IbanezJem Posted May 7, 2023 Author Share Posted May 7, 2023 21 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Excuse me, do you mind if I join you? Are you sure you don't mind? You're sure I won't be disturbing you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Excuse me, do you mind if I join you? Are you sure you don't mind? You're sure I won't be disturbing you? Oh, that's typical. Talk, talk, talk. Natter, natter, natter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 7, 2023 Author Share Posted May 7, 2023 59 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, that's typical. Talk, talk, talk. Natter, natter, natter. I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 31 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram. 'Sorry to mensch, but if you've finished with the lawn-edger could you pop it in the post'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 7, 2023 Author Share Posted May 7, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: 'Sorry to mensch, but if you've finished with the lawn-edger could you pop it in the post'. Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I've finished with you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I've finished with you! Simon's manager believes that Simon is now ready to face the giant American, Satellite 73. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2023 Author Share Posted May 8, 2023 21 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Simon's manager believes that Simon is now ready to face the giant American, Satellite 73. Defeat at MSG seems to have utterly disheartened King Simon. The ferocity of the New York taunting took him completely by surprise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 22 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Defeat at MSG seems to have utterly disheartened King Simon. The ferocity of the New York taunting took him completely by surprise. And there are people with guns out there. Real guns. Not toy ones. Proper ones. They've all got them. All of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2023 Author Share Posted May 8, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: And there are people with guns out there. Real guns. Not toy ones. Proper ones. They've all got them. All of them. You never know when it'll go off! Surprise your friends, amuse your enemies, start the party with a bang! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 20 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You never know when it'll go off! Surprise your friends, amuse your enemies, start the party with a bang! It must be a vest, er, going off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2023 Author Share Posted May 8, 2023 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: It must be a vest, er, going off. I was talking metaphorically you fool. 73 - put that down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I was talking metaphorically you fool. 73 - put that down. Oh, you're so clever, Simon. There's something I've got to tell you. It's daddy, he's turned into a Scotsman. Help me, please help me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 9, 2023 Author Share Posted May 9, 2023 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, you're so clever, Simon. There's something I've got to tell you. It's daddy, he's turned into a Scotsman. Help me, please help me. Look, I'm getting pretty irritated with this line of questioning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Look, I'm getting pretty irritated with this line of questioning. And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 9, 2023 Author Share Posted May 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the ? Uh, well, I did my butch voice, you know, "what the jury must understand", and he loved it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Uh, well, I did my butch voice, you know, "what the jury must understand", and he loved it! But don't call me Maurice in court. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 9, 2023 Author Share Posted May 9, 2023 39 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: But don't call me Maurice in court. But... you can't have babies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: But... you can't have babies. Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2023 Author Share Posted May 10, 2023 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? I never saw a kangaroo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I never saw a kangaroo! That's all you say? No, no, we were the tops then. Drake got all his sailors here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2023 Author Share Posted May 10, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: That's all you say? No, no, we were the tops then. Drake got all his sailors here. Apparently, sir, there is a plan to build a canal between the two Egyptian towns of... Edited May 10, 2023 by IbanezJem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 36 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Apparently, sir, there is a plan to build a canal between the two Egyptian towns of... We interrupt this post a) to irritate you and, b) to provide work for one of our admins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2023 Author Share Posted May 10, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: We interrupt this post a) to irritate you and, b) to provide work for one of our admins. No. He`s not been properly trained. I demand another admin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: No. He`s not been properly trained. I demand another admin. Oh yeah, how about that? Well, it's as near as dammit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2023 Author Share Posted May 10, 2023 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh yeah, how about that? Well, it's as near as dammit. And I suppose you want to go and practice, eh? Marching up and down the square not good enough for you, eh?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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