IbanezJem Posted May 23, 2023 Author Share Posted May 23, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I've been looking it up in my bath. He died 1717. Oooh! That would explain it, Oh dear me, this chatting away wears me out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 49 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oooh! That would explain it, Oh dear me, this chatting away wears me out. If Simon doesn't get enough protein, he gets very thin and his bones begin to stick out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 16 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: If Simon doesn't get enough protein, he gets very thin and his bones begin to stick out. The 8:13 from Gillingham doesn't have a restaurant car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: The 8:13 from Gillingham doesn't have a restaurant car. These however, were an excellent substitute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: These however, were an excellent substitute. But the big question is: Who is going to be replaced? Who is gonna come off? It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer. But it's Wittgenstein! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 21 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: But the big question is: Who is going to be replaced? Who is gonna come off? It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer. But it's Wittgenstein! Ah, anti-Semitism! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, anti-Semitism! Yea, verily, at that time, it is written in the book of Obadiah. A man shall strike his donkey and his nephew's donkey and anyone in the vicinity of his nephew or the donkey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 52 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yea, verily, at that time, it is written in the book of Obadiah. A man shall strike his donkey and his nephew's donkey and anyone in the vicinity of his nephew or the donkey. It was written, directed and produced by Mrs. Rita Fairbanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It was written, directed and produced by Mrs. Rita Fairbanks. Sir! It's the World War series in SOCN -- they're not taking it seriously any more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 21 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Sir! It's the World War series in SOCN -- they're not taking it seriously any more. LABT's joke's devastating effectiveness was confirmed at a range of up to 50 posts. Liberal casualties were appalling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: LABT's joke's devastating effectiveness was confirmed at a range of up to 50 posts. Liberal casualties were appalling. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 38 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. He splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not JARG. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not JARG. My name is Bananas. No, no, that's me favourite fruit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: My name is Bananas. No, no, that's me favourite fruit. But doesn't always agree with me. Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: But doesn't always agree with me. Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries. Do you want peanut butter or sandwich spread for your tea? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 19 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Do you want peanut butter or sandwich spread for your tea? I want to have...I want to have...I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me...not climbing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 25, 2023 Author Share Posted May 25, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I want to have...I want to have...I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me...not climbing. Well you can't have this. This is Crump. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 59 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well you can't have this. This is Crump. But you just gave it to me for nothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 25, 2023 Author Share Posted May 25, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: But you just gave it to me for nothing. They said I had bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: They said I had bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. We've done fruit the last nine weeks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We've done fruit the last nine weeks. You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party! And they're eating the blancmange...yes! This is fantastic! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And they're eating the blancmange...yes! This is fantastic! Well, if you're having some, yes then, perhaps, vicar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, if you're having some, yes then, perhaps, vicar. And the lambs and the sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And the lambs and the sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu... You took out the tummy references? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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