IbanezJem Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, er, speaking as a man in the street... Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at 12:00 at night and lick the road clean with our tongues. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at 12:00 at night and lick the road clean with our tongues. For every two cartons of single cream we get the M4 motorway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 8 hours ago, IbanezJem said: For every two cartons of single cream we get the M4 motorway. You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 30 Author Share Posted March 30 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir. You can collect it at reception. Now go away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You can collect it at reception. Now go away. Button your lip, you ratbag! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 32 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Button your lip, you ratbag! Oh, shut up! Shut up! Oh, that's better. And now for something completely different...a man with three buttocks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 30 Author Share Posted March 30 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, shut up! Shut up! Oh, that's better. And now for something completely different...a man with three buttocks. Suits me, sir. Suits me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Suits me, sir. Suits me. IT'S SIMON'S LIFE TAKING HIS CLOTHES OFF ON TRF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 41 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: IT'S SIMON'S LIFE TAKING HIS CLOTHES OFF ON TRF. Shut your noise, you. And get that suit on! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 52 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Shut your noise, you. And get that suit on! Can I dress up as a bag of dainties? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Can I dress up as a bag of dainties? Yes, like that super time I wore that striped robe in the Magistrates Court. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, like that super time I wore that striped robe in the Magistrates Court. Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 30 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. Mr. Blackhawk, do you think there is any relevance in questioning the deceased? I mean, your witness is dead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 21 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mr. Blackhawk, do you think there is any relevance in questioning the deceased? I mean, your witness is dead. This is Howard Katzenberg from Philadelphia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: This is Howard Katzenberg from Philadelphia. Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 52 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. With his devastating armies he swept across Central Europe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 49 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: With his devastating armies he swept across Central Europe. At 7:00 Ken gets up, he has a quick shower, a rub-down, gets into his track-suit, and goes back to bed again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 37 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: At 7:00 Ken gets up, he has a quick shower, a rub-down, gets into his track-suit, and goes back to bed again. If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin? Far from it, in fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you get my meaning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 20 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Far from it, in fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you get my meaning. He's having a go at the flowers now. Oh, give the flowers a chance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He's having a go at the flowers now. Oh, give the flowers a chance. Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and chrysanthemums, then arrange them -- NICELY -- in a vase! OOH! Get in! Get in! Get in! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and chrysanthemums, then arrange them -- NICELY -- in a vase! OOH! Get in! Get in! Get in! Because of the unsuitability of that post, TRF will be replacing it with a repeat post of 'Gardening Club'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Because of the unsuitability of that post, TRF will be replacing it with a repeat post of 'Gardening Club'. Welcome to another edition of "Blood Devastation Death War and Horror", and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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