IbanezJem Posted April 9, 2023 Author Share Posted April 9, 2023 39 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And here come the Derby Council XV following the All Blacks out on to the pitch. You see there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: You see there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. Ah! I have only a fifty. Do you have change? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 9, 2023 Author Share Posted April 9, 2023 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah! I have only a fifty. Do you have change? They said I had bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: They said I had bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. And get the most expensive machines, in case the administrator comes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 33 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And get the most expensive machines, in case the administrator comes. 73: Open the sodding door! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: 73: Open the sodding door! If l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 58 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: If l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'. The new vicar to see you, sir. The Reverend Ibanez, the Dirty Vicar of St Michael's...ooh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The new vicar to see you, sir. The Reverend Ibanez, the Dirty Vicar of St Michael's...ooh! Right! Ibanez, give the rack, give the rack a turn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 9, 2023 Author Share Posted April 9, 2023 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Right! Ibanez, give the rack, give the rack a turn. Ah - can do. But won't. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ah - can do. But won't. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. You lucky, lucky bastard. They must think the sun shines out of your arse, sonny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You lucky, lucky bastard. They must think the sun shines out of your arse, sonny. I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark. We've just heard that LABT`s watch has been accepted by the TRF Electricity Board and posts for this evening can be continued as planned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: We've just heard that LABT`s watch has been accepted by the TRF Electricity Board and posts for this evening can be continued as planned. And don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9:20. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9:20. It's 8:00 and time for the news. Here is the news for parrots. No parrots were involved in an accident in SOCN today. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's 8:00 and time for the news. Here is the news for parrots. No parrots were involved in an accident in SOCN today. Well, that's wonderful. 60% success, eh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 11, 2023 Author Share Posted April 11, 2023 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, that's wonderful. 60% success, eh? That's excellent! Right, come on down the Yard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 7 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That's excellent! Right, come on down the Yard. Ooh, I like a nice dance, yer forced too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ooh, I like a nice dance, yer forced too! Wel, now, everything rests on the formation event and here come North East 73 with the Mambo. Edited April 11, 2023 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 11, 2023 Author Share Posted April 11, 2023 59 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Wel, now, everything rests on the formation event and here come North East 73 with the Mambo. That's ridiculous. Half the programme gone. Stop lengthening it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 47 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: That's ridiculous. Half the programme gone. Stop lengthening it! Oh well...'The'...what do you want to see us about? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 11, 2023 Author Share Posted April 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh well...'The'...what do you want to see us about? Caribou nibbling at the croquet hoops. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Caribou nibbling at the croquet hoops. I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 11, 2023 Author Share Posted April 11, 2023 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is. A lot of people have asked us why we don't use fly spray. Well, where's the sport in that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: A lot of people have asked us why we don't use fly spray. Well, where's the sport in that? And of course, there'll be sport. But now for something completely different...sport. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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