IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2023 Author Share Posted June 7, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Just a minute, you're a fraud! I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 28 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. Arthur takes idiotting seriously. And of course, he takes great pride in his appearance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2023 Author Share Posted June 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Arthur takes idiotting seriously. And of course, he takes great pride in his appearance. Here is the address to complain to... 'MR ALBERT SPIM, 1,000,008 LONDON ROAD, OXFORD'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Here is the address to complain to... 'MR ALBERT SPIM, 1,000,008 LONDON ROAD, OXFORD'. Now, I'm going to press the bell just to see if there's anyone in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2023 Author Share Posted June 7, 2023 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Now, I'm going to press the bell just to see if there's anyone in. Aren't you going to ask me why I rang the bell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Aren't you going to ask me why I rang the bell? Mr. Aldridge, I put it to you that you are dead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 18 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Aldridge, I put it to you that you are dead. And here to discuss it are three dead people... The late Sir Brian Hardacre, former curator of the Imperial War Museum... the late Professor Thynne, until recently an academic, critic, and broadcaster... and putting the view of the Church of England, the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: And here to discuss it are three dead people... The late Sir Brian Hardacre, former curator of the Imperial War Museum... the late Professor Thynne, until recently an academic, critic, and broadcaster... and putting the view of the Church of England, the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. They were making silly noises and one of them pretended to be Fridge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: They were making silly noises and one of them pretended to be Fridge. With me now is Norman St. John Fridge, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Fridge, why do you contradict people? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: With me now is Norman St. John Fridge, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Fridge, why do you contradict people? But the hobby he enjoyed the most was racing pigeon fanciers. Nice little chaps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: But the hobby he enjoyed the most was racing pigeon fanciers. Nice little chaps. I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. I'm sorry, Your Grace? Perhaps we should postpone the visit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm sorry, Your Grace? Perhaps we should postpone the visit? For viewers at home, the answer is coming up on your screens. Those of you who wish to play it the hard way, stand upside down with your head in a bucket of piranha fish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: For viewers at home, the answer is coming up on your screens. Those of you who wish to play it the hard way, stand upside down with your head in a bucket of piranha fish. Hey, look. Mithrandir's being eaten. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 9, 2023 Author Share Posted June 9, 2023 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Hey, look. Mithrandir's being eaten. Well well well. 'Course, Mrs LABT flushed hers down the loo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well well well. 'Course, Mrs LABT flushed hers down the loo. Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious SOCN-al turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things, like Iga Swiatek's wonderful run at Roland Garros? Edited June 9, 2023 by blackhawkrush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 9, 2023 Author Share Posted June 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious SOCN-al turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things, like Iga Swiatek's wonderful run at Roland Garros? I haven't got time to go chasing after her, there's violence to be done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I haven't got time to go chasing after her, there's violence to be done. By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Simon brothers by February 2023 controlled London and the Southeast of Stow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 9, 2023 Author Share Posted June 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Simon brothers by February 2023 controlled London and the Southeast of Stow. You don't think that's where they're taking us? Yes, and God knows what we'll find there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You don't think that's where they're taking us? Yes, and God knows what we'll find there. Excellent Thames-side docking facilities and within easy reach of the proposed M25. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Excellent Thames-side docking facilities and within easy reach of the proposed M25. I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, No matter where they've been. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, No matter where they've been. Too much, man. Great light show, baby. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Too much, man. Great light show, baby. Certainly. Hat sales have increased, but not pari passu, as our research initially... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 37 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Certainly. Hat sales have increased, but not pari passu, as our research initially... You'll never finish a sentence again as long as you live. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: You'll never finish a sentence again as long as you live. Thank you very much Robert. Today saw the appointment of a new head of... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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