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9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Sorry, I asked for tea.  :blast: Look, would you mind keeping it down, please. 

:no: And now W. G. Grace as a music box.

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:no: And now W. G. Grace as a music box.

What are they doing...What...what...what's going on...Oh, I can't stand it......#@*%#!  :sundog: Oh, what a lovely day. 

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Posted
38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

What are they doing...What...what...what's going on...Oh, I can't stand it......#@*%#!  :sundog: Oh, what a lovely day. 

 

It's so, you know...SUNNY! :sundog:

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Posted
14 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

It's so, you know...SUNNY! :sundog:

We'll tunnel our way out. :thumbsup:

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Posted
18 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

We'll tunnel our way out. :thumbsup:

The mountain with the biggest tits in the world?  :scared:

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Posted
10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The mountain with the biggest tits in the world?  :scared:

 

To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Danforth and Pape  -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of The Ghost of the Aragon! :ohmy:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Danforth and Pape  -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of The Ghost of the Aragon! :ohmy:

This is a nice area. It's handy for the shops and convenient for the West End.  :thumbsup: 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

This is a nice area. It's handy for the shops and convenient for the West End.  :thumbsup: 

Good afternoon and welcome to Lords on the second day of the first test. :wub:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Good afternoon and welcome to Lords on the second day of the first test. :wub:

The short pause is for the stewards who are repairing The Sound of Music.  :blink:

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Posted
10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The short pause is for the stewards who are repairing The Sound of Music.  :blink:

Composer? Huh! I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant or a ratcatcher. :NP:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Composer? Huh! I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant or a ratcatcher. :NP:

Oh dad, look who's come to see us. It's our Simon jr.  :ninja:

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Posted
1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh dad, look who's come to see us. It's our Simon jr.  :ninja:

I wish to plead incompetence. :yes:

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Posted
15 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Look, I'm only doing me job! :confused:

Ah, well, as we all know all about foreplay, no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is...........Simon!  :tongue:

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Posted
2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ah, well, as we all know all about foreplay, no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is...........Simon!  :tongue:

Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting eating my mother? :rage:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting eating my mother? :rage:

  :no:   She's gorn orff because Mansfield said 'tin' to her. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :no:   She's gorn orff because Mansfield said 'tin' to her. 

She said they were in the book.:huh: Where's the Paris telephone directory?

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

She said they were in the book.:huh: Where's the Paris telephone directory?

No, no...don't worry, Louis. We shall talk to your Monsieur Necker.  :hug2:  

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Posted
4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

No, no...don't worry, Louis. We shall talk to your Monsieur Necker.  :hug2:  

 

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! :moon:

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Posted
12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! :moon:

The practised voice of the seasoned campaigner. :notworthy:

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Posted
4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

The practised voice of the seasoned campaigner. :notworthy:

Ee ecky thump.  :blah:  

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Posted
13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ee ecky thump.  :blah:  

Oh I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of words again? :unsure:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of words again? :unsure:

I've got to do it...for Joe-jums...for the kids...I've got to go through with it... :scared:

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Posted (edited)
46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I've got to do it...for Joe-jums...for the kids...I've got to go through with it... :scared:

Engine room, stand by to feed the cat. :tongue:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Engine room, stand by to feed the cat. :tongue:

It's all right, we've done the difficult bit.  :cat:  

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