IbanezJem Posted October 30, 2022 Author Posted October 30, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: It's the very lovely Florence Nightingale as Brian London. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table. 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 30, 2022 Posted October 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table. Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist? I could be any type of doctor. 2
IbanezJem Posted October 30, 2022 Author Posted October 30, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist? I could be any type of doctor. Well... er... as I was saying, Robert, my wife's gone... gone. I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, Robert? 1
blackhawkrush Posted October 31, 2022 Posted October 31, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well... er... as I was saying, Robert, my wife's gone... gone. I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, Robert? Yes. You get a nude lady with a fully comprehensive motor insurance. If you just want third party, she has to keep her bra on. 2
IbanezJem Posted October 31, 2022 Author Posted October 31, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes. You get a nude lady with a fully comprehensive motor insurance. If you just want third party, she has to keep her bra on. I'll offer you a poke in the eye. 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 31, 2022 Posted October 31, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'll offer you a poke in the eye. Oh, ha ha ha! Nice one, Centurion. Like it. Like it. 2
IbanezJem Posted October 31, 2022 Author Posted October 31, 2022 9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, ha ha ha! Nice one, Centurion. Like it. Like it. Today I hear the robin sing, Today the thrush is on the wing, Today who knows what life will bring, Today... 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 31, 2022 Posted October 31, 2022 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Today I hear the robin sing, Today the thrush is on the wing, Today who knows what life will bring, Today... On 'Archeology Today' tonight, I have with me Professor Lucien Kastner of Oslo University. How tall are you, professor? 2
IbanezJem Posted October 31, 2022 Author Posted October 31, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: On 'Archeology Today' tonight, I have with me Professor Lucien Kastner of Oslo University. How tall are you, professor? Oh, heaven's sakes we are being formal. Does it have to be surnames? 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 31, 2022 Posted October 31, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, heaven's sakes we are being formal. Does it have to be surnames? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. 2
IbanezJem Posted October 31, 2022 Author Posted October 31, 2022 43 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen! 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 31, 2022 Posted October 31, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen! I take as my text for today...Leviticus 3-14. 2
IbanezJem Posted October 31, 2022 Author Posted October 31, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I take as my text for today...Leviticus 3-14. Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 31, 2022 Posted October 31, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. I quote an example: "Can you direct me to the station?" is translated by the English phrase, "Please fondle my bum." 2
IbanezJem Posted October 31, 2022 Author Posted October 31, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I quote an example: "Can you direct me to the station?" is translated by the English phrase, "Please fondle my bum." It looks fairly butch. 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 31, 2022 Posted October 31, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It looks fairly butch. I'm sorry sir, but we're not allowed to change. You can't change a bloody wife. 2
IbanezJem Posted November 1, 2022 Author Posted November 1, 2022 16 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm sorry sir, but we're not allowed to change. You can't change a bloody wife. Well this is a murder investigation, young man, and murder is a very serious business. 2
blackhawkrush Posted November 1, 2022 Posted November 1, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well this is a murder investigation, young man, and murder is a very serious business. Let that be a warning to you all. I'm a very good shot. I practice every day, well not absolutely every day, but most days in the week. 2
IbanezJem Posted November 1, 2022 Author Posted November 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Let that be a warning to you all. I'm a very good shot. I practice every day, well not absolutely every day, but most days in the week. Even better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. 2
blackhawkrush Posted November 1, 2022 Posted November 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Even better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. It's the legendary Black Beast Of Aaarrrggh! 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 1, 2022 Posted November 1, 2022 34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's the legendary Black Beast Of Aaarrrggh! You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. 2
blackhawkrush Posted November 1, 2022 Posted November 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. ...and your youngest daughter. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 1, 2022 Posted November 1, 2022 41 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ...and your youngest daughter. Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow. It's Ghastly Spotty Ibanez's birthday and she's having a disemboweling party for a few friends. 2
blackhawkrush Posted November 1, 2022 Posted November 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow. It's Ghastly Spotty Ibanez's birthday and she's having a disemboweling party for a few friends. Well...they were an unpleasant family certainly, but I don't think we had enough of the really gross awfulness that we're looking for. 2
IbanezJem Posted November 1, 2022 Author Posted November 1, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well...they were an unpleasant family certainly, but I don't think we had enough of the really gross awfulness that we're looking for. Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business. 2
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