IbanezJem Posted November 15, 2022 Author Share Posted November 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it, don't want to jump into... If it's not the bloody Treaty of Utrecht it's the bloody binomial theorem. This isn't the senior common room at All Souls, it's the bloody coal face. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: If it's not the bloody Treaty of Utrecht it's the bloody binomial theorem. This isn't the senior common room at All Souls, it's the bloody coal face. It's something they use in coal-mining, father. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's something they use in coal-mining, father. After five years they give me a brush! I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: After five years they give me a brush! I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it again. Make a TRF series out of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it again. Make a TRF series out of it. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth -- people doing things to each other with chainsaws during Rush listening parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth -- people doing things to each other with chainsaws during Rush listening parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates... Yes, yes. Unfortunately, we're not allowed to show you some of the performance, but I can assure you it was of the highest By-Tor and the Snow Dog standard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, yes. Unfortunately, we're not allowed to show you some of the performance, but I can assure you it was of the highest By-Tor and the Snow Dog standard. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference. Right, release the vicious dogs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Right, release the vicious dogs. If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out and its fins start to fall off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out and its fins start to fall off. A fish! A fish! A fish...a fish...a fish... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 28 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A fish! A fish! A fish...a fish...a fish... We are a gloomy people. It's so crikey cold and dark up there, and only fish to eat. Fish and imported honey. Oh strewth! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: We are a gloomy people. It's so crikey cold and dark up there, and only fish to eat. Fish and imported honey. Oh strewth! Oh, yes. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, yes. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda. It's handy for the shops and convenient for the West End. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: It's handy for the shops and convenient for the West End. We had discovered some Hittire baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We had discovered some Hittire baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him. I feel happy. I feel happy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I feel happy. I feel happy. Oh Sir, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh Sir, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof. I'm afraid that's just one of his stories. You must understand that a forum administrator and cannibal has to use some pretty clever stories to allay suspicion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I'm afraid that's just one of his stories. You must understand that a forum administrator and cannibal has to use some pretty clever stories to allay suspicion. Have you heard the one about the three nuns? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Have you heard the one about the three nuns? It was obvious that this joke was lethal -- no one could read it and live. I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It was obvious that this joke was lethal -- no one could read it and live. I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke. Put your galoshes on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Put your galoshes on. Oh no, no. I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the English Channel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh no, no. I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the English Channel. Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition 73, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition 73, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. Ah, good morning. I'm Bounder of Adventure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ah, good morning. I'm Bounder of Adventure. Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now