1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Tired of being pushed around? Would you like to do some pushing around instead? I'll get you for that, Blackhawk! I'll get you if I have to travel to the four corners of the internet! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'll get you for that, Blackhawk! I'll get you if I have to travel to the four corners of the internet! Yes, the confidence of the master at the height of his powers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, the confidence of the master at the height of his powers. He was great, Mr. Ibanez! The way he kept fighting after his head came off! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 20 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He was great, Mr. Ibanez! The way he kept fighting after his head came off! Children Matinee. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Children Matinee. 73... it's the man from 'The Hay Wain' by Constable to see you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: 73... it's the man from 'The Hay Wain' by Constable to see you. Thwow him to the floor, Centuwion, vewy woughly! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 25 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Thwow him to the floor, Centuwion, vewy woughly! Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. Get out! I'm not having my forum filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Get out! I'm not having my forum filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out! Yes! Policemen make wonderful friends. So, 73, if you are over six feet tall and would like a friend... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes! Policemen make wonderful friends. So, 73, if you are over six feet tall and would like a friend... Don't forget... I'm six foot five. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Don't forget... I'm six foot five. Hail Messiah! I say you are Messiah, Lord, and I should know. I followed a few. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hail Messiah! I say you are Messiah, Lord, and I should know. I followed a few. Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. Now knock it off! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 16 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. Now knock it off! Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 Just now, blackhawkrush said: Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on! Precisely. I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Precisely. I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out. On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Mr. Norris' historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Mr. Norris' historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 53 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. For lunch, he crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: For lunch, he crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. On Wednesdays I go shoppin', and have buttered scones for tea. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: On Wednesdays I go shoppin', and have buttered scones for tea. Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Sorry love, no How about a nice vanilla sponge? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Sorry love, no How about a nice vanilla sponge? I got a slug. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 Just now, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I got a slug. If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out and its fins start to fall off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out and its fins start to fall off. He is an halibut. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He is an halibut. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I... I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I... I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat . Sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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