids get sick on their birthdays (which admittedly are four days apart) but come ON! Work is stressful...and this is a BAD time for me to need to be home with sick children. I don't LIKE getting thrown up on, either. My dad is having all kinds of kidney problems and my mom is freaking out... So...cease and desist with this crap. I'm starting to watch the sky for locusts or some other pestilence. Sincerely, A very tired and battle-weary GG Awe GG I hope thing's get better fast Hon.!! Me too! I hope things get better for you GG. Keep your head up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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