IbanezJem Posted May 14, 2023 Author Share Posted May 14, 2023 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, this is really a fascinating occasion because we have in the studio Mr. I, who speaks only the middles of words. He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 42 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 15, 2023 Author Share Posted May 15, 2023 23 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them. I thought it was the continental version. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I thought it was the continental version. This is abuse. No, you want room 12A, next door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 15, 2023 Author Share Posted May 15, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: This is abuse. No, you want room 12A, next door. Yes, I'll wait outside shall I? Yes, well that's perhaps the best thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 19 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, I'll wait outside shall I? Yes, well that's perhaps the best thing. Only people involved are allowed in here. You're not qualified. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2023 Author Share Posted May 16, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Only people involved are allowed in here. You're not qualified. Oh, you're just trying to string this case out. Cardinal Richelieu? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 49 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, you're just trying to string this case out. Cardinal Richelieu? I want to know how he made them happy. All right! All right! No need to spell it out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 17 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I want to know how he made them happy. All right! All right! No need to spell it out. It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it. It could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 59 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing. You'd better cut down a little then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 38 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You'd better cut down a little then. No. No, children. I know you're trying to help, but believe me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: No. No, children. I know you're trying to help, but believe me. It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven! Hip hip hip hip hip hooray! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven! Hip hip hip hip hip hooray! But don't worry too much about the myrrh next time, all right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: But don't worry too much about the myrrh next time, all right? Oh! Oh well in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir... Goodbye then, sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 9 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh! Oh well in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir... Goodbye then, sir. Must you leave us, Louis? We shall have a state banquet at St. James' Palace. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Must you leave us, Louis? We shall have a state banquet at St. James' Palace. Months of preparation followed whilst Mr Norris continued his research in the Putney Public Library, and Mrs Norris made sandwiches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Months of preparation followed whilst Mr Norris continued his research in the Putney Public Library, and Mrs Norris made sandwiches. No, I haven't seen the bloody sugar bowl! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, I haven't seen the bloody sugar bowl! Anything with pineapple in it is great for us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Anything with pineapple in it is great for us. Naked...with a melon? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 19, 2023 Author Share Posted May 19, 2023 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Naked...with a melon? Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? That doesn't make any difference to the TRF viewer at home, does it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 19, 2023 Author Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: That doesn't make any difference to the TRF viewer at home, does it? Velly solly for hold-up... no ploblem now... me are Bishop of East Anglia, now plesent plizes... Eyes down for first plize... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Velly solly for hold-up... no ploblem now... me are Bishop of East Anglia, now plesent plizes... Eyes down for first plize... The entire Norich City Council! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 19, 2023 Author Share Posted May 19, 2023 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The entire Norich City Council! No, it's in the very small print, you see, sir, so as not to affect the sales. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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