1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 14, 2023 Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery? Well there's rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding...or strawberry tart. 2
blackhawkrush Posted January 14, 2023 Posted January 14, 2023 33 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well there's rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding...or strawberry tart. They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 14, 2023 Posted January 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. Ewww, with a gamy leg? 2
treeduck Posted January 14, 2023 Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ewww, with a gamy leg? 1
IbanezJem Posted January 14, 2023 Author Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ewww, with a gamy leg? He tells it the way it is! 2
blackhawkrush Posted January 14, 2023 Posted January 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: He tells it the way it is! Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly. 2
IbanezJem Posted January 14, 2023 Author Posted January 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly. Robert, I am the Chairman of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new chartered accountant. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake? 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 14, 2023 Posted January 14, 2023 15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Robert, I am the Chairman of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new chartered accountant. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake? Well, may I ask you to reconsider? I mean, you wouldn't regret it. Think of the tourist trade. 2
IbanezJem Posted January 14, 2023 Author Posted January 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, may I ask you to reconsider? I mean, you wouldn't regret it. Think of the tourist trade. All I know is that these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen... 2
blackhawkrush Posted January 14, 2023 Posted January 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: All I know is that these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen... The money's good. And the waterskiing. 2
IbanezJem Posted January 14, 2023 Author Posted January 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The money's good. And the waterskiing. My old dad used to say to me: "Money doesn't bring you happiness, son!" 2
blackhawkrush Posted January 14, 2023 Posted January 14, 2023 30 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: My old dad used to say to me: "Money doesn't bring you happiness, son!" It does where I'm standing and it blows my mind, young lad. 2
IbanezJem Posted January 14, 2023 Author Posted January 14, 2023 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It does where I'm standing and it blows my mind, young lad. All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. 2
blackhawkrush Posted January 15, 2023 Posted January 15, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. Let four captains bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage. 2
IbanezJem Posted January 15, 2023 Author Posted January 15, 2023 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Let four captains bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage. You wouldn't rather forget all about it? 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 15, 2023 Posted January 15, 2023 52 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You wouldn't rather forget all about it? Look, let me go back and face the peril! 2
IbanezJem Posted January 15, 2023 Author Posted January 15, 2023 26 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Look, let me go back and face the peril! I'm sorry, we don't need you this week. 1
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 15, 2023 Posted January 15, 2023 21 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I'm sorry, we don't need you this week. The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute! I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. 2
IbanezJem Posted January 15, 2023 Author Posted January 15, 2023 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute! I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. I don't much like the tone of your voice. Right let's have a ding dong. 1
blackhawkrush Posted January 15, 2023 Posted January 15, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I don't much like the tone of your voice. Right let's have a ding dong. This is not an interruption at all. 1
IbanezJem Posted January 15, 2023 Author Posted January 15, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: This is not an interruption at all. Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? 1
blackhawkrush Posted January 15, 2023 Posted January 15, 2023 25 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? On your feet, please. I must ask you to do exactly as I say or I shall be forced to shoot you right between the eyes. 1
IbanezJem Posted January 15, 2023 Author Posted January 15, 2023 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: On your feet, please. I must ask you to do exactly as I say or I shall be forced to shoot you right between the eyes. I'm not really a gorilla. 1
blackhawkrush Posted January 15, 2023 Posted January 15, 2023 52 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I'm not really a gorilla. Yes. Janet. A quiet, shy girl. 1
IbanezJem Posted January 15, 2023 Author Posted January 15, 2023 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes. Janet. A quiet, shy girl. Mind you, the one we hear so much about nowadays is Karen. She married a Canadian - he's a dentist - they live in Alberta - two lovely children, Gary who's three, Leslie who's six. They look like the spitting image of Karen. D'you want to see a photo ... ? 1
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