blackhawkrush Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh yes, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate. Otherwise, the contents of the sandwich box were relatively unharmed, although I detected small particles of 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 25, 2023 Author Share Posted April 25, 2023 51 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Otherwise, the contents of the sandwich box were relatively unharmed, although I detected small particles of Ehh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, and a packet of gravel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ehh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, and a packet of gravel. We used to have to eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We used to have to eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! Bad luck, 73. Nice to have you on the thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Bad luck, 73. Nice to have you on the thread. I'm sorry I'm late m'lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Don't bother to recap, I'll pick it up as we go along. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm sorry I'm late m'lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Don't bother to recap, I'll pick it up as we go along. You are Erik Njorl, son of Frothgar, brother of Hangnor... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 26, 2023 Author Share Posted April 26, 2023 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You are Erik Njorl, son of Frothgar, brother of Hangnor... Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but... Well, 73,... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but... Well, 73,... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining. It's nothing to worry about, although it is extremely dangerous! I shall be juggling with your life, I shall be playing ducks and drakes with your very existence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 27, 2023 Author Share Posted April 27, 2023 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's nothing to worry about, although it is extremely dangerous! I shall be juggling with your life, I shall be playing ducks and drakes with your very existence. If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 9 hours ago, IbanezJem said: If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir... Pratt...back to Pratt...Pratt again...a long out to Pratt... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 27, 2023 Author Share Posted April 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Pratt...back to Pratt...Pratt again...a long out to Pratt... All right, all right. I'll give you one more chance, get on the table... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: All right, all right. I'll give you one more chance, get on the table... This table has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but these have been treated with new 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 27, 2023 Author Share Posted April 27, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: This table has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but these have been treated with new Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t. Would you like to try this, sir? It's our very very latest, it's called Sea Mist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t. Would you like to try this, sir? It's our very very latest, it's called Sea Mist. Jacques, what will you be washing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 18 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Jacques, what will you be washing? We can't afford to take any chances -- sack the entire washing staff! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 40 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We can't afford to take any chances -- sack the entire washing staff! Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. We have taken a film which contains compromising scenes and unpleasant details which could wreck a man's career. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: We have taken a film which contains compromising scenes and unpleasant details which could wreck a man's career. Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? Only that you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as tonight's film society meeting was cancelled. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Only that you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as tonight's film society meeting was cancelled. Oh, well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all. Fine, fine, fine, thank you. No more sherry for me don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa, remarkable! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 29 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Fine, fine, fine, thank you. No more sherry for me don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa, remarkable! Well, now it's time for racing, so let's go straight over to Epson and Brian McNutty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, now it's time for racing, so let's go straight over to Epson and Brian McNutty. Well pretty much as I predicted, except that the Silly party won. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well pretty much as I predicted, except that the Silly party won. I thought we were an autonomous collective. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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