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17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Er... I forget her name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. :sarcasm:

Oh, give to me a shilling for some :smoke: and I'll pay yer back on Thursday. 

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5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, give to me a shilling for some :smoke: and I'll pay yer back on Thursday. 

I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.  :admin:

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36 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.  :admin:

The dig was going well that year. We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty. :spacecraft::spacecraft::spacecraft:

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4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The dig was going well that year. We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty. :spacecraft::spacecraft::spacecraft:

Well, splendid... Robert... er... well I don't suppose there's much we can do, really. :unsure:

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5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, splendid... Robert... er... well I don't suppose there's much we can do, really. :unsure:

Have we got bows? We have the Holy Hand Grenade of Nottingham.  :hockey1:  

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50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Have we got bows? We have the Holy Hand Grenade of Nottingham.  :hockey1:  

Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by.  :old:

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42 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by.  :old:

But for sheer pointless behavior you've got to admire Brian Broomers, the battling British boy... :banghead:

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12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

But for sheer pointless behavior you've got to admire Brian Broomers, the battling British boy... :banghead:

Goodbye Betty, Goodbye Farquarson. Goodbye Brian. It's been a great expedition... :hug2:

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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Goodbye Betty, Goodbye Farquarson. Goodbye Brian. It's been a great expedition... :hug2:

   :yes:   Murder's much more fun. Yes, and so many of them.  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :yes:   Murder's much more fun. Yes, and so many of them.  

:unsure: Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay?

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26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:unsure: Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay?

Our first contestant is a hairdresser from... :blast: :explode:  

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14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Our first contestant is a hairdresser from... :blast: :explode:  

... the Programme Planning Police, Light Entertainment Division, Special Flying Squad. :rofl2:

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26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

... the Programme Planning Police, Light Entertainment Division, Special Flying Squad. :rofl2:

Well, I'm awfully sorry. :blush: Oh, dear. Is he all right?  

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20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, I'm awfully sorry. :blush: Oh, dear. Is he all right?  

:no: 'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!' 

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35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:no: 'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!' 

That was last year's reenactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor.  :thumbsdown:

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17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

That was last year's reenactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor.  :thumbsdown:

:gumby: That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

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35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:gumby: That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

    :goodone: Little joke for the chaps up at BALPA House. 

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38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

    :goodone: Little joke for the chaps up at BALPA House. 

But the construction of these vast new housing developments, providing homes for many thousands of people, is not the only project to which he has applied his many talents. :notworthy:

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

But the construction of these vast new housing developments, providing homes for many thousands of people, is not the only project to which he has applied his many talents. :notworthy:

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.  :puke::cat:

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7 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.  :puke::cat:

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. :bolt:

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6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. :bolt:

You been chasing reindeer, have you? You're a naughty boy...yes...ain't you a naughty boy.  :bitchslap:

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4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

You been chasing reindeer, have you? You're a naughty boy...yes...ain't you a naughty boy.  :bitchslap:

:yes: I'll just take the 'Lord Lieutenant in Nylons' then, and these two copies of 'Piggie Parade'. Thank you.

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: I'll just take the 'Lord Lieutenant in Nylons' then, and these two copies of 'Piggie Parade'. Thank you.

  :blush:   We present 'The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker'.  

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On 5/5/2023 at 12:37 AM, blackhawkrush said:

  :blush:   We present 'The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker'.  

:zzz: They're now languishing doing five years bird in Parkhurst.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:zzz: They're now languishing doing five years bird in Parkhurst.

You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards.  :moon:

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