blackhawkrush Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. That's just what Jesus said, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: That's just what Jesus said, sir. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 10 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! No, well Kevin knows that if he spits at a I'll never take him to an exhibition again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 17 Author Share Posted March 17 9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: No, well Kevin knows that if he spits at a I'll never take him to an exhibition again. Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him. He didn't have a dueling scar just here? And a hook? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He didn't have a dueling scar just here? And a hook? Barry Zeppelin? The least talented of the fourteen Zeppelin brothers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Barry Zeppelin? The least talented of the fourteen Zeppelin brothers? Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Ibanez', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 17 Author Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Ibanez', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets. I can't eat honey. It makes me go plop plops. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I can't eat honey. It makes me go plop plops. Well taken, Ibanez! And again. Over we go. Good. Steady. And now, the big one! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 17 Author Share Posted March 17 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well taken, Ibanez! And again. Over we go. Good. Steady. And now, the big one! Well, now, uh, Blackhawk, 73, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 51 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, now, uh, Blackhawk, 73, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! The Jodrellouxs win every bloody year...makes you vomit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 17 Author Share Posted March 17 27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The Jodrellouxs win every bloody year...makes you vomit. Please do carry on because that is in fact why we wanted you on the show. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Please do carry on because that is in fact why we wanted you on the show. Better get a bucket. I haven't finished. There's still more. Oh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 (edited) 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Better get a bucket. I haven't finished. There's still more. Oh. Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! Edited March 18 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! That's roughly 540,000 glasses, vicar Simon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That's roughly 540,000 glasses, vicar Simon. The claret is in the decanter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The claret is in the decanter. Yeah. No, wait a minute. I think I can only manage six crates today. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 58 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yeah. No, wait a minute. I think I can only manage six crates today. Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets. And now, four tired undertakers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: And now, four tired undertakers. Here...he says he's not dead! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 20 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Here...he says he's not dead! Yes, madam. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, madam. I'll speak to the makers personally, all right? I will not buy this record, it is scratched. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 2 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I will not buy this record, it is scratched. That's the motion to get on with it, passed with, uh, one abstention. I now propose that we go without further ado. May I have a seconder for... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: That's the motion to get on with it, passed with, uh, one abstention. I now propose that we go without further ado. May I have a seconder for... I wanted to listen to that! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I wanted to listen to that! Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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