1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: We're going to kidnap s wife, take her back, issue demands. I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I'd like to change please. I'd like to have this one instead please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 14 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I'd like to change please. I'd like to have this one instead please. My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her. Dreary Fat Boring Old Git. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Dreary Fat Boring Old Git. And Robert, what are your hobbies outside summarizing? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And Robert, what are your hobbies outside summarizing? He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 30 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone. I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.... This is a lingerie shop, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 58 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This is a lingerie shop, sir. Ah! Now then, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent. Now then ... ah ... what happens when the steel is poured into the ingots? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ah! Now then, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent. Now then ... ah ... what happens when the steel is poured into the ingots? Lots of wild slogging and boundaries and all sorts of rubbishy things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Lots of wild slogging and boundaries and all sorts of rubbishy things. I've just been told that 73 has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 39 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I've just been told that 73 has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years. You are Sir Philip Sidney the 73rd? Come. Let us eat goulash and drink 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You are Sir Philip Sidney the 73rd? Come. Let us eat goulash and drink 'ONE EVENING WITH THE CHEAP-LAUGHS LATER' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: 'ONE EVENING WITH THE CHEAP-LAUGHS LATER' Well, it has been a pleasure working with you. For me also it has been a pleasure. And that concludes our little skit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, it has been a pleasure working with you. For me also it has been a pleasure. And that concludes our little skit. The next sketch starts after some silly noises. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 31 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The next sketch starts after some silly noises. Hello, Mr. Akwekwe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hello, Mr. Akwekwe Do sit down. Ah, sit on the desk here. Now then, a glass of sherry? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Do sit down. Ah, sit on the desk here. Now then, a glass of sherry? I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 35 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! Just lie down, I haven't got all day. There's a hundred and forty of you lot to get up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Just lie down, I haven't got all day. There's a hundred and forty of you lot to get up. And he's down again, and I don't think he's going to get up this time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 51 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And he's down again, and I don't think he's going to get up this time. You're not so strong compared with me, four, five, six...Ha! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You're not so strong compared with me, four, five, six...Ha! If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave. Or, try Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 22, 2023 Author Share Posted March 22, 2023 12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Or, try Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin! Oh shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of it. Look. The cat's just choked itself to death on it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of it. Look. The cat's just choked itself to death on it. Badly, sir? extremely well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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