You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business. 

..of which the chairman of Fiat once said, "Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli?"    

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5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

..of which the chairman of Fiat once said, "Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli?"    

 

Now, I've had the managing director of Conquistador to see me this morning and he's very unhappy with your ad campaign. Very unhappy. In fact, he's shot himself.

[IbanezJem]

7 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Now, I've had the managing director of Conquistador to see me this morning and he's very unhappy with your ad campaign. Very unhappy. In fact, he's shot himself.

 There are people with guns out there, sir.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 There are people with guns out there, sir.

Right, keep me covered.   Just keep me covered.  

[IbanezJem]

6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Right, keep me covered.   Just keep me covered.  

Er, Mr 73 will be able to tell you that. 73! Could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please? 

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Er, Mr 73 will be able to tell you that. 73! Could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please? 

 

See, I hadn't correctly defined your attitude towards your pets. You see, I mainly design slaughter houses.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

See, I hadn't correctly defined your attitude towards your pets. You see, I mainly design slaughter houses.

Oh, we've just heard 73 switched over. He's watching 'Hawks vs Isles'.    

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31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, we've just heard 73 switched over. He's watching 'Hawks vs Isles'.    

 

I shot the puck and there it was in the back of the Hawks' net!

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I shot the puck and there it was in the back of the Hawks' net!

But the electric chair remains the standard punishment for threatening Stalock. C  I  Z  I  K  A  S 

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50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

But the electric chair remains the standard punishment for threatening Stalock. C  I  Z  I  K  A  S 

 

The Hawk's opponent in Tuesday's game is Petula Wilcox, the Detroit girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 2008. She's keen on knitting and likes Justin Bieber records.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

The Hawk's opponent in Tuesday's game is Petula Wilcox, the Detroit girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 2008. She's keen on knitting and likes Justin Bieber records.

Well, at least Billy Joel hasn't been installed, then.    

[IbanezJem]

9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, at least Billy Joel hasn't been installed, then.    

Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! New Yorkers stun easily. 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! New Yorkers stun easily. 

You'll need some pieces of cage furniture which will keep him entertained.    

[IbanezJem]

27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

You'll need some pieces of cage furniture which will keep him entertained.    

Well why didn't it say on his TRF profile that he's a gorilla? 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well why didn't it say on his TRF profile that he's a gorilla? 

No need to, sir. It's all in a day's work for...SOCN.  

[IbanezJem]

12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

No need to, sir. It's all in a day's work for...SOCN.  

Yes, yes - but have you any plans for dealing with the free-speaking open letters to the powers that be? 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, yes - but have you any plans for dealing with the free-speaking open letters to the powers that be? 

Once inside the sewer, er SOCN, timing will be of the essence. We've been planning this for months. Solidarity!     

[IbanezJem]

20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Once inside the sewer, er SOCN, timing will be of the essence. We've been planning this for months. Solidarity!     

Of course it's his big day Thursday. They've been planning it for months. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Of course it's his big day Thursday. They've been planning it for months. 

Cheer up, Fritz, it may never happen.    

[IbanezJem]

15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Cheer up, Fritz, it may never happen.    

Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say? 

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39 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say? 

 

That come out a bit glib, didn't it?

[IbanezJem]

1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

That come out a bit glib, didn't it?

 Oh I don't like him. Do you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean. I mean do you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean. I mean do you know what I mean. All men are the same.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 Oh I don't like him. Do you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean. I mean do you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean. I mean do you know what I mean. All men are the same.

Well, speaking as a man in the street...  

[IbanezJem]

35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, speaking as a man in the street...  

Why not visit the La Gondola Restaurant? Just two minutes from this thread. The manager Mr Luigi Vercotti will be pleased to welcome you and introduce you to a wide variety of famous Sicilian delicacies. 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Why not visit the La Gondola Restaurant? Just two minutes from this thread. The manager Mr Luigi Vercotti will be pleased to welcome you and introduce you to a wide variety of famous Sicilian delicacies. 

Sorry, I asked for tea.   Look, would you mind keeping it down, please.