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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

It's the very lovely Florence Nightingale as Brian London.  :bitchslap:

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table. :heart:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table. :heart:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?  :smash:   I could be any type of doctor. 

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?  :smash:   I could be any type of doctor. 

Well... er... as I was saying, Robert, my wife's gone... gone. I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, Robert? :fistscrying:

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well... er... as I was saying, Robert, my wife's gone... gone. I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, Robert? :fistscrying:

Yes. You get a nude lady with a fully comprehensive motor insurance. If you just want third party,  :blush:  she has to keep her bra on. 

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6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Yes. You get a nude lady with a fully comprehensive motor insurance. If you just want third party,  :blush:  she has to keep her bra on. 

I'll offer you a poke in the eye. :poke:

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye. :poke:

Oh, ha ha ha! Nice one, Centurion. :rofl2: Like it. Like it. 

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9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, ha ha ha! Nice one, Centurion. :rofl2: Like it. Like it. 

:music: Today I hear the robin sing, Today the thrush is on the wing, Today who knows what life will bring, Today... :music:

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6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:music: Today I hear the robin sing, Today the thrush is on the wing, Today who knows what life will bring, Today... :music:

On 'Archeology Today' tonight, I have with me Professor Lucien Kastner of Oslo University. How tall are you, professor?  :16ton:

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20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

On 'Archeology Today' tonight, I have with me Professor Lucien Kastner of Oslo University. How tall are you, professor?  :16ton:

Oh, heaven's sakes we are being formal. Does it have to be surnames? :coy:

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, heaven's sakes we are being formal. Does it have to be surnames? :coy:

  :no:   I am Arthur, King of the Britons.  

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43 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :no:   I am Arthur, King of the Britons.  

:nyanya: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen!

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:nyanya: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen!

I take as my text for today...Leviticus 3-14.  :angel:  

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8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I take as my text for today...Leviticus 3-14.  :angel:  

:blah: Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out.  

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:blah: Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out.  

  :wagfinger:  I quote an example: "Can you direct me to the station?" is translated by the English phrase, "Please fondle my bum."

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15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :wagfinger:  I quote an example: "Can you direct me to the station?" is translated by the English phrase, "Please fondle my bum."

:no:  It looks fairly butch.

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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:no:  It looks fairly butch.

I'm sorry sir, but we're not allowed to change. :whipgirl:You can't change a bloody wife. 

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16 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'm sorry sir, but we're not allowed to change. :whipgirl:You can't change a bloody wife. 

Well this is a murder investigation, young man, and murder is a very serious business. :tongue:

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well this is a murder investigation, young man, and murder is a very serious business. :tongue:

  :blast: Let that be a warning to you all. I'm a very good shot. I practice every day, well not absolutely every day, but most days in the week. 

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3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :blast: Let that be a warning to you all. I'm a very good shot. I practice every day, well not absolutely every day, but most days in the week. 

Even better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. :fistbump:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Even better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. :fistbump:

It's the legendary Black Beast Of Aaarrrggh!   :bolt: 

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. :wub:

...and your youngest daughter. :cheer:

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41 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

...and your youngest daughter. :cheer:

 

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow. It's Ghastly Spotty Ibanez's birthday and she's having a disemboweling party for a few friends. :cake1:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow. It's Ghastly Spotty Ibanez's birthday and she's having a disemboweling party for a few friends. :cake1:

Well...they were an unpleasant family certainly, but I don't think we had enough of the really gross awfulness that we're looking for. :thumbsdown:

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26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well...they were an unpleasant family certainly, but I don't think we had enough of the really gross awfulness that we're looking for. :thumbsdown:

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business. :rose:

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