IbanezJem Posted March 22 Author Share Posted March 22 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Badly, sir? extremely well. Oh, I don't know what's good about it, my right arm's hanging off something awful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, I don't know what's good about it, my right arm's hanging off something awful. I say, anyone for tennis? I say, Lionel, catch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 22 Author Share Posted March 22 53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I say, anyone for tennis? I say, Lionel, catch. They got to be trained, sir. It's a dangerous job. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 14 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: They got to be trained, sir. It's a dangerous job. Well, we often play like that. Jocasta plays on the side receiving service... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 22 Author Share Posted March 22 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, we often play like that. Jocasta plays on the side receiving service... Here at the Institute, Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr. Peaches Bartkowicz, and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 52 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Here at the Institute, Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr. Peaches Bartkowicz, and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 22 Author Share Posted March 22 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people! He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening. And on my right, putting the case against the government, is a small patch of brown liquid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 26 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And on my right, putting the case against the government, is a small patch of brown liquid. Blatantly unfair. Given this basic inequality what can be done? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 28 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Blatantly unfair. Given this basic inequality what can be done? You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes... What are they in it for, these old hoodlums, these layabouts in lace? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23 Author Share Posted March 23 8 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: What are they in it for, these old hoodlums, these layabouts in lace? Look, this is a blood bank. All we want is blood. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Look, this is a blood bank. All we want is blood. Running away, eh? Come back here and take what's coming to you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Running away, eh? Come back here and take what's coming to you. There are people with guns out there, sir! Real guns, sir! Not toy ones, proper ones, sir! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: There are people with guns out there, sir! Real guns, sir! Not toy ones, proper ones, sir! Ooh, what's that? It's a bazooka. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ooh, what's that? It's a bazooka. Sounded a bit like an alarm clock going off, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Sounded a bit like an alarm clock going off, sir. So you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: So you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. AHHHHHHH! Stop saying the word! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: AHHHHHHH! Stop saying the word! 'A LESS NAUGHTY CHEMIST'S' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23 Author Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: 'A LESS NAUGHTY CHEMIST'S' Now, how is your tea, dear? A little more water perhaps? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Now, how is your tea, dear? A little more water perhaps? Hello, Mario. Super. Wonderful. Just two lovely goals er, coffees, please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23 Author Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Hello, Mario. Super. Wonderful. Just two lovely goals er, coffees, please. And the claret is on top of the sideboard, to the left. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And the claret is on top of the sideboard, to the left. And the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Now more than ever, they must rely on the skills they have learnt from a lifetime's hunting. 73 gauges the wind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Now more than ever, they must rely on the skills they have learnt from a lifetime's hunting. 73 gauges the wind. Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? Am I right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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