1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? Oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? Oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano. Peter Ilyich 73 was born in 1840 in a Ken Russell film just outside St. New York 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 17, 2023 Author Share Posted April 17, 2023 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Peter Ilyich 73 was born in 1840 in a Ken Russell film just outside St. New York And his trainer has to run the 49,000 miles from his two-bedroom, six-living-room tree-house in Kyoto to wake him up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And his trainer has to run the 49,000 miles from his two-bedroom, six-living-room tree-house in Kyoto to wake him up. I'm sorry, sorry. Can't stop now. I've got to get to Kensington. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 17, 2023 Author Share Posted April 17, 2023 53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm sorry, sorry. Can't stop now. I've got to get to Kensington. Exclusively on the thread today we have blackhawkrush, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of Amman. He's going to tell us about canoeing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Exclusively on the thread today we have blackhawkrush, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of Amman. He's going to tell us about canoeing. Quite a lot of casualties,, sir. C Division wiped out. Signals gone. Thirty men killed in SOCN Section. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Quite a lot of casualties,, sir. C Division wiped out. Signals gone. Thirty men killed in SOCN Section. The stuff of history is indeed woven in the woof. And such the Battle of Pearl Harbor, re-enacted for us by the men of SOCN. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 16 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: The stuff of history is indeed woven in the woof. And such the Battle of Pearl Harbor, re-enacted for us by the men of SOCN. Well, no one really got on. LABT didn't get on with TonyR ... er... Inthend didn't get on with Satan... nobody got on with the Serpent, so now they have to work a rota. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, no one really got on. LABT didn't get on with TonyR ... er... Inthend didn't get on with Satan... nobody got on with the Serpent, so now they have to work a rota. Mr. Admin, are you sure there isn't a spade? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 32 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Admin, are you sure there isn't a spade? Look... if we built this large wooden badger... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 59 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Look... if we built this large wooden badger... Unfortunately, before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies, another victim of the need to finish these posts on time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Unfortunately, before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies, another victim of the need to finish these posts on time. Mr. Aldridge, you are a...you were a stockbroker of 10 Savundra Close, Wimbledon? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 44 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Aldridge, you are a...you were a stockbroker of 10 Savundra Close, Wimbledon? I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 20 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up. What was that picture? Sh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: What was that picture? Sh! These historic pictures of Queen Victoria, taken in 1880 at Osborne show the Queen with Gladstone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: These historic pictures of Queen Victoria, taken in 1880 at Osborne show the Queen with Gladstone. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? I know all about one-night stands. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, I get the picture. Eh? I know all about one-night stands. And what else did these fellows do? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And what else did these fellows do? I'm afraid we don't have a camera. Still, mwoohohohoo, ah? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm afraid we don't have a camera. Still, mwoohohohoo, ah? It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 36 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it. You wash far more than me...you are the cleaner of the Ibanez brothers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 32 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You wash far more than me...you are the cleaner of the Ibanez brothers. I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 20 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! I am no longer infected. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 19, 2023 Author Share Posted April 19, 2023 15 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I am no longer infected. I promise I won't kill you. Now. Are you going to attack me? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 42 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I promise I won't kill you. Now. Are you going to attack me? Good God. How did our chaps react? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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