blackhawkrush Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Mr Stools - speak to me, Howard! I'll give you some kind of sign, like this while I'm still talking, and when I've finished altogether, I'll do this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 7, 2022 Author Share Posted November 7, 2022 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'll give you some kind of sign, like this while I'm still talking, and when I've finished altogether, I'll do this. If he opens his big mouth again, it's lampshade time! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: If he opens his big mouth again, it's lampshade time! Yes, Gomez? " Vee found zem valking on zee beach, my capitain "...Gomez, why can't you say this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 8, 2022 Author Share Posted November 8, 2022 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, Gomez? " Vee found zem valking on zee beach, my capitain "...Gomez, why can't you say this? No, I'm still not getting anything. Uh, could you try it in a higher register? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, I'm still not getting anything. Uh, could you try it in a higher register? Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la nouvelle boite pour remplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 8, 2022 Author Share Posted November 8, 2022 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire temoin a l'ouvermre de la nouvelle boite pour remplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. No - Road. Egernon Road. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No - Road. Egernon Road. Oh, yes. It's very nice-a...I told Simon we already got one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a...I told Simon we already got one. Well it's come from a very good home - it's house trained. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well it's come from a very good home - it's house trained. His droppings are enormous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: His droppings are enormous. Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be anything up to eight hundred yards long. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be anything up to eight hundred yards long. ...with nasty, big, pointy teeth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: ...with nasty, big, pointy teeth. Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history. Right, I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of the break. And don't pick your nose! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 18 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Right, I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of the break. And don't pick your nose! This is a very interesting one. This is from a Mr P. F. Bradshaw. He is usually found in Surrey hedgerows, but I found this one in the gents at St Pancras, uneaten. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: This is a very interesting one. This is from a Mr P. F. Bradshaw. He is usually found in Surrey hedgerows, but I found this one in the gents at St Pancras, uneaten. Evening. I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. Try me with some rice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Evening. I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. Try me with some rice. Yeah. Not raw, cooked! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Yeah. Not raw, cooked! Oh no, no, I do apologize! I will fetch the head waiter immediately! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh no, no, I do apologize! I will fetch the head waiter immediately! Five...four...three...two...one...zero...too late! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 11, 2022 Author Share Posted November 11, 2022 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Five...four...three...two...one...zero...too late! ... she's switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ... she's switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 11, 2022 Author Share Posted November 11, 2022 41 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved... Ah, well you've got to know where to look. Er, they're on the side of the engine above the piston box. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, well you've got to know where to look. Er, they're on the side of the engine above the piston box. That's Sundays only. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That's Sundays only. Now wait there stranger. A man can run and run for year after year until he realizes that what he's running from -- is hisself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now wait there stranger. A man can run and run for year after year until he realizes that what he's running from -- is hisself. Did I say Louis XIV? Oh, sorry, I meant Louis XV...Louis XV. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 13, 2022 Author Share Posted November 13, 2022 On 11/12/2022 at 12:15 AM, blackhawkrush said: Did I say Louis XIV? Oh, sorry, I meant Louis XV...Louis XV. And when he had built up Cedron, he sent Horsemen there, and an host of footmen to the end that issuing out they might make outroads upon the ways of Judea, as the King commanded them... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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