circumstantial tree Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Dear _______, I hate the idea of you working nights now. I'll have to endure a cold and lonely bed at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear ___________, Just needed to release.... AARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! All better now. Thanks, ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetrash Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Deer annhizer bush i luv beer. so i luv yoo keep makin beer, miller lite is my favrit. butt if yoo dont mak miller lite no moor, keep makin beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear _______, Could you please get my high speed working again??? This is really getting ridiculous. It's been 3 DAYS!!! ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear _____, When will I feel better??? I have been sick for over a week!!! I hate being sick!!! Make it go away!!! ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear _____, Please get this new company to fix this tomorrow!!! I hate not being able to surf and post what I want to. ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pos Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear Bank, I'm really, really tired of balancing my checkbook. I think I'll just take your word for it this month. Ya better not screw it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 05:00 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers uhhh.....jackass, a miata won't haul the 7,000 pound tractor I was hauling today. however, the tractor will haul the miata.... hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushRevisited Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:19 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 05:00 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers uhhh.....jackass, a miata won't haul the 7,000 pound tractor I was hauling today. however, the tractor will haul the miata.... hmmmmm Digital Man's truck would haul that tractor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:22 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:19 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 05:00 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers uhhh.....jackass, a miata won't haul the 7,000 pound tractor I was hauling today. however, the tractor will haul the miata.... hmmmmm Digital Man's truck would haul that tractor! What the hell are YOU trying to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushRevisited Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:22 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:19 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 05:00 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers uhhh.....jackass, a miata won't haul the 7,000 pound tractor I was hauling today. however, the tractor will haul the miata.... hmmmmm Digital Man's truck would haul that tractor! What the hell are YOU trying to say? I am saying his truck is a MONSTER. There is a pic posted somewhere here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:22 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:19 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 05:00 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers uhhh.....jackass, a miata won't haul the 7,000 pound tractor I was hauling today. however, the tractor will haul the miata.... hmmmmm Digital Man's truck would haul that tractor! What the hell are YOU trying to say? I think he's trying to say Digi's is BIGGER than yours. Isn't it obvious??? Dude... you gonna take that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Well, you did say most women believe it's HOW you USE it, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:37 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:22 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:19 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 05:00 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers uhhh.....jackass, a miata won't haul the 7,000 pound tractor I was hauling today. however, the tractor will haul the miata.... hmmmmm Digital Man's truck would haul that tractor! What the hell are YOU trying to say? I am saying his truck is a MONSTER. There is a pic posted somewhere here RR is right... i've seen digi's monster truck.... it's a beaut!!! it's a monster too..... f***ing HUGE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just sayin'.... ya know...cuz i've seen it n all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 06:50 PM) Well, you did say most women believe it's HOW you USE it, right? I think that's just to make us feel good about our little "trucks". I'm pretty sure that they actually prefer big "trucks". I'm just glad that mine is a MONSTER TRUCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 06:57 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 06:50 PM) Well, you did say most women believe it's HOW you USE it, right? I think that's just to make us feel good about our little "trucks". I'm pretty sure that they actually prefer big "trucks". I'm just glad that mine is a MONSTER TRUCK. I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 06:58 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 06:57 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 06:50 PM) Well, you did say most women believe it's HOW you USE it, right? I think that's just to make us feel good about our little "trucks". I'm pretty sure that they actually prefer big "trucks". I'm just glad that mine is a MONSTER TRUCK. I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 dear __________________ i have a stalker.... see?:2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users): ladirushfan80, Necromancer hey Nec!!! are we going to have a flippin blast next month, or WHAT????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Dear StalkEE, We are going to have quite the fun-filled weekend. We shall partake of many effervescent activities. I have many joyous occassions planned out on the itinerary. Be ready for much funnage. Oh... and don't forget the pillow fights. Your Stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Dec 15 2006, 06:56 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:37 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:22 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:19 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 05:00 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers uhhh.....jackass, a miata won't haul the 7,000 pound tractor I was hauling today. however, the tractor will haul the miata.... hmmmmm Digital Man's truck would haul that tractor! What the hell are YOU trying to say? I am saying his truck is a MONSTER. There is a pic posted somewhere here RR is right... i've seen digi's monster truck.... it's a beaut!!! it's a monster too..... f***ing HUGE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just sayin'.... ya know...cuz i've seen it n all Ummm... you KNOW we're NOT talking about TRUCKS..... right??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 07:15 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Dec 15 2006, 06:56 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:37 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:22 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:19 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 05:00 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers uhhh.....jackass, a miata won't haul the 7,000 pound tractor I was hauling today. however, the tractor will haul the miata.... hmmmmm Digital Man's truck would haul that tractor! What the hell are YOU trying to say? I am saying his truck is a MONSTER. There is a pic posted somewhere here RR is right... i've seen digi's monster truck.... it's a beaut!!! it's a monster too..... f***ing HUGE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just sayin'.... ya know...cuz i've seen it n all Ummm... you KNOW we're NOT talking about TRUCKS..... right??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Dec 15 2006, 07:27 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 07:15 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Dec 15 2006, 06:56 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:37 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Dec 15 2006, 05:22 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 05:19 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 15 2006, 05:00 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 15 2006, 04:54 PM) Dear Hermann Bridge builders, F*** you. Who the hell builds a bridge actross the Missouri river that is only 86" wide per lane? My big trailer is 82" inches wide at the tires... So a half mile of creeping along, meeting school busses and semi trucks, and when i get to the end, and think I'm in the clear.... 2 miles of concrete pylons on both sides, and...you guessed it.....86" wide the whole f***ing way. Dear GoofBall with the HUGE TRUCK, What are you trying to compensate for hmmmm??? Don't worry little guy, some women feel it's all about the "way you use it" and not the size. Buy a Miata Hermann Bridge Engineers uhhh.....jackass, a miata won't haul the 7,000 pound tractor I was hauling today. however, the tractor will haul the miata.... hmmmmm Digital Man's truck would haul that tractor! What the hell are YOU trying to say? I am saying his truck is a MONSTER. There is a pic posted somewhere here RR is right... i've seen digi's monster truck.... it's a beaut!!! it's a monster too..... f***ing HUGE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just sayin'.... ya know...cuz i've seen it n all Ummm... you KNOW we're NOT talking about TRUCKS..... right??? then... that means... ewwwwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Dear Stalker.... i am really looking forward to said effervescent activities... and i am rather curious as to what kind of extra curricular activies may befall us on said weekend..... i also have two questions: 1). do i need to bring my own pillow? 2). are pajamas optional??? yours truly, the stalkEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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