blackhawkrush Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 29 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. This is an old Lenin number. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: This is an old Lenin number. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 28 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. What, ridden on a horse? You're using coconuts. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 19, 2023 Author Posted March 19, 2023 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: What, ridden on a horse? You're using coconuts. Terrific! Great! 73 has explained it all to me, and I think it's great what you are doing. Thank you, Robert. I'll - I'll never forget you. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Terrific! Great! 73 has explained it all to me, and I think it's great what you are doing. Thank you, Robert. I'll - I'll never forget you. I'm going to throw myself under the 10:12 from Reading. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm going to throw myself under the 10:12 from Reading. Yes, of course. We have a train to catch, and I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats! 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, of course. We have a train to catch, and I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats! What are you going to do, bleed on me? 2
IbanezJem Posted March 19, 2023 Author Posted March 19, 2023 53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What are you going to do, bleed on me? Colin 'Blackhawk' Harris has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the final! 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Colin 'Blackhawk' Harris has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the final! Well, there'll certainly be some car burnings on Madison Avenue tonight. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 19, 2023 Author Posted March 19, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, there'll certainly be some car burnings on Madison Avenue tonight. I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke. Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 19, 2023 Author Posted March 19, 2023 50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. I've been here five years! They only hung me the right way up yesterday! 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 20, 2023 Posted March 20, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I've been here five years! They only hung me the right way up yesterday! Well, how about the Dungeon Room? It's real Hawaiian food served in an authentic, medieval English dungeon atmosphere! 2
IbanezJem Posted March 20, 2023 Author Posted March 20, 2023 10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, how about the Dungeon Room? It's real Hawaiian food served in an authentic, medieval English dungeon atmosphere! Her behaviour did seem at the time to me, who was after all was there to see, to be a little odd. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 20, 2023 Posted March 20, 2023 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Her behaviour did seem at the time to me, who was after all was there to see, to be a little odd. Dame Irene Stoat, who celebrates her eighty-fifth birthday this month... 2
IbanezJem Posted March 20, 2023 Author Posted March 20, 2023 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Dame Irene Stoat, who celebrates her eighty-fifth birthday this month... The commentary, recorded on the earliest wax cylinders, is spoken by Alfred Lord Tennyson, the Poet Laureate. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 20, 2023 Posted March 20, 2023 40 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The commentary, recorded on the earliest wax cylinders, is spoken by Alfred Lord Tennyson, the Poet Laureate. There is the Borough Surveyor, the scrum-half is out of the...er, the Chairman of the Highway and By-way Committee who's kicked for touch. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 20, 2023 Author Posted March 20, 2023 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: There is the Borough Surveyor, the scrum-half is out of the...er, the Chairman of the Highway and By-way Committee who's kicked for touch. He says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 20, 2023 Posted March 20, 2023 48 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: He says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours. We live in Esher. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 20, 2023 Posted March 20, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We live in Esher. Say no MORE! Esher, squire, say no more, say no more, SAY NO MORE! WOOO!!! 2
IbanezJem Posted March 20, 2023 Author Posted March 20, 2023 48 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Say no MORE! Esher, squire, say no more, say no more, SAY NO MORE! WOOO!!! You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 20, 2023 Posted March 20, 2023 14 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. Oh, so glad you could come. What would you like to drink? Gin and tonic? Sherry? 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 20, 2023 Posted March 20, 2023 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, so glad you could come. What would you like to drink? Gin and tonic? Sherry? Big gin, please. A pint of creme de menthe for my friend. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 20, 2023 Posted March 20, 2023 28 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Big gin, please. A pint of creme de menthe for my friend. Very well, signor. I play for you and your beautiful 72 companion. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2023 Author Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Very well, signor. I play for you and your beautiful 72 companion. We're going to kidnap s wife, take her back, issue demands. 2
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