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33 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out! :nuts:

Well, Petula Clark says burst them early.  :confused:

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17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, Petula Clark says burst them early.  :confused:

What can I say? I mean, how can I encapsulate in mere words my scorn for any military solution? :scared:

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

What can I say? I mean, how can I encapsulate in mere words my scorn for any military solution? :scared:

How about one potato, two potato, sir?  :fistbump:

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up. :puke:

Poland are finishing their   :macallan:   and leaving the post office for the start of the second half.  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Poland are finishing their   :macallan:   and leaving the post office for the start of the second half.  

Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. :rose:

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32 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. :rose:

  :yes:   INTRODUCED BY ROGER LAST, RESEARCH : THE LATE B. FORBES.  

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14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   INTRODUCED BY ROGER LAST, RESEARCH : THE LATE B. FORBES.  

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it. :no:

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it. :no:

Here, you wouldn't have got on one of our voyages, they were all dead butch.  :gumby:  :alex: :gumby:  

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17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Here, you wouldn't have got on one of our voyages, they were all dead butch.  :gumby:  :alex: :gumby:  

:ohmy: He is brave Sir Simon, brave Sir Simon, who... 

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

:ohmy: He is brave Sir Simon, brave Sir Simon, who... 

...will mime a man being struck about the head by a sixteen-ton weight.   :16ton:  

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4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

...will mime a man being struck about the head by a sixteen-ton weight.   :16ton:  

Can't we do something else for a change? Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick? :poke:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Can't we do something else for a change? Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick? :poke:

  :yes:   John Galsworthy's 'Snooker My Way'. 

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41 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Think of the colours! :hug2:

Oh, yes. I mean New World Women's use of colour with fabrics is fantastic. I saw their pattern book the other day...beautiful, beautiful.   :wub:

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44 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, yes. I mean New World Women's use of colour with fabrics is fantastic. I saw their pattern book the other day...beautiful, beautiful.   :wub:

Yes, yes. They had those fined doublets going tapering down into the full hose you know - exactly like that. :pirate:

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5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, yes. They had those fined doublets going tapering down into the full hose you know - exactly like that. :pirate:

It was a stunning effect, like that super time I wore that striped robe.  :coy:

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16 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

It was a stunning effect, like that super time I wore that striped robe.  :coy:

It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers. :wagfinger:

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers. :wagfinger:

I got thirty bob for the trousers.  :laugh:  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   I wonder what other people use for aftershave lotion.   

MOLLUSCS!! GASTROPODS! LAMELLIBRANCHS! CEPHALOPODS! :nuts:

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