You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[IbanezJem]

7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ah, Mr. Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefits, please?    

This is an example of the sort of abuse we get all the time from ignorant people. I inherited this religion from my father, an ex-used-car salesman and part-time window-box, and I am very proud to be in charge of the first religion with free gifts. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

This is an example of the sort of abuse we get all the time from ignorant people. I inherited this religion from my father, an ex-used-car salesman and part-time window-box, and I am very proud to be in charge of the first religion with free gifts. 

     Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh.  

[IbanezJem]

10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

     Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh.  

The coal miners of Wales have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

The coal miners of Wales have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under. 

Leave that Welsh tart alone.  

[IbanezJem]

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Leave that Welsh tart alone.  

  Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid-afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. 

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

  Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid-afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. 

 

Drop your panties, Sir Ibanez, I cannot wait till lunchtime.

[IbanezJem]

8 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Drop your panties, Sir Ibanez, I cannot wait till lunchtime.

No thank you, vicar. Good morning. 

[blackhawkrush]

6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

No thank you, vicar. Good morning. 

If you're going to go straight, you might as well be a vicar or something.    

[IbanezJem]

17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

If you're going to go straight, you might as well be a vicar or something.    

His father (Leo McKern), a free-lance bishop, was married to Verna Plachenka (Julie Christie) but secretly deeply in love with Margo Farenka (Shirley Abicair) and the strangely flatulent Madame Ranevsky (Norris McWhirter). 

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10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

His father (Leo McKern), a free-lance bishop, was married to Verna Plachenka (Julie Christie) but secretly deeply in love with Margo Farenka (Shirley Abicair) and the strangely flatulent Madame Ranevsky (Norris McWhirter). 

 

...and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film.

[IbanezJem]

21 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

...and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film.

Dlake has sighted the Spanish Freet, youl Majesty.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Dlake has sighted the Spanish Freet, youl Majesty.

Right, you stay here, I'll go and get them.    

[IbanezJem]

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Right, you stay here, I'll go and get them.    

Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything. 

Never mind, here's another one. His name is Marcus.  

[IbanezJem]

21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Never mind, here's another one. His name is Marcus.  

Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. 

Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, Mum Ibanez?    

[IbanezJem]

42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, Mum Ibanez?    

It's common sense really, blackhawk. If they can't see you, they can't get you. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

It's common sense really, blackhawk. If they can't see you, they can't get you. 

You must be mine utterly.      

[IbanezJem]

46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

You must be mine utterly.      

I dunno, sarge... I expect I'll be looking after me mum. She'll be getting on a bit now. 

Edited October 23, 2022 by IbanezJem

[blackhawkrush]

17 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I dunno, sarge... I expect I'll be looking after me mum. She'll be getting on a bit now. 

Try to eat some    my dear. It'll give you strength.  

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Try to eat some    my dear. It'll give you strength.  

That's not a proper salesman. I'm not buying from him, he doesn't give you confidence.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

That's not a proper salesman. I'm not buying from him, he doesn't give you confidence.

Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your    I love it. I'm having         ...

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9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your    I love it. I'm having         ...

 

I don't like that. There's dust on here. I don't think it's a proper meal without  . I'm going to have a baby in a few years.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I don't like that. There's dust on here. I don't think it's a proper meal without  . I'm going to have a baby in a few years.

Well, that's planning, isn't it? Fore thought.      

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7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, that's planning, isn't it? Fore thought.      

 

I mean a lot of other say they unclog you, but I never had a single bowel movement with the Recto-Puffs.