blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, it's in the very small print, you see, sir, so as not to affect the sales. Look. He's not giving you any money, so piss off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Look. He's not giving you any money, so piss off! I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, Robert? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, Robert? I don't want to seem stupid, but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I don't want to seem stupid, but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. Is he very rich? Is he a lord or something? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Is he very rich? Is he a lord or something? Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuitbarrel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 37 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuitbarrel. He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? Charles Crompton, the Stripping Doctor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 21 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Charles Crompton, the Stripping Doctor. Me doctor you tent, you tree, you Tarzan, me Jane, you Trent, you Trillo...me doctor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 21, 2023 Author Share Posted May 21, 2023 19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Me doctor you tent, you tree, you Tarzan, me Jane, you Trent, you Trillo...me doctor. You see it's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: You see it's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. Five points to Stow there, and on to our first piece of film. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 21, 2023 Author Share Posted May 21, 2023 43 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Five points to Stow there, and on to our first piece of film. From the pulsating pages of history, from the dark and furious days of Imperial Rome we bring you a story that shattered the world! A tale so gripping that they said it could not he filmed. A unique event in cinema history! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: From the pulsating pages of history, from the dark and furious days of Imperial Rome we bring you a story that shattered the world! A tale so gripping that they said it could not he filmed. A unique event in cinema history! Not so fast, Simon Akarumba. I'm arresting you for impersonating Signor Michelangelo Antonioni. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 21, 2023 Author Share Posted May 21, 2023 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Not so fast, Simon Akarumba. I'm arresting you for impersonating Signor Michelangelo Antonioni. Uh, we did it for a lark. Part of a spree. High spirits, you know. Simple as that. Hm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 16 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Uh, we did it for a lark. Part of a spree. High spirits, you know. Simple as that. Hm. That came out a bit glib, didn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 22, 2023 Author Share Posted May 22, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: That came out a bit glib, didn't it? Not guilty. Case not proven. Court adjourned. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 50 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Not guilty. Case not proven. Court adjourned. Who's giving the orders round here? Cool it! I'm an ice cream salesman and I am senior to you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 22, 2023 Author Share Posted May 22, 2023 50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Who's giving the orders round here? Cool it! I'm an ice cream salesman and I am senior to you. Take this to Marketing, would you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Take this to Marketing, would you. Oh, if I could walk that way... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 22, 2023 Author Share Posted May 22, 2023 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, if I could walk that way... Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 58 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. All right, he had posture, but where was he in the summing up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 23, 2023 Author Share Posted May 23, 2023 17 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: All right, he had posture, but where was he in the summing up? ...he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ...he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting. Move any part of your body if you were north of a line from the Humbert to the Mersey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 23, 2023 Author Share Posted May 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Move any part of your body if you were north of a line from the Humbert to the Mersey. A superb shot of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum Warner leaving a very similar ball alone in 1732. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 21 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: A superb shot of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum Warner leaving a very similar ball alone in 1732. I've been looking it up in my bath. He died 1717. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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