1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. Now how about this one. Number five, Ram's Bladder Cup. What kind of confection is this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 49 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now how about this one. Number five, Ram's Bladder Cup. What kind of confection is this? I wish to plead incompetence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I wish to plead incompetence. So, in three years you've spotted no camels? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 13 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: So, in three years you've spotted no camels? Here, let me try, dear. You go and play the cello. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Here, let me try, dear. You go and play the cello. Yes, he's such a clever little boy, aren't you? Coochy coochy coo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, he's such a clever little boy, aren't you? Coochy coochy coo. We had translators working, in post-proof conditions, to try and produce a German version of Simon's post. They worked on one word each for greater safety. One of them saw two words of the post and spent several weeks in Reverse Polarity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We had translators working, in post-proof conditions, to try and produce a German version of Simon's post. They worked on one word each for greater safety. One of them saw two words of the post and spent several weeks in Reverse Polarity. Make yourself scarce, "Two Threads." This forum isn't big enough for the three of us! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Make yourself scarce, "Two Threads." This forum isn't big enough for the three of us! IN WORLD FORUM TODAY: KARL MARX, CHE GUEVARA, LENIN AND MAO TSE-TUNG. NEXT WEEK, FOUR LEADING HEADS OF STATE OF THE AFRO-ASIAN NATIONS AGAINST BRISTOL ROVERS AT MOLINEUX. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: IN WORLD FORUM TODAY: KARL MARX, CHE GUEVARA, LENIN AND MAO TSE-TUNG. NEXT WEEK, FOUR LEADING HEADS OF STATE OF THE AFRO-ASIAN NATIONS AGAINST BRISTOL ROVERS AT MOLINEUX. That's a little bit too loud. Can you say it just a little less loud than that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 24 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: That's a little bit too loud. Can you say it just a little less loud than that? I've forgotten what I said now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've forgotten what I said now. What page please? What page in the script? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: What page please? What page in the script? Which scene are we shooting first? What? it's scene one. Scene one! It's in the middle of the movie. Well, it is now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 16 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Which scene are we shooting first? What? it's scene one. Scene one! It's in the middle of the movie. Well, it is now. I see you have a cabbage. I am a revolutionary. Ah, very interesting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I see you have a cabbage. I am a revolutionary. Ah, very interesting. Oh. I wondered whether you'd like to contribute to the orphan's home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh. I wondered whether you'd like to contribute to the orphan's home. I've got a family...a wife and six kids...and I hope very much you don't have to take away my... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've got a family...a wife and six kids...and I hope very much you don't have to take away my... Couldn't you have your balls cut off? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've got a family...a wife and six kids...and I hope very much you don't have to take away my... ... this little 2oz jar, for sweets, chocolates and even little shallots. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 Just now, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Couldn't you have your balls cut off? Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 (edited) 29 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse! A LOONY BUT NOT A BACHELOR - SIR SIMON IBANEZ. Edited March 14 by blackhawkrush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: A LOONY BUT NOT A BACHELOR - SIR SIMON IBANEZ. Do you want me or not? It's your decision, Robert. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Do you want me or not? It's your decision, Robert. You'll have to wait until I've married these two, Simon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You'll have to wait until I've married these two, Simon. Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey. The very forces that will send Helen running back to beg forgiveness! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 37 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The very forces that will send Helen running back to beg forgiveness! When they're upstairs with the wife, Sapper MacDonald will hurl himself at the secret documents, destroying them and himself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: When they're upstairs with the wife, Sapper MacDonald will hurl himself at the secret documents, destroying them and himself. But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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