1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15, 2023 Posted March 15, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! 2
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2023 Author Posted March 15, 2023 24 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! Well, the next item the boys have put together takes place in a sitting room. Sorry it's just a sitting room, but the bank account's a bit low after the appallingly expensive production of 'R40'. 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2023 Posted March 15, 2023 45 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, the next item the boys have put together takes place in a sitting room. Sorry it's just a sitting room, but the bank account's a bit low after the appallingly expensive production of 'R40'. Our figures show that is extremely popular. TRF ratings gave us 97,300,912 and William Shatner naught. 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2023 Author Posted March 15, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Our figures show that is extremely popular. TRF ratings gave us 97,300,912 and William Shatner naught. Well, our computers have been working all day to analyse the dramatic information that's come in from this first ever intergalactic probe. 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2023 Posted March 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, our computers have been working all day to analyse the dramatic information that's come in from this first ever intergalactic probe. Hold on. Mrs. Pettigrew's coming back from the doctor's. Bring her up on two. 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2023 Author Posted March 15, 2023 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hold on. Mrs. Pettigrew's coming back from the doctor's. Bring her up on two. Don't give me any trouble. Just pile up these baskets of filth and come with me. 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2023 Posted March 15, 2023 18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Don't give me any trouble. Just pile up these baskets of filth and come with me. Tell him anything except that we are taking him to Moscow where Trotsky is reunited with the Central Committee. 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2023 Author Posted March 15, 2023 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Tell him anything except that we are taking him to Moscow where Trotsky is reunited with the Central Committee. The environmental barrier had been removed but we'd hit another: the language barrier. 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2023 Posted March 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The environmental barrier had been removed but we'd hit another: the language barrier. Ya! See-gar-ets. Ya! 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2023 Author Posted March 15, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Ya! See-gar-ets. Ya! Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong. 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2023 Posted March 15, 2023 40 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong. Yes. She's an unpredictable sort. 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2023 Author Posted March 15, 2023 38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes. She's an unpredictable sort. Yes, all this and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2023 Posted March 15, 2023 37 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, all this and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. Near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden? Okay, well, drop me off there. 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2023 Author Posted March 15, 2023 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden? Okay, well, drop me off there. You've never even been to the Tropics. You've never been south of Sidcup. 1
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You've never even been to the Tropics. You've never been south of Sidcup. We have come from the East. We wish to praise the infant. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 16, 2023 Author Posted March 16, 2023 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We have come from the East. We wish to praise the infant. Oh, don't ask me! He's been nothing but trouble all morning. Stop it Ralph! 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, don't ask me! He's been nothing but trouble all morning. Stop it Ralph! Mum? Do you know why Rhodesia's called Rhodesia? 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mum? Do you know why Rhodesia's called Rhodesia? Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Ibanez was frightened of Doug. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 16, 2023 Author Posted March 16, 2023 (edited) 37 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Ibanez was frightened of Doug. I've been mentioned on TRF! Edited March 16, 2023 by IbanezJem 3
blackhawkrush Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I've been mentioned on TRF! Well, guess what, the very next thing Ibanez did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondriam house in Scotland. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 16, 2023 Author Posted March 16, 2023 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, guess what, the very next thing Ibanez did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondriam house in Scotland. Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles! 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles! It's only a bloody parking offense... 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 20 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's only a bloody parking offense... You lucky bastard. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You lucky bastard. You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. 2
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