blackhawkrush Posted April 2, 2023 Posted April 2, 2023 56 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. Ah no...it's not I who was injured, it's my friend. 1
IbanezJem Posted April 2, 2023 Author Posted April 2, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah no...it's not I who was injured, it's my friend. Will you please give a very big hand and a warm welcome to Carl Weetabix and Rita! 2
blackhawkrush Posted April 2, 2023 Posted April 2, 2023 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Will you please give a very big hand and a warm welcome to Carl Weetabix and Rita! I can't hear a thing. Let's go to the stoning. 2
IbanezJem Posted April 2, 2023 Author Posted April 2, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I can't hear a thing. Let's go to the stoning. Yes, and God knows what we'll find there. 2
blackhawkrush Posted April 2, 2023 Posted April 2, 2023 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, and God knows what we'll find there. Well, I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons, Mr. Jenkins. 2
IbanezJem Posted April 3, 2023 Author Posted April 3, 2023 9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons, Mr. Jenkins. I want to apologize, humbly, deeply, and sincerely about the fork. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 3, 2023 Posted April 3, 2023 10 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I want to apologize, humbly, deeply, and sincerely about the fork. Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads! 2
blackhawkrush Posted April 3, 2023 Posted April 3, 2023 32 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads! Well only since about 4:30. 1
IbanezJem Posted April 3, 2023 Author Posted April 3, 2023 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well only since about 4:30. This follows a statement by the Treasury to the effect that the balance of imports situation had not changed dramatically over the same period. 1
blackhawkrush Posted April 3, 2023 Posted April 3, 2023 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This follows a statement by the Treasury to the effect that the balance of imports situation had not changed dramatically over the same period. Oh, yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father. Oh yes, spitting image. 1
IbanezJem Posted April 3, 2023 Author Posted April 3, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father. Oh yes, spitting image. 73 used to spit - he could hit a Van Gogh at thirty yards. But he knows now it's wrong - don't you 73? 1
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 3, 2023 Posted April 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: 73 used to spit - he could hit a Van Gogh at thirty yards. But he knows now it's wrong - don't you 73? Yes, I'm really very ashamed of myself, I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful. 2
IbanezJem Posted April 3, 2023 Author Posted April 3, 2023 45 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, I'm really very ashamed of myself, I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful. Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here. 2
blackhawkrush Posted April 3, 2023 Posted April 3, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here. After three years of study these receive a handful of mud and a kick on the head. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 4, 2023 Posted April 4, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: After three years of study these receive a handful of mud and a kick on the head. I'll offer you a poke in the eye. A punch in the throat. 2
IbanezJem Posted April 4, 2023 Author Posted April 4, 2023 11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'll offer you a poke in the eye. A punch in the throat. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit... 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 4, 2023 Posted April 4, 2023 34 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit... RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!! 2
IbanezJem Posted April 4, 2023 Author Posted April 4, 2023 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!! Stay where you are. You'll never leave this forum alive. 2
blackhawkrush Posted April 4, 2023 Posted April 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Stay where you are. You'll never leave this forum alive. Der ver zwei users valking down der 'You're No Fun Anymore', und von vas assaulted. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 4, 2023 Posted April 4, 2023 50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Der ver zwei users valking down der 'You're No Fun Anymore', und von vas assaulted. Yes, tonight "Video Vertigo" takes a look at crime. Is it true that the police are using dachshunds to combat the crime wave? And can the head of the Vice Squad turn himself into an albatross whenever he wants to? Just what are the police up to? 2
blackhawkrush Posted April 4, 2023 Posted April 4, 2023 30 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, tonight "Video Vertigo" takes a look at crime. Is it true that the police are using dachshunds to combat the crime wave? And can the head of the Vice Squad turn himself into an albatross whenever he wants to? Just what are the police up to? Alme to you introself mylowduce...excuse me a moment. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Tiger. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 4, 2023 Posted April 4, 2023 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Alme to you introself mylowduce...excuse me a moment. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Tiger. A TIGER??? In Chicago? 2
blackhawkrush Posted April 4, 2023 Posted April 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A TIGER??? In Chicago? Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. 2
IbanezJem Posted April 4, 2023 Author Posted April 4, 2023 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. Hmmm. I see. Well I think I may be able to help you. You see... your fish is suffering from what we Vets haven't found a word for. 2
blackhawkrush Posted April 4, 2023 Posted April 4, 2023 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Hmmm. I see. Well I think I may be able to help you. You see... your fish is suffering from what we Vets haven't found a word for. OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone. 2
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