IbanezJem Posted November 5, 2022 Author Share Posted November 5, 2022 55 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's all right, we've done the difficult bit. Show it to the mother. That's enough. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Show it to the mother. That's enough. What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 5, 2022 Author Share Posted November 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him. That's the worst thing you can do to anybody. You could have broken my bloody nose! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That's the worst thing you can do to anybody. You could have broken my bloody nose! Yes well, the thing is, Sergeant, I've got a bit of a problem here. One of the officers has lost a leg. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 6, 2022 Author Share Posted November 6, 2022 8 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes well, the thing is, Sergeant, I've got a bit of a problem here. One of the officers has lost a leg. He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. We understand is now helping police with their enquiries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 6, 2022 Author Share Posted November 6, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We understand is now helping police with their enquiries. No, no, no, no... look, luv, it's and... one and two and three and four, and five and six and seven and down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, no, no... look, luv, it's and... one and two and three and four, and five and six and seven and down. You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird, I'm not deaf yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 6, 2022 Author Share Posted November 6, 2022 19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird, I'm not deaf yet. You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. Who is evidently, Lord Tennisball's son. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 6, 2022 Author Share Posted November 6, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Who is evidently, Lord Tennisball's son. No, sarge, I'd like to tell you. You see, this bloke from up the street... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: No, sarge, I'd like to tell you. You see, this bloke from up the street... Thwow him to the floor, please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 6, 2022 Author Share Posted November 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Thwow him to the floor, please. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! Are you sure that's absolutely necessary? There's nothing wrong with that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 6, 2022 Author Share Posted November 6, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Are you sure that's absolutely necessary? There's nothing wrong with that. You needn't eat the leg, Robert. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: You needn't eat the leg, Robert. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. We'll look around the hall after everybody's gone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 7, 2022 Author Share Posted November 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We'll look around the hall after everybody's gone. I see. Well, she's definitely dead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I see. Well, she's definitely dead. Well, we did do the nose...and the hat, but she's a witch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 7, 2022 Author Share Posted November 7, 2022 13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, we did do the nose...and the hat, but she's a witch. No one who has ever had their liver taken out by us has survived. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No one who has ever had their liver taken out by us has survived. Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 7, 2022 Author Share Posted November 7, 2022 48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay? Where it says: 'next of kin' shall I put 'mother'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Where it says: 'next of kin' shall I put 'mother'? Father, lad, Father. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 7, 2022 Author Share Posted November 7, 2022 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Father, lad, Father. Scusey, you tell me where is Mrs Vera Jackson please? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Scusey, you tell me where is Mrs Vera Jackson please? Tell her today. You could ring her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 7, 2022 Author Share Posted November 7, 2022 50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Tell her today. You could ring her. Mr Stools - speak to me, Howard! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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