dons01 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Of course the best thing about sheep is once you've shagged them you can eat them. 'Doric sleaze' as its known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnalschick Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Last night my manager from work hosted a keg party at her house. Well into the night, going to get a refill (maybe the 6th/7th one??) I proceeded to trip on this big carpet leading to the door, and directly fell down before I could open the door! Quite embarrasing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Jumped down a flight of stairs to impress a cousin. Had a sprained angle for 4 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
third hand grace Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 The guys that I ran with in college, when it was your Bday, made you drink a DEAD MEXICAN GOAT. that'd be cuervo and milk. tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcaressed Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 QUOTE (sullysue @ Mar 21 2006, 02:33 AM) Got pregnant. Ha! Top that! easily.... I fertilized two eggs once. As for the rest of the stories about drunken escapades...the statute of limitations isn't up yet (nor will they be on some of them.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Fishing naked. Not the craziest but the craziest that I'm willing to admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huck Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Sep 8 2006, 06:15 AM) Fishing naked. Not the craziest but the craziest that I'm willing to admit. What did you use for bait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 QUOTE (Huck @ Sep 8 2006, 10:29 AM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Sep 8 2006, 06:15 AM) Fishing naked. Not the craziest but the craziest that I'm willing to admit. What did you use for bait? A tiny worm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huck Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Sep 8 2006, 04:19 PM)QUOTE (Huck @ Sep 8 2006, 10:29 AM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Sep 8 2006, 06:15 AM) Fishing naked. Not the craziest but the craziest that I'm willing to admit. What did you use for bait? A tiny worm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 More dumb than crazy - but picture me, standing in front of the dorm door with a key in my hand, thinking there was some connection between these two items but not exactly sure what... If you think I'm an airhead sober, you wouldn't want to see me drunk. Of course, when I'm drunk, everything's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 QUOTE (Maddy @ Sep 8 2006, 07:31 PM) More dumb than crazy - but picture me, standing in front of the dorm door with a key in my hand, thinking there was some connection between these two items but not exactly sure what... If you think I'm an airhead sober, you wouldn't want to see me drunk. Of course, when I'm drunk, everything's funny. Was drool running down your face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Sep 9 2006, 03:12 PM) QUOTE (Maddy @ Sep 8 2006, 07:31 PM) More dumb than crazy - but picture me, standing in front of the dorm door with a key in my hand, thinking there was some connection between these two items but not exactly sure what... If you think I'm an airhead sober, you wouldn't want to see me drunk. Of course, when I'm drunk, everything's funny. Was drool running down your face? I'm not sure - I don't really remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 I called this beutiful girl, I told here I loved her! (sorry Katie ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 I gess this thread will become a lot more active... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 I was always the guy at the party who stayed sober and encouraged all the alcoholics to do supid sh*t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Craziest thing I ever did drunk? Drive a car and almost run someone off the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 QUOTE (Sonilink @ Sep 17 2006, 03:22 AM) I called this beutiful girl, I told here I loved her! (sorry Katie ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnalschick Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Well.......I could tell a story about Signals1982 (I don't want to embarass him though ). I'll just say I found him sleeping in a closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Well a certain someone fell on her butt a couple times! Not naming names Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnalschick Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 QUOTE (Signals1982 @ Dec 25 2006, 01:44 AM) Well a certain someone fell on her butt a couple times! Not naming names Who in the hell could you be talking about?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 QUOTE (Cygnalschick @ Dec 25 2006, 02:47 AM) QUOTE (Signals1982 @ Dec 25 2006, 01:44 AM) Well a certain someone fell on her butt a couple times! Not naming names Who in the hell could you be talking about?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted January 1, 2007 Author Share Posted January 1, 2007 QUOTE (Sonilink @ Sep 17 2006, 09:22 AM) I called this beutiful girl, I told here I loved her! AAAARgh!!! I happened again, but with another one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 QUOTE (Sonilink @ Jan 1 2007, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (Sonilink @ Sep 17 2006, 09:22 AM) I called this beutiful girl, I told here I loved her! AAAARgh!!! I happened again, but with another one Girls cost a lot of money! Don't be telling too many you love them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 24 2006, 05:47 PM) Craziest thing I ever did drunk? Drive a car and almost run someone off the road. I drove home drunk and stoned one night. Not smart. I didn't run someone off the road. But I did wind up puking out of my car door WHILE I was still driving. I navigated the turn by watching the yellow line out the side of my door with my face like two feet away from it. That cured me. I would never do something so stupid like that again. Every other crazy thing I ever did was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 There was the friend in college who staggered into the dorm lounge, held up by two other people, and bellowed "LESH GO DOWNTA F****** CC21! (aka, "Animal House.") I WANNA F****** MAN!" I immediately decided I was going to stay very, very sober that night.... And take my advice - if you're going to get a keg and you plan to hide it in the closet if your RA shows up - make sure the bloody thing actually FITS in the closet first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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