The 2022-23 Football (Soccer) Thread

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

That`s the only kind of sport that BBC have the rights to. They`ll make a season out of it. 

I hope they don't ask them to do it in thongs.    

[IbanezJem]

48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I hope they don't ask them to do it in thongs.    

The modern BBC would never do that. They`ll all wear giant merkins. 

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I have no idea why this bit was activated. But as it has been, and it won`t go away, I thought "why not put something in it?", like a hidden track after all the real songs have finished at the end of album.

 

Edited August 14, 2022 by IbanezJem

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

The modern BBC would never do that. They`ll all wear giant merkins. 

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I have no idea why this bit was activated. But as it has been, and it won`t go away, I thought "why not put something in it?", like a hidden track after all the real songs have finished at the end of album.

 

That was Conte in a thong, admit it.    

[IbanezJem]

5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

That was Conte in a thong, admit it.    

Now that`s entertainment! 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Now that`s entertainment! 

Perhaps in Lecce. 

[IbanezJem]

I think Klopp must have tilted Anfield. The ball`s always at the same end. 

[IbanezJem]

Until that bit. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Until that bit. 

It would be exciting to see CP win, but not this way. Their success would only give fuel to others attempting to provide an extremely boring spectacle. 

[IbanezJem]

3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

It would be exciting to see CP win, but not this way. Their success would only give fuel to others attempting to provide an extremely boring spectacle. 

"You can`t take performances to the bank" - nobody, 2022. 

[IbanezJem]

Foolishness aside, it would be wise for Liverpool to stop their run of conceding first in six straight games. 

[Nova Carmina]

I'm not enjoying this even a little bit.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

"You can`t take performances to the bank" - nobody, 2022. 

I fully expect Liverpool to net at least three in the second half. Also, I wonder what (time-wasting) plan will be adopted by Palace at the start of the last 45+

[IbanezJem]

Just now, blackhawkrush said:

I fully expect Liverpool to net at least three in the second half. Also, I wonder what (time-wasting) plan will be adopted by Palace at the start of the last 45+

If Liverpool (and CIty) want more fun in their matches, they need to hire Ten Hag or Solksjaer; a coach that knows how to minimise the financial advantage. 

[blackhawkrush]

Two minutes in, and the ref is already on CP's case. 

[Nova Carmina]

Well, shiiiiiiiiit

[IbanezJem]

4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Two minutes in, and the ref is already on CP's case. 

That`s just what they want to happen, everyone lollygaggin` around. Oh, a red card. Meh... I`d allow all that sort of stuff myself. 

[Nova Carmina]

When the commentators said "that's shocking" I assumed they meant the flop after the minor forehead contact, but they were talking about Nunez!

[Nova Carmina]

More relief than joy!

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, Nova Carmina said:

More relief than joy!

Uruguay Colombia 

[IbanezJem]

5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Uruguay Colombia 

Boo! I love Uruguayans and their cheating sneaky underhand professional methods. 

[IbanezJem]

******! 

[IbanezJem]

I`d have anyone other than Edouard in a one-to-one. Rhyta, LABT, anyone. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

******! 

Look at Simon, trying to kneecap the competition so early on in the season. 

[IbanezJem]

1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said:

Look at Simon, trying to kneecap the competition so early on in the season. 

Well, I need them to drop some points, they`ve got three in the bag and a big +goal difference next Monday, against Utd. 

[Nova Carmina]

Well, second is really like the new first.

 

Roll on.