IbanezJem Posted May 30 Author Share Posted May 30 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Can you help me, please, Timmy? Can I call you 'sugar plum'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Can I call you 'sugar plum'? But I want you to think of me as an old queen...friend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 30 Author Share Posted May 30 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: But I want you to think of me as an old queen...friend. Well, I mean, like, you've...you know, you...like...you've done it, you know...you've slept...with a lady? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I mean, like, you've...you know, you...like...you've done it, you know...you've slept...with a lady? Although she preferred to be called a 'courtesan'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 31 Author Share Posted May 31 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Although she preferred to be called a 'courtesan'. And how do you get on with these French people? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And how do you get on with these French people? Now look here, my good man...now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 31 Author Share Posted May 31 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Now look here, my good man...now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. Okay, c-- co-- come on. You got all your demands worked out, then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Okay, c-- co-- come on. You got all your demands worked out, then? If you don't tell me where the bomb is...if I don't give you the money...unless you give me the bomb... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 31 Author Share Posted May 31 30 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: If you don't tell me where the bomb is...if I don't give you the money...unless you give me the bomb... Still it's not as bad as spitting is it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Still it's not as bad as spitting is it? You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 31 Author Share Posted May 31 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal? What page in the script? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 40 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: What page in the script? Nothing to do with me. I'm not in until page 449. I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr. 73, your legs...' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 31 Author Share Posted May 31 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Nothing to do with me. I'm not in until page 449. I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr. 73, your legs...' 'We do not have to know each other to love', says 73, 'and perhaps we do not have to love...' The 'Eclipse' of the emotions finally casts its shadow when darkness descends on a street corner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: 'We do not have to know each other to love', says 73, 'and perhaps we do not have to love...' The 'Eclipse' of the emotions finally casts its shadow when darkness descends on a street corner. This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 1 Author Share Posted June 1 18 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips. Hold it there. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Ibanez of the TRF Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Hold it there. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Ibanez of the TRF Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad. Professor Sir Robert blackhawkrush F.R.S. F.R.C.S. F.R.C.P. M.D.M.S (Oxon), Mall Ph. D., M. Se (Cantab), Ph. D. (Syd), ER. G.S., F.R.C.O.G., F. FM. R. C. S., M.S. (Birm), M.S. (Liv), M.S. (Guadalajara), M.S. (Karach), M.S. (Edin), B.A. (Chic), B. Litt (Phil), D. Litt. (Phil), D. Litt (Arthur and Lucy), D. Litt. (Ottawa), D. Litt. (All other places in Canada except Medicine Hat), B. Sc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 1 Author Share Posted June 1 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Professor Sir Robert blackhawkrush F.R.S. F.R.C.S. F.R.C.P. M.D.M.S (Oxon), Mall Ph. D., M. Se (Cantab), Ph. D. (Syd), ER. G.S., F.R.C.O.G., F. FM. R. C. S., M.S. (Birm), M.S. (Liv), M.S. (Guadalajara), M.S. (Karach), M.S. (Edin), B.A. (Chic), B. Litt (Phil), D. Litt. (Phil), D. Litt (Arthur and Lucy), D. Litt. (Ottawa), D. Litt. (All other places in Canada except Medicine Hat), B. Sc. Yes...I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time, eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes...I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time, eh? Oh, you've no idea how the kids get taunted. Why, only last week Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced blackhawkrush came running home from school, sobbing his eyes out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 1 Author Share Posted June 1 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, you've no idea how the kids get taunted. Why, only last week Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced blackhawkrush came running home from school, sobbing his eyes out. Nothing but trouble... leave it alone! Ralph Ibanez's just been in the Florentine Room and smeared tomato ketchup all over Raphael's Baby Jesus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Nothing but trouble... leave it alone! Ralph Ibanez's just been in the Florentine Room and smeared tomato ketchup all over Raphael's Baby Jesus. We interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 2 Author Share Posted June 2 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis... Well, he was attacking me with a banana. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, he was attacking me with a banana. Then made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robe over his head and began to emit low moans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 2 Author Share Posted June 2 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Then made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robe over his head and began to emit low moans. No, no. That's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: No, no. That's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things. Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person (Simon) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 2 Author Share Posted June 2 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person (Simon) I think there should be more race prejudice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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