IbanezJem Posted April 4 Author Share Posted April 4 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone. All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler. This whole case is crammed full of Rush CDs and vinyl. I've been purposely trying to deceive TRF's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler. This whole case is crammed full of Rush CDs and vinyl. I've been purposely trying to deceive TRF's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. All right, sergeant, leave this to me. Er, now then sir, you are Kubla Khan? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: All right, sergeant, leave this to me. Er, now then sir, you are Kubla Khan? The same! We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pang, and Xana-du! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 4 Author Share Posted April 4 40 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The same! We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pang, and Xana-du! Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see honeydew! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see honeydew! Yeah, not bad. Could be worse. Better Beer? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Yeah, not bad. Could be worse. Better Beer? And Ibanez was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 5 Author Share Posted April 5 45 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And Ibanez was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago. So get out of shot. Right director! Close up. Zoom in on me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago. So get out of shot. Right director! Close up. Zoom in on me. LATER THE SAME SKETCH: Ibanez's wife Maureen ran off with a bottle of Bell's whisky during the Aberdeen versus Raith Rovers match. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: LATER THE SAME SKETCH: Ibanez's wife Maureen ran off with a bottle of Bell's whisky during the Aberdeen versus Raith Rovers match. Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp. You shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 5 Author Share Posted April 5 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. Oh well you want the Durham Light Infantry then, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh well you want the Durham Light Infantry then, sir. All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? Three, sir. We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Three, sir. We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! Yes they are, I've got a beauty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes they are, I've got a beauty. Well, I don't suppose there's much we can do, really. Not on TRF, no. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I don't suppose there's much we can do, really. Not on TRF, no. Anagram-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Anagram-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom! Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 25 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. Ken's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ken's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl. You got a nice pair there haven't you love? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You got a nice pair there haven't you love? So, let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: So, let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man. This man is about to die, for Arthur Ibanez is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 14 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This man is about to die, for Arthur Ibanez is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution. Well, what if you haven't got a or a 16-ton weight? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, what if you haven't got a or a 16-ton weight? I've got a second-hand apron... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 49 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I've got a second-hand apron... Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of the Island. Funny, he looks like a Ranger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of the Island. Funny, he looks like a Ranger. It's just an ordinary suit, father. It's all I've got apart from the Islanders jersey. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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