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29 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :smile:

:no:   This is an old Lenin number. 

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28 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :blah:

What, ridden on a horse? You're using coconuts.  :nuts:

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Posted
4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

What, ridden on a horse? You're using coconuts.  :nuts:

Terrific! Great! 73 has explained it all to me, and I think it's great what you are doing. :fistbump: Thank you, Robert. I'll - I'll never forget you.

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Terrific! Great! 73 has explained it all to me, and I think it's great what you are doing. :fistbump: Thank you, Robert. I'll - I'll never forget you.

   :yes:   I'm going to throw myself under the 10:12 from Reading. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :yes:   I'm going to throw myself under the 10:12 from Reading. 

 

Yes, of course. We have a train to catch, and I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats! :unsure:

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1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Yes, of course. We have a train to catch, and I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats! :unsure:

What are you going to do, bleed on me?  :ninja:  

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53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

What are you going to do, bleed on me?  :ninja:  

Colin 'Blackhawk' Harris has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the final! :notworthy:

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17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Colin 'Blackhawk' Harris has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the final! :notworthy:

Well, there'll certainly be some car burnings on Madison Avenue tonight.  :blast::police:

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Posted
1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, there'll certainly be some car burnings on Madison Avenue tonight.  :blast::police:

I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke. :mellow:

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Posted
11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke. :mellow:

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson   :joker:   won't keep you waiting long.  

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50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson   :joker:   won't keep you waiting long.  

I've been here five years! :zzz: They only hung me the right way up yesterday! 

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

I've been here five years! :zzz: They only hung me the right way up yesterday! 

 

Well, how about the Dungeon Room? It's real Hawaiian food served in an authentic, medieval English dungeon atmosphere! :drool::zalice:

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10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well, how about the Dungeon Room? It's real Hawaiian food served in an authentic, medieval English dungeon atmosphere! :drool::zalice:

Her behaviour did seem at the time to me, who was after all was there to see, to be a little odd. :yes:

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Her behaviour did seem at the time to me, who was after all was there to see, to be a little odd. :yes:

Dame Irene Stoat, who celebrates her eighty-fifth birthday this month...  :moon::whipgirl::moon:

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Posted
33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Dame Irene Stoat, who celebrates her eighty-fifth birthday this month...  :moon::whipgirl::moon:

The commentary, recorded on the earliest wax cylinders, is spoken by Alfred Lord Tennyson, the Poet Laureate. :zzz:

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Posted
40 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

The commentary, recorded on the earliest wax cylinders, is spoken by Alfred Lord Tennyson, the Poet Laureate. :zzz:

There is the Borough Surveyor, the scrum-half is out of the...er, :blush:  the Chairman of the Highway and By-way Committee who's kicked for touch. :blush:

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Posted
25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

There is the Borough Surveyor, the scrum-half is out of the...er, :blush:  the Chairman of the Highway and By-way Committee who's kicked for touch. :blush:

He says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours. :rage:

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Posted
48 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

He says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours. :rage:

We live in Esher. :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

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48 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Say no MORE! :ohmy: Esher, squire, say no more, say no more, SAY NO MORE! WOOO!!!

You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. :burger:

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Posted
14 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. :burger:

Oh, so glad you could come. What would you like to drink?  :spit: Gin and tonic? Sherry? 

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Posted
1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, so glad you could come. What would you like to drink?  :spit: Gin and tonic? Sherry? 

 

Big gin, please. A pint of creme de menthe for my friend. :drink:

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28 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Big gin, please. A pint of creme de menthe for my friend. :drink:

Very well, signor. I play for you and your beautiful 72 companion.  :musik19:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Very well, signor. I play for you and your beautiful 72 companion.  :musik19:

We're going to kidnap :alex:s wife, take her back, issue demands.

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