IbanezJem Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the like a bull at a gate! Ah. You have beautiful thighs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah. You have beautiful thighs. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 55 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. On the left. As one looks at it, sir? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: On the left. As one looks at it, sir? I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. Oh. Sorry. Was that your ear? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. Oh. Sorry. Was that your ear? I - I'll be all right, sir. Oh, there's just... one other thing, sir. Spadge, give him the cheque. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I - I'll be all right, sir. Oh, there's just... one other thing, sir. Spadge, give him the cheque. Och, I dinna like to...but I will. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Och, I dinna like to...but I will. Well I just paid! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well I just paid! Now look. I want twenty for that. Now, are you telling me that's not worth twenty shekels? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Now look. I want twenty for that. Now, are you telling me that's not worth twenty shekels? Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice. But I don't want any of that. I'd rather...just...sing! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 32 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: But I don't want any of that. I'd rather...just...sing! And so, Inspector 73, the forensic expert from the TRF murder squad sings his song 'I Think I'm Going Bald'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And so, Inspector 73, the forensic expert from the TRF murder squad sings his song 'I Think I'm Going Bald'. Actually, I only came in here to ask where the manager's office was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 minute ago, IbanezJem said: Actually, I only came in here to ask where the manager's office was. Ah yes, well that's the pets department, second floor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 41 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ah yes, well that's the pets department, second floor. We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water. I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. And then we leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And then we leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! What, just like that? You quite sure you've got this right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What, just like that? You quite sure you've got this right? Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit. MR. CLEMENT ONAN ARCHITECT TO THE COUNCIL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: MR. CLEMENT ONAN ARCHITECT TO THE COUNCIL Look, are you insinuating something? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Look, are you insinuating something? Romanes Eunt Domus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Romanes Eunt Domus. A cardboard box? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: A cardboard box? Est la seule boite pour le region d'Ulverston Road. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Est la seule boite pour le region d'Ulverston Road. This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 25 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people. Well, er, speaking as a man in the street... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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